MY DICK IS THROBBING LIKE A SICK ROBINS ASS AND GLOWING LIKE A MARICHINO CHERRY

I just came back from my 5th Rio trip with my buddy. And as usual we had a great time. We have a habit of chatting with our Rio girl friends on the net. Well, as you can guess, we make friends fast. We have been doing this for about a year and a half and have managed to meet many new acquaintances that are waiting for us on arrival.

I ended up meeting one of these girls thru my buddy’s GF and we hit it off immediately Two hours later we were in the bedroom getting to know each other a little better. She said she was just finishing her period. Well, no problem I thought, maybe tomorrow but I am having a blast right now. Things were getting better, or so I thought!!!!!!!!
After much discussion about each others mutual sexual cleanliness,,she mounted up and went balls deep on me. I felt some thing a little odd but didn’t think anything about it. She commenced to fucking my eyes out like a true garota. Then I realized that something was chaffing me…then it hit me. She had not taken out her tampon … ! "Oh SHIT", I thought and pulled out. By then, it was too late.

I turned the light on and looked at my unit and sure as shit I had a rope burn from the tampon string, right on the tip of my unit…. GOD DAMN does that hurt…! We called it a night but not before I grabbed about a gallon of Neosporin and lathered up my unit before going to sleep.
I woke the next morning and started taking a shower. Holly shit,,,,,I am here to tell you that hurt. I think it was worse than taking a shower with a bad sun burn.

My buddy woke up and after he had his morning beer I told him the story and showed him my rope burn… I thought he was going to pee in his pants from laughing!



Needless to say, it was along day and it hurt just to wear my shorts. I laid low all day till she showed up again around ten that night. We started fooling around and soon found ourselves right back where we had left off the night before. This time I made damn sure there wasn’t any thing up there.!!!!!! We started dancing the grizzly bear and had a stellar session.

Over the next several days we had a blast together and my unit healed up pretty fast. Of course the gallon of Neosporin helped a lot .

I had a great trip and learned a new lesson…… DON’T FORGET THE NEOSPORIN!!!!!!!!!

Ropeburn,

You had me in tears when you told me this story last week in Rio. Thanks for having the courage to share it with the entire board.

Let me know when you go to Rio again because you are a spectacular wingman and it's a pleasure to be in your company.

I hope I didn't embarrass you too much in 4x4 and 65.

Take care my friend,

Jag

Rope,
Now thats some funny shit!!! I am a little concerned that you went bareback with a garota?!? I think Jag being near you must of had some effect on your karma.
Sparky

Jag... If you think the story was funny...You should have been there and seen the look on his face when he came limping out of the bedroom the next morning....And yes it musta hurt like hell when he took a shower cuz it sounded like you were drowning a cat in the bathroom...Sorry I missed you last week..I was in Buzios interviewing a new prospect...I'm planning on a return the 13th Jan for several weeks...

Funny, its not funny when the willy is injured esp when you are on a mongering trip!

Reminds me of something even more 'horrific' -
the guy who found that his lady was wearing (not properly lodged) an IUD when he went "shovin."

It's frightening!

(Message edited by crazier on December 12, 2005)

(Message edited by crazier on December 12, 2005)

Oh shit...I cannot stop laughing....sorry buddy but it is funny as hell!

It's even funny the second time I read it.

Ultra1,
Hey, Fawn lives in Buzios. You weren't interviewing her, were you?

Sorry I missed you this trip, Your wingman, Ropeburn, tried to keep me out of trouble. Unfortunately he wasn't always successful, but then no one is.

Jag

Jag

Sparky43,

Just to set the record straight, Ropeburn's injury occurred before I arrived in Rio, so I am completely blameless.

Jag

DON’T FORGET THE NEOSPORIN!!!!!!!!!

I've also used neosporin to lube up a girl's ass. Not ideal, "butt" beats the alternative...

Funny report.

E

Uhmmm...hate to be a killjoy, but just to play it safe, you should go for an aids test. Why? Not only did you bareback her but your skin was rubbed raw as hell, which gives the virus multiple microscopic entry points.

Neosporin kills everything, doesn't it?

A 200 pound box of Neosporin will kill almost anything that you drop it on from about 30 feet or higher.

No kidding. Fucking bareback with a chick on her period - then add to that your dick gets rubbed raw. That might be the "perfect storm" of risk.

Come on, I'm sure she only barebacked that one time with him, she always uses a rubber with the other guys.

Cat,
Now that was funny!!!

As painful as it sounds my first reaction would have been to throughly wash w soap and water....the soap would denature the protein in bacteria as well viral capsids.TextText

Hey Ropeburn
Don't let these guys fool ya. By maintaining a high enough blood alcohol level for 7 days after this incident, you are guaranteed not to catch anything.
IR