I hear it almost every day. "Where do I go to find garotas that have not slept with 4,000 other guys?" "I want something fresh; just off the bus; non-hardened; not a garota de programma"

Well buddies, I am here to tell you they are everywhere and, more importantly, they want to meet gringos, especially well to do gringos.

Many recommend the malls, shops, stores, restaurants. Some suggest the beaches or the discos. All are good recommendations.

Do not overlook the obvious though. Ask your GDP if she has any friends that are new to the business or curious. Friends that would like to meet gringos but don't want to work at Help or a terma. I actually met one this weekend that did not even know what Help was and she is a Carioca.

My ex GF's boss met a friend of mine. They have carried on a two month relationship and he worked virtually here for the past month. His co-workers did not even know he was out of the country (thank god for the internet and VOIP).

You would not believe the number of these girls that ask me to introduce them to gringos visiting Rio. One girl is here from Minas to earn money for college. Never programmed before in her life. Timid, shy and inexperienced but willing to learn and once past the initial uncertainty, a very good GFE.

Two, this past weekend, that were just curious and got a very comfortable introduction (after several Skols and some Brasilian Funk dancing). A regular programma friend introduced them to me and a buddy of mine. Neither had ever programmed but were curious. I think mine may be the next ex-wife based on the conversation and post coital cuddling....Oh BTW....both have just recently turned 18 withing the past few months.

You gotta have a little Portuguese. Be friendly, not to agressive, willing to kiss for long periods of time, dance, have lots of Skol on hand, laugh, tell jokes, have one or more of her friends around for support, some food or order it delivered, good music, snacks, cigaretts and.....be willing to just sit around and have conversation (tough for a lot of American guys but it is the culture here).

Can you meet a regular, non-programma girl on a short visit here. Absofuckinglutely!!! Just ask my buddy who was here from a western state. he met a friend of my maids friend and they stuck like glue. He went back to the states and made a quick, impromptu return visit just 2 weeks later...then extended his stay!

Oh, and as for my new future ex-wife who openly asked me to "teach her some things about sex" (gawd I love this country), well, it is a rainy day in Rio today....let the lessons begin.

Layne, her friend might be just right for you. I owe ya one!

Photo: My New Future Ex Wife

Photo: Layne's New Future Ex Wife

Both with exactly one programma under their belt!

Did I mention that I love this country?

Skol?!?! I make a point of not associating with anyone who drinks that refrigerated piss. Especially not if they hail from Alabama...

BTW, nice turbinas.

BS

is the second one missing a left nipple? Or did you bite it off?

Sandman, When can I move in??? lol!! As always, a great report.

Sandman; Is that the girl that takes a 2 hour bus ride to see you?

I guess being a dirty old man is paying off for you Good luck keeping Deeg's hands off of that.

I've never done a chick with only one nipple before. Roadglide, with your consent I may have to go for 'Winky' first.

And if Sandman is a dirty old man, what does that make the rest of us? Fortunately I have a birthday coming along soon ,which will serve to make me one year closer to graduating up to 'dirty old man' status myself. I wonder what I could do to top last years bday party...

I do thank you my good buddy, but DAMN I want YOUR new future ex wife!!! smokin!!! those are meeeeee.

oh and ps..remind your friend of the last long term relationship he got himself into..hellooo.

Lane:

Was that the relationship that lasted 15 minutes?

MM

(Message edited by majormajor on November 30, 2004)

Nice, Very Nice! We get older, they stay the same age! Heh Heh heh!

mr. sandman, bring me a dream (boom, boom, boom, boom)
make her the cutest that i've ever seen (boom, boom, boom, boom)
give her two lips like roses and clover (boom, boom, boom, boom)
then tell her that her lonesome nights are over.
sandman, i'm so alone
don't have nobody to call my own
please turn on your magic beam
mr. sandman, bring me a dream.

