I have a very sad story to tell. My friend had just come back from Medellin several days ago after several trips since last year. He met what he thought was a beautiful, intelligent and loving women. Turns out she was playing him from the start. He is very smart man but way too trusting when it comes to the heart. His story ended as follows; when he returned from Medellin on May 9th he tried to kill himself a couple of days later by taking too many pills with the intention of blowing his brains out with a gun. Fortunately, he was so screwed up by the pills he passed out before he could shoot himself. He now lies in the hospital in a coma with a 25% chance of living and most likely a vegetable if he recovers. He has no health insurance due to his relationship with this girl because he gave all he could to her for her and her son’s well being and to put her through Medical School. He is one of the most giving and loving person I have known in my life. He would give the shirt off his back to help another person and not just for the ones he loves. The very sad thing about this whole thing is that even if they were just friends, he would given as much as he could to help her. He told me that even if love was not a factor he would have tried to help her and her son to make a good life. This woman goes by several names and they are follows: Nicole, Ana Marie, Alexis and probably several others. Her pictures will follow at the end of this writing for all of you to beware. Treat her with caution and hopefully with total disregard and meanness as that is what she deserves. I have done some research since my friend’s demise and this is what I have found out. He gave her over 2 thousand dollars so she could attend Medical School and a $1,000 dollars per month for living expenses. I think she is working with some men of which she gives some of her winnings too. It could be a man from the US (Steve, Colas), Australia (Greg), Holland (Thomas) or a Colombian by the name of Carlos. These names are not certain and I would not mention them except that these are names he spoke about and he was very uncertain as if they were co-conspirators. Anyway I apologize to any of these men if they had nothing to do with this. If that is the case, please respond, and please stop any relations you may have with her as she will make you pay as well. I spoke with the University through a translator and she is not enrolled and the semester as it turns out does not start in the time frame that she had told him. I would appreciate any feedback as to her activities if anyone knows. I intend to make sure she pays dearly for her evil ways as this is all I can do to help other unsuspecting men. I am told that her English is very good and she does translation for many of the girls when they meet English speaking men. Please help me take her down and think of the life she has destroyed and the other’s that she has most likely hurt or will in the future.

Here are the Pictures of Nicole

(Message edited by gglook46 on July 14, 2006)

(Message edited by gglook46 on July 14, 2006)

Photo: Nicole 1

Photo: Nicole 2

Photos: Nicole 03 04 05 06 07

"Turns out she was playing him from the start."

This must be the ten-thousandth time this phrase has appeared on CH. I feel badly for your friend, but...

There are many odd things about this story. 1) Med school, even in Colombia, costs more than $2000. 2) Who puts their trust (and gives their $$ to) a paisa who's using multiple names? 3) Not a lot of prostitutes attend medical school 4) He gave up his health insurance to send money to a prostitute, and you say he's a "very smart man?" I think not!

Don't want to seem cruel, but this is one of the most pathetic stories I've read on CH.

Roger on that. This reads like an urban legend. It is only missing a plea that we send our names and bank account information so that we can help claim his unclaimed fortune.

You are right he was stupid, but he did not know she was a prostitute, he met her at a resturant. I do not know about the names. The money for Med school was just to help, not the whole amount. And if you think this tragedy is a plea for money you have no sense. This is only to warn all about this women, that is it.

I would have blown my brains out if she wasnt playing me and decided to be with me.

Sounds to me like a guy that wants vengeance on a girl and does not want her to get anymore clients or why so many pictures?

Of all the girls I was with when I was in Colombia she does not even rate as far as looks go. Now Im not trying to be mean and if it is true it is truly a tragedy but your friend must have had mental problems to begain with. My novia asked me to send her money for medicine for her sick baby. I told her the baby's father needs to go out and get a job to pay for the meds. I don't know if she was playing me but I hung up on her and didn't call her for 2 weeks. When I did call again she was all appoligetic and sorry. I told her I will not pay for your family & I give her an allowence of $200.00usd per month & she treats me like a king when Im in Medellin. But for someone to get that attached to a girl who you may see once Every 6 months is ludacrist.

