Are there any hookers at the Rio international airport looking for 'friends' upon their arrival?

Are there any dipshits getting off the plane who are going to get put into the trunk of a taxi and given the 300-real ride west?

Dave -- Yes, there's a tall black guy named Bruno. He'll be wearing a phony cop uniform. Just walk up to him and tell him you want to fuck him for 5 Reais. He'll fix you up right proper so that you'll be walking on all fours when you get to your hotel. Woof. Welcome to Rio.

Yes Catocony... That will be you... Listen, I don't give a fuck if you have posted pictures on this website, and it is in the air flying! Stop following me wherever I go. Are you gay? Well there's a section for that on this website. In other words, just get one (I'm talking about a life) I'm not trying to provoke annoyance, but I can tell you are. Simply stated, just fuck off boy.

Kid Cisco, is that you?

Leave me the fuck alone.

Dave boy sure does seem to have a preoccupation, or perhaps, dare I say the word....obsession, with the gayness issue, does he not?

If only he could write as eloquently as Turk....

Has anyone volunteered to Davie where he can get the hottest action in all of Rio? Come out of Help disco and walk south for 10+ blocks. Those are some of the sweeeetest street honies a guy could ever ask for.
Dave, if you're real nice to SFH, he may even share details about his favorito.

Finally.... Some humor returns to the CH board! Contributions to daily chuckles are always welcome.

Hey, I set'em up, you guys knock'em in

I miss Kid Cisco, Turk, DavidD, WestFargo, all of those guys. I even miss Aldaron!

Actually, about six blocks will do--starting the next block past Sindicato du Chopp. Look for Susie--tall, slim, sexy....among others.