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	Archive 01	50		2004/10/11, 10:07 pm

Good point Cat. It doesn't really matter if one hombre or another thinks those fatties are sexy, the point is it doesn't matter what they think... if the shape is right then the more cottage cheese the better.

Alright, I'm about to move to the vomitorium.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em:

http://www.ifilm.com/viralvideo?ifilmid=2536042

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I forgot to mention if you follow the link I posted above (it will be well worth it guys) and you get an error message, look at the bottom left of the screen and hit the change video preferences link to specify whether you are using RealPlayer, Windows Media, or Quicktime as your viewer. Then get your kleenex handy.

Larrydavid

I didn't say anything about white men having small dicks, I said white men don't like big booties responding to what Catacony said. I could care less what race you are (How do you know I'm not White?)

I just feel that those that find big booties ugly have to have something personal against it, maybe their to small. If there's something on a woman I don't like, I simply say it, not attack it, nothing personal to anybody here that's not my style. Sincerest apologizes to anyone offended.

Basilio,

You directly stated that the only guys who don't like fat disgusting asses are guys with small dicks. The fact that, with the exception of most black guys and a small portion of the white and hispanic guys, most guys don't care for overweight asses does not factor into your equation. You are yet another self-important newbie CH member whose first batch of posts are argumentative and combative.

Who said anything about fat disgusting asses?
Who said anything about race?
Argumentative and combative?
I don't remeber insulting anybody or labeling any of the member's here, or pigeon holeing any one race.

If you have a small penis why would you want a girl with a big ass....you probably couldn't get in as far or get in your favorite positions. Thus finding it unattractive(subconsciously) Maybe I should have put it this way intially, as to not offend anyone.

I wasnt offended ,I was just breaking balls ,one stupid comment always deserves another.
love ya

Yours and Catacony's

If there's such a thing as "too big" for a woman then there obviously has to be a "too big" for a man. Your physcial makeup can sometime dictate your sexual preference/compatability with someone else, that's what I meant by small penis.

There's nothing but adult men on this board so when I used the phrase "small penis" it wasn't in the High school context, I guess that's hard to tell by reading words and not actually hearing how I'm saying it.

You guy's are trying to make me look like KIDsico.

why cant you spread the asscheeks if the dick isnt long enough?

You did mention fat disgusting asses, you referenced JLo - IMO a fat disgusting ass... again, it's about opinion. Your argument (and why as a newbie are you posting option and/or arguments instead of a trip report??) that 'sexy asses' is not a subjective thing is wrong.

Are we done Hazing? I'm sorry, The rook won't Post or PM until I touchdown and get back, I'll take photo's of the Largest asses (no not Catocony) and you could give my pics the ratings you feel fit based on your objective opinion.

Perhaps this would be casting too wide a net, but shouldn't we consider banning all members whose name begins with a "B"? Let's see, Basilio, Bammer . . .

My main point was my last sentence - Basilio is a newbie (or at least a new Plus member who never posted much before) who has never been to Rio. He's watched some porn, saw some girls he liked and has decided to go to Rio. That's it. Zero experience in Brasil. The same general statement he's made in this thread he also made in some IMs to me a couple of weeks ago.

Those of us who have quite a bit of experience with brasileiras and Rio know the basic general rule - there is a color and size and shape of girl, in a variety of venues, for just about every guy. However, on a near-hourly basis you'll see some guy with some chick who, at least to yourself, is so fucking ugly that you can't imagine anyone crossing the street to say hi to her, much less flying 5000 miles to pay her. The joy is, guys who go for one type of girl tend to not go for others and vice versa, so supply always tends to be higher than demand. Me, I'll stick to brancas and the occasional mullatta and that's it for me. Other guys can subsidize the other garota types all day long and I won't care, but don't make stupid fucking comments about why you like a style of girl vs another style. You know not of what you speak.