Sounds like BS to me. How do you give up your heath insurance? Do you stop making monthly payments and save up to send to her? Did he let it lapse because of the money he was sending her? Good point Ahora on the multiple photos. And just how long had he know her before he started the financial aid? I suggest a re-write and try again.

Gigilook... hey, sorry to bother you... but can you remind your 'friend' that he promised to send me some money for my hemorrhoid treatment??? Thanks, buddy...

Oh, and also, the chick in the picture is my fiancee... were you saying nice things about her???

Always nice to read some fiction on a Friday evening. He didn't know she was a prostitute but sent her US $3k per month? How did he/you know all of these other names? Why the other names? Not too many med school student/restaurant workers use aliases in their day-to-day lives.

So basically, you were paying this ugly little puta a ton of money per month and then finally figured out she was still hooking, and you decided to post some pics and a phony story on CH to slam her. Your first posts ever, by the way, in the 2.5 weeks you've been a member. Here's a hint - post the pics with the header "I paid $3k US per month for this" and then describe what she did to you - even though we've heard the same story about 3,487 times from other guys. Just leave out the bullshit about guys trying to commit suicide, etc. Who the fuck tries to commit suicide by downing pills so they can then shoot themselves? Even your fiction is stupid, I don't even care to hear the real story.

She deserves every penny. You guys called it right. Thanks for the entertianment.

SImple note guys if you cant get a hot girl in the states and one hotter says she loves you from another country chances are you are being played.

What is it? Once you leave the states you go into a transformational window that makes you into a good looking guy?

LOL, pathetic simply pathetic

Same ol shit story, over and over and over again,, he was your friend, you know about this website and the puta HO's in Colombia. Giving you the benefit of the doubt, WHERE were you during all this time to guide your "NAIVE FRIEND" and give him advice during this tired fiasco? As the story goes and we have all heard it a billion times, Never fall in love with a puta, just stick and move!

Sobe9ball, great point! You guys are on the ball today!
Fess up GQlook? Love that name by the way

Gglook46,

Although she's not my type, she looks like a lovely girl. Maybe Felix will be interested. What do you think?

Jag

How did I get into this? Felix

Master Bates would definitely be interested in that one. Good to see you are still around Jags, long time no post.

Oops, Jaguar and Jags are different people and most likely opposite gender

Gglook,
When your friend wakes up tell him to call me..I can show him how to get rich buying real estate with NO MONEY DOWN!!

Hey Gang,

Sorry to hear about anyone getting screwed up!! The girl in the pictures I know her as Lexus. No I never did, but back in April & May she was working at Fase2.

My own experience with her she was damn plesant. Has a little boy who's father is French Canadian, but out of the picture. I did hear something about Med school, but don't recall any details.

She does speak English, and to me always seemed like a nice girl.

Just my own observations.

Relapse

Perhaps she is a former "Hooters" girl ! LOL

You guys are being so disrespectful to GQLOOK46. I mean, it's not like he just registered here on CH last month and its his first posts! Hey wait....

The story was not even close to being believable. His friend was able to discern that after he loads up on painkillers - that the final death wish would be to put a gun to his head? Bahahaahhaa. And a coma with painkillers via 25% chance to SURVIVE as a vegitable? Naw D00d; that's a blunt object to the cabasa ala car wreck injury.

There's a 1980's song by Cinderella that sums it up: "Nobody's Fool"

Gg, as a very good amigo, didn't you warn him of the many possible pitfalls of having a long distance international relationship?

Many have already been discussed on CH.

Sorry to hear about your amigo.

Relapse and i met her in May. I also met her about a year ago too in 2005. She was always very well behaved and nice to us and everyone i know. Everyone has their own story to tell, but, never had a problem with her myself.

I am sorry to hear about this, I am sure this is something that happens all the time. This is just another proof that you cant turn whore into a housewife. It is a very dumb thing to do especially with all the great non pro options that you would have in a city like medellin. Why settle for a bicycle when you can have a ferrari?

I think this is BS. Look at Gglook46's profile. Joined CH on 26 June 06. Nothing posted for 21 days...then all of a sudden this?

AJ - Moving on.

I agree with Relapse. I met her and met up with her one night at Face II back in April. Went by the name Lexi, told me about Med school and screwed my brains out. Never asked for anything more. In fact, she even looks a little better in person than those pictures indicate. I recommend her.

