I could not wait for a response. Where is all that huge booty from the movies I have at home? Where can I find them? Does anyone else share my fetish? Big assess are the ONLY reason I want to go to Brazil! Also which is the most classiest and luxurious spot? I heard that "Aeroporto" and "Centarus" are the best and the srtip clubs don't forget the strip clubs! Which are the best strip clubs, I want the full experience. Put me on, money is no object. Kaola back!

First, might I recommend decaf. Then, just go to 4x4. It's a big ass festival. Actually, any of the downtown places will have bigger asses on staff than the Copa places. They cater to the locals who like the booty big and juicy.

If I were you, I'd steer clear of Centaurus. It's gonna have more skinny chicks that appeal to the tourists. I have been to Aeropuerto but didn't like it at all. The girls were fat (hear that!) and old. Might be right up your alley.

Sterling

Basil: Don't worry, most brasileiras ahve bigger, rounder, "thicka" asses than you've ever seen in your life. No problem.

BS

All the termas but Centaurus will have what you are looking for. Sterling is right about the skinny model types at Centaurus, however. Leave them for me.

For really fat asses, try Tijuana. Also, you may want to hook up with Bammer.

I was at Praia 400 Terma the other night in Barra and there were some really beautiful garotas but with asses that were real big - I passed. Hemp

I think he said fat asses not flat asses

welcome to bunda country.

You will find big asses until you get tired of them

Hemp,
What's the address of Praia 400 terma?

Stayaway I don't know the exact address but it is right on the beach at Posto # 1. Any cab driver can take you there. Great club and I'm sure you will like it. As a matter of fact I will probably be going there tonight or tomorrow? (smile)- Hemp

SAJ,
Address for Praia 400: Avenida do Pepe 400, at Posto 1, ph # 2492-9019
SL

Thanks sportlingo. BTW, what's the price structure there?

SAJ,
Hemp may not know the address, he for sure knows the prices. Off the top of my head, I think it was $R50 for entrance, which included some consumption, and somewhere around $R150 for a 40Min session.
SL

Yep as usual my Amigo SL is right. As a matter of fact I was there last night and there were a lot of beauties. - Hemp

Praia 400 is indeed a 'different kind' of termas.

PROS

$50R entry fee of which $25R goes towards consumption

Nice clean rooms, and a pretty decent sized standard bed.

Street attire is worn in the bar area, so one gets the 'feel' of an american strip club

The selection contains many hardbodies, with several very good looking girls.

There's frequently live music in the boite. The night I was there, they kicked ass too.

CONS

30 minute taxi ride each way from Copa

Knowing that every blonde in the place has probably been soiled by Hemp.

Having to see the shit-eating grin plastered all over Hemps mug as he hugs his MANY favoritas.

DeeG

DeeG - I'm just a very loving guy, especially with blondes. - Hemp

I worry about Hemp. Fucking hotties 30 years (at least!) younger than him, I just hope his heart holds out :-) I do believe he's down from two packs of smokes per day to a pack and 7/8s, but I still worry about him

Thanks Cat - There are days when I worry about me too. I guess if you got to go there is no better way than with a bunch of beautiful (blond) Garotas. Hemp

I don't worry about Hemp. I don't know who said it first, "Only the good die young". If you are going anywhere Hemp, please take GCL with you.
SL

SL - True HEAVEN would be without GCL - true HELL would be with him. No thank you I don't need any roommates, especially that degenerate bastard. - Hemp

Be careful how you talk lads, lest you arrive in Hades to find GCL seated on the throne, smugly handing out seat assignments for your tenure in the lake of fire.

He's earned his place.

Govern yourselves accordingly.

Respectfully yours
DeeG

DeeG I think if GCL is seated on the throne "I'M FUCKED". I'd probably get a room with all Brunettes 60 + years old. - Hemp

Hemp

Just leaving Barra would be hell for you, wouldn't it?

Oh and before sitting down in GCL's hell, remember to check the seat for used buttplugs.

(Ooops - i'm a little jittery after reading Bewildered's report and my hands are still trembling, so I accidently hit the post button twice. Disregard this posting and carry on with your daily activities citizens. Thank you.)

(Message edited by DonGringo on September 23, 2004)

Deeg, if GCL is on the throne in Hell, your assigned permanent squeeze will be an aging Korean with big knotty fingers.

Not to mention long, fake fingernails that not only cut, scrape and pinch in a place you don't want to have cut, scraped or pinch, but also have a tendency to come off at the wrong time.

And with an infested loofa....

All of you sicken me, and make me regret ever having shared this most intimate of moments from my prison sentence in Gringaville.

There is nothing more loathesome than to poke a guy in the (red) eye when he's down.

Dongringo - Just remember who luvs ya bud - Hemp

I think ya just need to negotiate a deal in advance with GCL. He is an opportunist by nature and may be willing to cut you a good deal. Just depends on what he wants for it in advance....he he he.

He cut me a hell of a deal for Hemps GF 2 nights per week for eternity, in exchange for...arranging two Vips festas per month where he gets 8 garotas for the first hour all to himself.

Thanks Hemp. Who loves ya buddy!....he he he