When chocochip Plunders Brazil, chocochip would like to eat as much pussy and make out with a lot of girl's asshole's. Is this safe for chocochip because chocochip want's no DISEASES.
Thanks brothers.

As long as chocochip stop's speaking of chocochip in the third person, chocochip won't get no DISEASES. But if chocochip talk's to girl's like chocochip write's, chocochip gonna get a shitload of DISEASES.

Sorry I just love my screen name, but seriously a lot of my jealous friends keep telling me that as soon as I step off the plane I'll get a disease (even though according to the World Health Organization they're more people in Amereica with HIV/Aids than in Brazil[950,000 vs 660,000])I'm just curious if anybody ever picked up anything serious?

Well, most of us don't make it a point to suck on garotas' assholes, but to each their own. I doubt if you'll catch anything beyond Hepatitis A.

Is that...Good news? Maybe I'll leave the assholes alone and settle for the "cheek sandwhich" (use your imagination)

Bran, that was funny as shit.

Choco, I ate every pussy except for the help girls and had no problem (at least nothing has shown up yet). I kinda lost myself a couple of times and have to admit licking some ass (after she showered of course). If only the girls I date tasted so good. Ok, AZ has got to go now. AZ

Bad news. Chocochip already suffers from illeism. Apparently assholes aren't that safe.



(Message edited by Dem_Gnomes on January 12, 2006)

Whats the difference between eating a Help garotas pussy and a terma garota.Terma girls are more likely to have been just fucking some other dude before you ate her pussy.Yeah I know they get tested (allegedly),but Im pretty sure not everyday or after every fuck.Anything could happen between tests.As far as terma girls being cleaner than help girls, all the girls you bring to your room should be run through the shower, before fucking no matter what.I have been with terma girls with pussy odor,even though they supposedly showered.If you can make sure you give them the wash down yourself,I love washing them garotas pussy real good,LOL....

Anyways EE refrains from eating any whores pussy,but to each their own.Once in a while EE gets that request from the garotas,but EE declines the offers unless they plan on paying EE to get them off,LOL...Choco you shouldn't have no problems finding any willing garotas, have fun and examine the product before you eat it,LOL.....

AZ always has his girls shower first. Maybe it was the quality of the girls AZ pulled from Help that kept him from tasting the goods. I am not sure, you will have to ask him.. hey, wait a minute that is me. So yea, that might have been it. You make a good point about the Help girls not just getting boned. At this point, being here and not in Rio right now, I'm thinking I would shove my tongue right up a garotas ass right now. God I miss Rio. You lucky bastards that live there, I hate you all. Damn, I think I still have the post-trip blues and its been 3 freakin months.AZ

Choco, you've done screwed up this entire thread by getting everybody to start writing in the 3rd person. jjgettis thinks we need to quarantine this thread before the practice spreads across the board.
See what jjgettis means?

Chocochip-

Make sure to go to Solarium and eat Vanessa's ass. It will probably be the safest one you can find. Also, any of the girls walking along Avenida Atlantica after 10 PM, those girls would probably be safe. But for the safest asses to eat, go to VM. Lots of good ass there that you can stick your toungue up, pretty cheap, too.

CB,

Felix got sick at VM just drinking a soda. Imagine what he could have infected himself with by licking a few asses there. As it was, he was sick for ten days.

Jag

What's VM?

CC,

Villa Mimosa, the Brazilian whorehouse equivilant of Wal-Mart. Hundreds of low priced women, ready willing and able to do you for R$25 or R$27, if you didn't bring your own rubber. It's located on the outskirts of Centro and costs about R$25 by taxi.

The quality of the girls is somewhat dubious, but occasionaly you'll find a "diamond in the rough." It's not for the faint of heart. Do not eat anything there unless you want to spend a lot of time in the bathroom.

Suggest you do a search on CH for VM to get more accurate info.

Jag

I think laughing my ass off at the diamond that spoted you at 50 yards and ambled over to talk to you was what did me in . Setting here laughing just thinking about the look on your face as she set her sights on you. I think she would be a good replacement for MBL this trip. If you would buy two bales of hay it would last her for 10 days (big round bales). Felix

Felix,

Yeah, she was quite large, but didn't she have a great personality? Celulite doesn't come close to describing her ass.

It looked like two huge burlap sacks stuffed with grapefruits placed side by side. You have to admit it, when she walked everyone stopped to watch. Now that I think about it, I guess she most closely resembles Jabba-the-Hut from Star Wars, but only sweeter.

Fuck you Felix,

Jag

Sorry Hunterman is late to this thread, he's had his tongue stuck up a Filipina's ass, unable to make cheeky barbs.

Jag's VM "diamond" sounds like the perfect garota for a chocochip-cheek sandwich.

AZ has almost 4 months to go before MDE and CTG and AZ does not know if he can wait to lick ass. AZ thinks he will have to make a trip to TJ in a couple of weeks to hold him over. AZ has never tasted TJ ass before. AZ might be pressing his luck a little too much. Is there anyone out there that would eat TJ ass? Put in your vote in now. How about you Jag? Ok, AZ has to go now.