LM

It looks like everyone is putting there 2 cents worth in her. Relapse, Hugh & Lamuerte how did I miss her then I was there when you were.

Good to hear from you Lamuerte been awhile. Remember the good looking tall one from the dupla on my first night in Medellin. She ended up staying with me for a week later and never charged me a dime. As a matter of fact I talked to her today on the phone she wanted me to send her money for the dentist, Yeah right

HMMM GQlook got called out for being a vengeful troll and now hes in hiding.

Hey Scoob,

I never saw her at the Mansion, only Fase2. Hope you are doing well on the investing!!!

Medellin return count down T-45 days.

Relapse

Hey Lamuerte,

When are you, the Canadian and German going back??

Let me know.
Relapse

Milkman wrote:"Once you leave the states you go into a transformational window that makes you into a good looking guy?

LOL, pathetic simply pathetic"

Speak for yourself Milkman. Everytime I go through the turnsiles when entering TJ,Mex something magical happens and I turn muy guapo.

All the AB and CC chicas say so too especially after I buy them a ficha. Those fichas are like truth serum. No chica will lie under the influence.

(Message edited by frontbc on July 16, 2006)

Gglook46 wrote: "He gave her over 2 thousand dollars so she could attend Medical School and a $1,000 dollars per month for living expenses."

thanks for the pics, so how much is your friend out?

Didn't you read it he lost his mind

Drain Brammage Frum Rush Limbaugh Hill-Billy Heroin aka OXYCONTIN!

Bahahhahahahhaaaaa...

It is an unfortunate situation that happened to your friend. It appears that he has never been ripped off or scammed in his life. If he had been then he would know that scam artists always seem well intentioned and you dont find out the game until the very end when your wallet is emptied out.

Its nice to be able to do something for these disadvantaged people, but we are not in a position to do much of anything except provide a good tip and well mannered attitude.

Sending the lady a few hundred dollars is not my style, but may be justified to some mongers. Sending the lady thousands of dollars is simply asking for trouble and uncalled for. . .especially when he didnt make even the simplest verifications. Did he check with the school to see if she was actually enrolled? Did she have any documentation saying she was accepted? Why didnt he pay the school directly versus just handing it over to her?

I feel sorry for your friend. He sounds like a nice guy and it shouldnt have happened. However, he left his car unlocked and parked in the Bronx and came back to find his radio stolen. Now he is in shock that his new radio is gone.

There are obvious things that we should not do in life like leaving our car unlocked and parked in a bad neighborhood. In the same manner, sending thousands of dollars in cash to women we dont know is an obvious thing that we just should not do.

If you want to do good, give her a good tip and show her your smile. If you want to go further, then send her a franklin or two and leave it at that. DO NOT send her thousands of dollars each month. It is simply TROUBLE.

(Message edited by ironeagle on July 16, 2006)

Hey! If the Gump gave up on his medical benefits, how the hell did he get the prescription meds to off himself?

Signed, Mr. Monk

When I feel generous and a girl askes me for money for the doctor or dentist or even school I have her get me the information on the place and I send the money directly to the doctor or dentist or what ever. That works with everything I never give my novia extra denero over her allowance but I have paid a dentist when she had a bad toothache.

FIRST LAW OF MONGERING:

We give them money for sex. We do this with multiple women.

SECOND LAW OF MONGERING:

They sell their bodies for money. They do this with multiple men.

THIRD LAW OF MONGERING:

The first two laws cannot be suspended.

Jjgettis,

Spot on!

It's very tempting to fall for the working ladies, but it's very very rare that it will work out well!

Man i've heard some serious horror stories of mates that have.

pay for play!

Funny you should say this. Its happened to me before a few times and you are correct, it doesn't work.

However I'm finding the same thing happening right now and I'm having trouble resisting it.

Fortunately she hasn't crossed the line yet. She has not asked me for a dime for anything. Not for a sick relative, not for school, not for her kids, not even for sex.

In our entire relationship, I've only paid her a total of $300,000 COP. Or about $130 USD. That was for sex for the first few times we got together. Its been completely free since.

