Wine, Women and Song

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By Admin on Monday, March 14, 2005 - 04:39 pm:  Edit

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In addition to what has already been written about throwing a good festa, here’s a few things Sandman and I have learned lately:

1. Bring a portable sound system, like a boombox. Not every suite you’ll stay in will have a sound system by the pool. A 10’ two prong extension cord helps.
2. If you want to see some Brazilian butts in action, get some brazilian funk. I ask the DJ’s at the termas to burn a disk of Brazilian party/dance funk tunes. Expect to pay $10-30 USD depending on whether you want an audio CD w/15 tunes or an MP3 CD with 100+ tunes.
3. Bring scented body oil. Brazilieras love to get shiny. And you’ll love it on them. Available for $1 USD at any pharmacy in Rio.
4. Start every festa with alcohol. Bring beers. Smirnoff Ice is popular too, and gets the girls happy faster.
5. If you really want a good view, bring thongs or panties. Size XS. The girls are generally more comfortable in a dental floss thong than buttass naked. Go figure. Remember, less is better. If you buy them in the USA, the girls will probably laugh at how much fabric they have. Better to buy them in Rio.

Here’s a little vid from our last VIPS festa. See ya in Rio, and good luck with your festas.

DonGringo Festa XL

By Coats001 on Monday, March 14, 2005 - 09:15 pm:  Edit

You can buy the Funk CD's for 5$R on the Street.
The titles are Funk Neurotico XXV, XXVI ect. Especially #25 has some great Hits.

By Smallasiandick on Monday, March 14, 2005 - 10:37 pm:  Edit

DonG,

Epic! Sexy and very inspirational.

Note to self, gotta head down there.

By Catocony on Tuesday, March 15, 2005 - 06:45 am:  Edit

That song is a fairly long one, like 8 minutes depending on the mix. But, whenever it's played in a terma, the girls go nuts. The vocals sound like two cats fucking on a fence and then falling into a wood chipper, but the garotas do love it. The specific dance for this song I call the "bunda a' bunda mating ritual", the garotas shake and shake then starting rubbing asses. It's an experience unto itself!

By William5 on Wednesday, March 16, 2005 - 01:48 pm:  Edit

Heys guys, this will be my second trip to Rio. First time I spent the entire time with one knockout(whats wrong with me). I'll be in town March 26th - April 4th. I've rented the Millineum Suite on the 29th. Any suggestions on where to buy the bikinis, or panties. Are any of you going to be in town. Was there for Carnival, but met this model on the first day, and spent my entire trip with her. Well not this time, will make a better mongering effort this time.

william5

By Copabrasil1 on Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 08:53 am:  Edit

DG-

Encore please.


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