I still go for the perereca(sp) and try to mix it up a little ,variety is the spice of life

I hope you have a blast basillio and I know that you will

Can't we all just get along? For starters, learn to fuck anything that breathes. And to be thankful for it. The rest is just details.

I never thought I would like a chick with a big ass, but when I did one last trip, it was
great

I've often held guys like Masterbates in contempt for doing such heinous beasts, and posting them too After years of being a hardbody conneseur, curiousity has finally overwhelmed me.

On my next trip, I will 'make love' with a woman in excess of 175 pounds. If she'll fit in the frame of my lense, I'll post her too.

Regards
DeeG

Basilio,
Hope you have fun, man, and that you find the ass of your dreams. Most of the hazing is done in jest. I love big bundas myself and have even produced a slide show of Big Bundas Brasiliera , set to the song "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap ("The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'"). I wish I was there now, plowing some of those widebodies.

Ok, who has taken over DonGringo's moniker? "Sexy" is subjective, no if,ands or butts. A lot goes into what one thinks is "Sexy", most importantly when was that last time you got laid. Notice in the escort ads, they refer to girls with large tits as "American Style" aka "Layne Style". If you talk to brasilian guys, they aren't that attracted to girls with tits; but some are. For me, "Sexy" has a lot more to do with their mind and personality, than it does with their body.
BL

Bwana 'Lik' is now questioning who took over MY moniker?? That's rich...

BL writes "For me, "Sexy" has a lot more to do with their mind and personality, than it does with their body". Some of my better sessions last trip were with girls who were slightly overweight. So if a little is good, a lot must be better, right? (That has been my life motto for years btw)

Looking forward to my unit slicing through a gargantuan garota like a hot knife goes through butta.

Sincerely,
MasterBatesInTraining
DeeG

Deeg O'Gringo (and may I call you "Deeg" Mr. Gringo?), my memory is somewhat hazy, but wasn't there an overweight dominatrix in Ireland somewhere in your not-so-distant past?

Murasakiwhodoesn'thaveasmallpenisbutstillthinksbigbuttsarebuttuglyandthinksthisisastupidthread

More Sake

You are correct. I did a big busty Brit from Bristol, and yes, she did spank my lilly white 'tuckus'. She wasn't really 'overweight' however - more the 150 lb topheavy type. For some reason, I just feel like my journey won't be complete until I tag one that tips the scales at closer to 200lbs.

I assure you that when I do take the plunge, there will be plenty of alcohol involved. And possibly some flour, in which to roll her around until I find the wet spot.

DeeG

DG-Should I have one waiting for you on your next arrival? May need time to get her in the elevator????...sideways

Sandman

Thanks for the offer to find a fatty for me, but I'll need the thrill of the hunt to pull this one off. Ask CoffeeMaker about the 200 pounder that sat with us at TA for a few beers. She had a beautiful face and firm skin. This is very important - I want that sleek stuffed sausage look, with the skin stretched tight and NO cottage cheese.

CoffeeMaker and I were both kinda hammered, and almost starting fighting over who would get her. Unfortunately a nasty old hag seized the opportunity to descend upon poor ol' Coffee and grope him through his shorts, which kinda killed the mood for both of us or I would've taken my hefty heifer up on a heavyweight title match.

Also, I want to pay no more than $50R.

DeeG,
If it's 200 pounders you want, all you need do is give Senor Masterbates a ring and book a TJ adventure with him. He's tagged more heavyweights than Ali, Foreman, Tyson, Holyfield and Lewis combined.
Safado69

Deeg,
Why even leave the country? Hang out at your local Krispy Kreme and you'll have plenty to choose from.
BL

Bwana Lik - Are you speaking from experience? Are they blond? - Hemp

Gag on a Gringa? Me??? Surely you jest. I want a passionate pummelling by a ponderous BRAZILIAN puta who has a penchant for my pinga in her portly pie-hole. I'll bring a snorkel for the 69.

And exactly who are you Bwana Lik? I don't like imposters...