I have some feet on the street in Medellin and she doesn't see much work anyway given her age (she's 38). At this point she really is just a massuese, well at least thats what she tells me

Who the hell knows whats going to happen, but she's a blast to hang out with and she's probably the most un-hookerish (if thats a word) hooker that I have met. Very laid back and pleasant personality.

But I'll tell you, as soon as she asks me for money, she's gone! I'm not ATM boyfriend!

Wait Scooby, I just read "ALLOWANCE"!

I hope it isn't much. My girl never asks me for money. Do girlfriends here ask you for money? Well...maybe thats a bad example

Can you post a picture of your girlfriend to see if someone else is giving her an allowance? Maybe just tell us her name? I think you will find other guys that are fucking her or are also giving her an allowance.

I don't give allowances. I'll send non monetary gifts, cards, flowers etc. but never money. If you want to court them, you don't pay them.

I don't do it here in the US and I sure as hell don't do it in Colombia.

Watch, I'll probably eat my words when I visit my girl in September ;)

Hey Sniper,

Cheer up, it's not a perfect world, and we have all fucked up at least once!!!!!!

Relapse

Milkman wrote:"Once you leave the states you go into a transformational window that makes you into a good looking guy?
LOL, pathetic simply pathetic"


LOL!!!! Hilarious. Seems this is so sad but true for many mongers.

I will never understand why guys will look to hookers to "save" or start relationships with.
You can win over a hooker who has thousands of guys after her with more money and better looks yet you can't win over any of the millions of available single non pro women? Just don't get it.

Apparently many guys enjoy self inflicting pain.

Gents,

Whether this post by Gglook46 is true or not, I think this thread should be moved off from this TRIP REPORT section since it is not a trip report.

However, I would just like to add my 2 cents:

I have kown several gents that paid good money in monthly installments to their whore girlfriends with the idea that they were only hooking/fucking out of necessity. The thought was that they would stop hooking/fucking other men at will and wait for them to return (sometimes not for several months). Each and everyone has a sour grapes story to tell after eventually finding out they were played.

Not once did I ever tell any of them NOT to do what they did. WHY? Because it was not my responsibility to try to reason with a man in love because it just can't be done. Even if your best friend tells you "Yeah your right, I should'nt scrape up $500 a month to send to a girl to sit on her ass waiting for me to call on the phone until I return in 3 or 4 months". He will be lying to you and will do it anyway. So I save myself the drama and let it be.

Lastly, even though Gglook46 apologized to the gents mention in his post, he showed very poor judgement in naming them as possible co-conspiritors. I don't think a girl needs anybody's help to play an in love/lust gringo.

Cheers,

Cubanut



(Message edited by cubanut on July 18, 2006)

scooby sez:

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quote:

When I feel generous and a girl askes me for money for the doctor or dentist or even school I have her get me the information on the place and I send the money directly to the doctor or dentist or what ever. That works with everything I never give my novia extra denero over her allowance but I have paid a dentist when she had a bad toothache.

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LOL... this has proven to be one of the most entertaining threads on this website (although perhaps it shouldnt be considered a 'trip report')...

To each his own... If you wish to pursue a relationship with a working girl (and it's very tempting... oh so tempting) then that's your prerogative and nobody on this site (or anywhere) should be judging you...

But this story from GiGi... lol... man... I kept waiting for the part where he asked for my credit card number and ssn... lol... so this 'friend' took pills so that he could slit his wrists before hanging himself so that he can shoot himself???? nice plan... GG... seriously... did she laugh at you??? steal your ipod??? is that what caused you to make up such a ridiculous cover story??? either way, thank you for the entertainment...

I think there's a segment of the CH membership that is certifiably insane, or at least certifiably stupid. But Brassilero is right--they are a source of genuine amusement.

Cubanut is also correct. This is not a Trip Report. Move this to "Off-Topic: Humor"

Scoob- kids get an allowance. Putas get sucker money

Unfortunately, it has been awhile since anyone certifiable has produced genuinely quality humor here. It makes me long for the days of Turk5555, KidCisco, and the rest of that loosely-knit gang.

