Rio Rookie Overwhelmed

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By Yamosdca on Thursday, September 02, 2004 - 03:57 pm:  Edit

Well boys, I got back a few days ago from a week in Rio (Copacabana). Oh, yeah; yes, yes, yes to all the obvious questions. Unbelievable...
My question is: How long is it going to take me to get over these Brazilian women ? I have been back for few days and I can hardly look at the women here at home without some mild disdain and in some cases utter disgust. Does this go away ?
How long does it typically take ? It seems to have the potential to be both a blessing and a curse.... someone please tell me everything will be okay!!

By SportoLingo on Thursday, September 02, 2004 - 05:18 pm:  Edit

Y,
The answers to your questions:

It is highly unlikely you will ever get over Brasilian women.

The women here do inspire disdain and disgust, nothing unusual there. Probably will not go away and will only intensify with additional trips to Brasil.

I usually do not feel decent until I have booked my next trip to Rio, one to two weeks after I have returned.

Yes. If you could only go to Rio one time, it would be a curse. A lobotomy may help.

Good luck.
SL

By soccer on Thursday, September 02, 2004 - 05:19 pm:  Edit

After the 9th or 10th trip the novelty will finally wear off. But only the novelty wears off. The fun still continues.

By Bwana_dik on Thursday, September 02, 2004 - 05:46 pm:  Edit

Put another way...you're fucked for good. Welcome to the Club of Ruined Men!

There are only three options that I've seen:

1) You move to Brasil,
2) You make frequent trips to Brasil, or
3) You go insane.

By Dongringo on Thursday, September 02, 2004 - 06:18 pm:  Edit

Yam

I agree with the above posters. Your goose is cooked. For the love of god man, I hope you are able to select either of the first two options.

I am living Bwana's 3rd option.

DeeG

By Yamosdca on Thursday, September 02, 2004 - 08:17 pm:  Edit

Thanks, boys; I think I kind of knew when I was laying in a suite at L'Uomo having just spent an final incredible hour with a beautiful young garota as she quietly dozed off in my arms and I had a plane to catch in 3 hrs.... I am fucked.
The good news, I'll be back in March and cannot see fewer than two trips a year until I'm dead or living there. There is no harder place in the world to leave than Rio.... Regards, Yamo

By SportoLingo on Thursday, September 02, 2004 - 08:32 pm:  Edit

Y,
Two trips a year? I have gotten my work used to a trip every three months. Building up to 5-6 trips a year, that include work time while I am there. You have yet to feel the true depths of the addiction.
SL

By Hemp on Friday, September 03, 2004 - 02:35 am:  Edit

Yamosdca - I told you that trip to the airport was a killer. It was great meeting you and I know now you are hooked. I'll keep the womem warm for you buddy and see you in March. - Hemp

By Sandman on Friday, September 03, 2004 - 03:37 am:  Edit

You will begin to develop disdain for American women. Some will interpret it as a "bad boy" syndrome. The good news is, most of em like bad boys. Like to try and correct your errant ways and are sure they are the ones that can do it. It can be fun too. Walk into your regular bar, chat with a few, not try to put moves on any of them, feign disinterest and leave alone. Do it a couple of times, give off an attitude that you can't even be had and they start circling like sharks. Just don't let em see the smirk on your face when you finally leave with one. She will think she is the one that finally captured you and will go to great lengths to show you off to her friends. You? Well, you are just getting laid!

When you become a Rio regular it gets even better. Let them all know you are going or have just gotten back. They will be suspicious and curious as hell. When they ask, "why do you go to Rio so often"? Tell them straight up, "for the women of course"! Then just smile! It drives them absofucklutely bonkers.

Bad boys, bad boys...whatcha gonna do....!


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