(boom, boom, boom, boom.)

mr. sandman, bring me a dream
make her the cutest that i've ever seen
give her the word that i'm not a rover
then tell her that her lonesome nights are over.
sandman, i'm so alone
don't have nobody to call my own
please turn on your magic beam
mr. sandman, bring me a dream.

(boom, boom, boom, boom)

mr. sandman (yesss) bring us a dream
give her a pair of eyes with a come-hither gleam
give hera lonely heart like pagliacci
and lots of wavy hair like liberace
mr sandman, someone to hold
would be so peachy before we're too old
so please turn on your magic beam
mr sandman, bring us, please, please, please
mr sandman, bring us a dream.

(boom, boom, boom, boom.)

THE SANDMAN COMETH

Mommy Dear, I cannot sleep
The Night Is Dark And Scary
I Do Not Wish To Count The Sheep
It Makes Me Tired And Weary

I'd like to Speak With Mother Goose
Today, Chicken Little Came A'Calling
There Was A Knot On Her Caboose
She Said The Sky Is Falling

Mommy ... Tell Me
What Keeps The Stars Up In The Sky
Does The Moon Hang By A Thread
Why Is The Catcher In The Rye
... And ...
Do Pigs Eat Gingerbread

Quiet Your Fears, You Silly Child
Fret Not Your Little Head
The World Is At Its' Safest
When All Gods' Children Are In Bed

For Beneath The Blanket Of The Night
There Lies A Sea Of Sand
And On This Sea There Sails A Ship
A Ship Called 'Sleepy Land'

This Ship, It Sails The 'Sandy Sea'
It Drifts From Dune To Dune
And You May Sail It If You Wish
For The Sandman Cometh Soon

A Horse He Rides, Named 'Shalamar'
Who Soars Across The Sky
Some Think It Is A Shooting Star
But Neither You Nor I

Listen For The Clippety-Clop
As That Grand Horse Gallops Near
Then Bravely Whisper Out Its' Name
And The Sandman Will Appear

His Steed Will Swiftly Carry You
Above The sea Of Sand
And Set You Safely Down Onto
The Ship Called 'Sleepy land'

This Ship, It Sails The Sandy Sea
It Drifts From Dune To Dune
You May Sail It If You Wish
For The Sandman Cometh Soon

Wondrous Sights You will See
Once You Close Your Eyes
And Safely Sail The 'Sandy Sea'
For The Sandman Cometh ...
... He Rides ....

Damn guys! I am touched.....sob!

Thats A Great Report SandMan I Love This Site}I Never Laugted Hard In My Life

Not to Doubt you Sandman, I know your a credible source here on clubhombre. But.... I think these girls might have pulled the wool over your eyes. These are my reasons. Those tits on both those gals look awesome, from my expertise they look like boob jobs. If they are rookies and In need of money it is very hard to believe they paid for a boob job on there own. Right???? But If I'm wrong and those tits are natural my apologize and keep rockin!!!! Let me know what your thoughts are.

Believe it or not, many "normal" girls get tit-jobs in Brazil, lately it's the "in-thing". Could even have been paid for by boyfriend, husband, even parents! Besides, in my not-so vast experience as a tit surveryor (ask me about bundas, please!), pair #1 maybe showing surgery scars around the underside of the aureolae, but pair #2 (winky), spread themselves in a way tht I've only seen in natural tits. Of course, only Sandman knows for sure... sao turbinadas ou nao, mermao?

BS

I am voting natural on both...100-1 on number 2...probaly would go 3-1 on number 1...

Good work Sandman, great photos.

Trust me. Both sets are as natural as they can be....from first and second hand experience!

parabéns, Sandman - seu namorada é ótimo!
I knew you were "the Man in Rio"
Hope to return soon

Sandman, Sandman, Sandman....

After seeing these pics I now regret not being able to meet up with you even more. I definitely plan to meet up with you the next time I make it down there. I'd love to be introduced to your future ex-wife.