Getting There

My trip started when the the Horizon Air flight was 1/2hr late and 3 people overbooked, they were looking for people to bump till the next day. I told the ticket dude I'd be happy to bump if they would pay for my flight all the way to Medellin, They wern't going for it, Hey at least I tried. I thought oh crap, I sure hope my whole trip isn't like this! Anyways the pilot made up time and we got to LAX early waited the 4 hr layover, then found out the plane was going to be an hour late. Not good, but on the upside when we did board the plane a 737G, which was packed to the gills, yet to my amazement and everyone elses envy, I had the only seat that had only me in the entire row (too cool huh). About 10 min into the flight some dude comes up gruffly says "IM SITTING HERE "and procceded to plant his ass in MY row. Now, this is important, if the bozo had said to me "you know were really packed and uncomfortable, would it be ok if I sat here" I would of said "No problem", but because of his shitty demanding ways I thought NO WAY JOSE, so I fienged a coughing spell and said weakly, Im very sorry Im alergic to your cheap after shave could you please move back to your assigned seat. He got pissed and said something unrepeatable till I wispered to him "how would you like your testicles yanked off' well that did it, he split and I had a whole row to my self.

We landed in Panama right on time, so that was real good. Someone on here told me it was an Aerorepublico Jet that flew you from Panama to Medellin, even though the people at COPA had told me it would be a Copa plane, well he was right.

Got through the airport and customs real easy in about 10 minutes, walked out front and what do see? A georgeous buxom blonde holding a sign with my name on it, now since I had only been on a plane one other time in my life, and that had been in the 70's so I was bit overly stimulated anyway. I said a quiet "thank you Lina & Greg". ( P. S. You HAVE to request a girl to pick you up otherwise you'll have some ugly dude).

Well any way we made it down the mountain alive, even though I was a tad bit worried at times, but not to much. You see when you've ridden a motorcycle through traffic filled Los Angeles streets & highways at rush hour, it prepares you for anything. Anyway, I had a nice time hugging & kissing Jenifer who had the most perfectly formed pair of breasts that I have ever had the pleasure to grace my lips with.(hint, guess what I was doing hehehehe).

We get to the Mansion alive, & I get to finially meet Lina & Greg VERY COOL PEOPLE they show me to my room, don't ever get room 9 its a dungen, but more on that later. I register, pay my room payment (you have to pay your room bill up front) I go back and had a nice session with Jennifer. It was a bit disapointing no kissing, which pissed me off, cjb Ive had better, and fairly tight but nothing to write home about, no daty. The only thing that was memorable was playing with and watching those bountiful beauties bounce while she rode me. YEE HAW. Gave her 100,000cop and said thank you & bye.

Scooby, glad your having a good time. Is that room 9 at the Mansion or at Castillo?

Scooby. I have never tried the suggestion of yanking another mans testicles off. I will have to remember that the next time some asshole sits next to me. I suppose it would be a U-S Air Marshall and I would end up with my testicles yanked off and crammed into my mouth...but that would be my luck.

Glad to know you are on the ground and having fun. Keep us posted buddy!

radio

Yo Radio, whats the SG body count?
Sparky

Scooby,
Hope your LOVING MDE. My 5 days there with Valentina was FANTASTIC right up until 5:30AM the last morning then MAJOR drama.
I'm at the airport in Miami now heading to Carcas to see my novia. I hope to do a trip report when I return. Be careful and have fun.
Sparky

Oh Gawd, Room 9. That is the bomb shelter next to the kitchen. Small, dank, cramped, etc. The other thing I did not realize was that sound carries as well up as well as down the stairs. I was entertaining a young lady who was a screamer. After our morning entertainment, we emerged to a standing O from the breakfast crowd. Never again, for the room. Looking forward to another round with the young lady

Scooby, sounds like you got a great deal for 100,000cop. My little air port pick up girl wanted 300,000 and gave me attitude when I tried to talk her down to 200,000 so I had to pass on her completely. After that though it was all good in Medellin..hope you're enjoying.

Howdy Guys

having a great time I really haven't had the time to do a proper trip report. Ill write up a complete trip report when I get back.

JusJoseph

Room 9 is at the Mansion, I had booked it well in advance. After I finished with Jennifer, the hotty that picked me up at the airport, Greg asked me If everything was alright. I told him everything couldn't be better except the room sucked. Greg says "No worries mate Ill fix you right up", he then gets out his room schedule and moves me to room 6 for my first night. The one with the 2 person jacuzzi and a sitting room. It was awsome, then on wednesday I get moved to room 4 for 2 days if was fine it has a shared bathroom & no air conditioner, Which you dont really need anyway, then back to room 6 for Thursday, Room 9 Friday & Saturday & room 10 for my last 5 days.

He then offers to split split the extra cost with me. It comes out to $60.00usd for my part. It could not have turned out better I don't have to lift a finger I go out and everything is moved the old room is spotless Im moved into the new rooms each time. TOO COOL

Sparky

I had major drama a couple of times but cooler heads prevailed and disaster has been avoided and the security gaurd took care of it.

Sandy

What you say is very true but as I told you guys Greg fixed me rigt up I could not have asked for a better host.

Radioman

Remember I wispered it to him so no one else was the wiser. You say shit like that to loud & feds might be waiting for you .