Hemp,
There are blonds available. Yes, I do go by on occasion to pick up supplies for the females that I work with. Certainly, not for the company available there. They are gringas and big.

Deeg,
This is tongue boy. I was just a little taken aback with your new found penchant for the large and lovely. Having seen you in action, just didn't seem like you. I didn't mean to offend, just offering a suggestion. Is it that far off base given your shift in attractions, that a gringa would be offensive.
BL

DG-Just make sure you find a bed whose matress in on the floor. Wouldn't want any broked bed frames.........

Here is a little camel toe in the flesh to remind everybody why we go for the hardbodies in Rio.

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Deeg; I like them small and spinable.

However for those of you that have that large twins fetish going on, here is a pair that washed up on the beach.

Roadglide

As long as we're posting "pink"...

E

Shit - let's try that again...

E

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Nice pink, Epi, but what the hell are those "toys?"

Those are some items I've acquired over time. They are made of pyrex so they are stronger then glass and tend to survive most inadvertant impacts with the floor.

I now have quite the collection. I left four of them in BKK, and have some new ones here at home ready to make the trip East with me next time. Just wish Hombre would let me put some more of these pics up.

The bottom pic shows two of my favorites. The one she's getting ready to put in her ass I call the "chromatic shiv". It actually has these "threads" on the tapered end so if a girl's having some trouble "accepting" the device you can literally "screw" it into her ass. I think the other one does a WONDERFUL job of displaying the beautiful pink color from inside her pussy.

BTW, the top photo is her shagging herself with that dildo and the white froth around the edge is some genetic material I had recently left behind...

E

They do not break unless you leave them out for the maid to find! You know what I mean Epi?

By the way will be in BKK on Fri for 4 days you around?

DubDub

Yeah, I remember. I've been unable to find another one like that. Bummer. Still, it bounced off a LOT of things before finally being committed to the landfill.

Gonna be stuck here in the States until sometime in November. You have fun with your girl without me.

Stop by Eden Club and give my regards to my "wife" there, eh?

BTW, I thought you might get a kick outta knowing a little something extra about my glass "toys". I took a few to the Phils on my last trip there. I brought a giant, curved shank for the box and a fairly large buttplug for the girl's bum. Every night, after using them on my victim (barfine) I would place them in the sink in the bathroom. Every day, after my room was serviced, I would find them cleaned and put on the bedside table. One day the lady that ALWAYS cleans my room wanted to know "what are those things". I had to explain "this one is for your kiki and this one is for your puwet."

She did not believe me!! She brought in another cleaning lady to hear me say it again and I had to display with hand motions. They were terribly entertained.

Finally, I booted up my PC and showed them some of my pics. They freaked out, but kept coming back to look at even MORE pics!! At one point I got into some action shots and they asked me "is that your titi?" I responded "yes, you like it?" They kept on laughing and looking at the pics until I chased them outta the room by poking their puwets with the buttplug!! Funny shit...

E

Hombre,

Since there seems to be a change in policy about what pics can and cannot be posted, could you spell the current policy out for us? I was not aware that any legislation relevant to pics posted on this board is moving forward.

Hombre should really consider moving the site ownership and hosting offshore. I've had enough of Asscroft.

Hombre

On my NEXT trip I'll be sure to include a picture of the girl's ID showing she's of legal age. If I provide ID, then can I provide some hardcore content?

E

Epi; Where the hell did you find thoses tools of torture

I bet they would raise some eye brows down in Rio

Bewildered; And just where would you suggest that hosting site be......Some South American location perhaps, run by a bison lover.

Roadglide and Epi
My sympathies are extended to Hombre at this time. He is operating an AMERICAN site that is marketing information on international prostitution, and doing so while we have a Bible thumping administration in office. It's no wonder that he is being cautious. Although the details of how this site is owned and hosted remain private, I for one am amazed that it is American owned and operated. Should Bush win reelection, will sites like this be able to survive for another four years?

Roadglide - on the internet - where else?!?!

E