Você tem razão, Laguy. I miss those boys. You just can't find that level of sheer idiocy these days. Hopefully someone will step up to the plate soon. I hear there's a new idiot roaming the Asia section who shows potential.

Hey GGLook, it seems you have developed a cult following here on CH. Come on, post something else and you'll be welcomed back into the fold as the CH "Idiot-in-Residence"!

Turk, KidCisco/Slicey, Roblaw, Westfargo (Mexico board only), they seem to crop up and then get themselves tossed off the board. Turk was a real lunatic, Roblaw was a complete weenie, but they were entertaining.

Sorry about your buddy. I would of told him my former boss is paying $10K a month to his ex-wife, not including other settlements by the judge. Maybe he would reconsider taking the pills.

But the story seems fishy.

"It could be a man from the US (Steve, Colas), Australia (Greg), Holland (Thomas) or a Colombian by the name of Carlos".

I dont know if your after these guys or plain jealous.

Did anyone put a performance rating on her yet?



CN

Sorry, I posted this on another thread, but thought it was relevant here also:

Hey Guys,

Appears it may be time to share a little wisdom. We have all made mistakes, it would be wonderful to be the exception and hit it off forever with a cute little Pisa (spelling?).

Having stated the above I have discovered, and wish to share three good points.

1. The concept of Love is universal, based soley on the female appreciation of the dollar bill. (from a friend of mine here in Kentucky)

2. If it flys, floats or fucks, rent it!!!( read long ago on Club Hombre)

3. FIRST LAW OF MONGERING: We give them money for sex. We do this with multiple women.

SECOND LAW OF MONGERING: They sell their bodies for money. They do this with multiple men.

THIRD LAW OF MONGERING: The first two laws cannot be suspended.(from Jjgettis)

Just trying to help everyone keep things in perspective.

T-41 days here. Now here is the shit kicker: Yea is he who can heed one's own advise!!!!

Damn, sounding biblical?!?!?!

Relapse

Some would say we always pay money for sex, but in the case of prostitutes, we pay them to leave after sex. We pay to avoid the entanglements.

Cat,

Actually Roblaw snuck back on the board several months ago and stayed quiet for a couple of weeks. He posted once in reply to one of my posts and then he did the unthinkable--he PMed.

Because I had posted my upcoming trip in the calandar section, he said that he was going to be in Rio at the same time and he would give me only one opportunity to apologize for getting him thrown off the board. As you will recall, all I did was respond to one of his insane posts and he subsequently tried to broadcast to the board my name, where I lived, etc. Thankfully, Hombre threw him off, I had absolutely nothing to do with it.

I'll admit that I had something to do with getting him booted the second time. I forwarded his PM on to Hombre, who verified that it was indeed Roblaw under an assumed name and "Poof" he was gone. God, I miss him, don't you?

Jag

Do people have time to do that shit? I've had my disagreements with people on this board but we are all comrades in arms (so to speak).

I can go anywhere in the world and can walk up to someone and say CH or WSG?

Funny! They always have an answer. Why fuck that up and lose the connection to the community?

Jag,

I'm not sure I miss Roblaw. Turk was stupid, and KidCisco was an asshole. It was fun and fair play to fuck with their heads. Roblaw, on the other hand, struck me as at least mildly, if not moderately retarded, and momma always told me not to make fun of the retarded.

He was just a nuisance, and a bit of a ticking timebomb. Just the type of guy who might show up at your door, unannounced. You know, a male HEP-B.

Branquinho,

Hey, if your momma told you not to pick on the retarded, why do you pick on me? Caught you, didn't I?

Yeah, Roblaw was kinda like Hep "B," but not as smart. Roblaw actually believed in everything he said, even when he was proven totally wrong.

Who will forget that wonder essay of his about Help--that was a classic. For laughs, I'll sit back and reread it over and over again. His perspective is truly unique! As he was getting blasted on the board, in his own demented way, he thought the guys were agreeing with him, which only encouraged him more. I guess in that way, he and I are somewhat similar; wouldn't you agree?

Because of his bizarre behavior and aggressive actions when I was with him, I wondered what medications he was taking and whether or not he was taking them regularily. I often sent him home, always alone, with the admonishment "take your Meds," which went completely over his head. His mood swings were phenominal!

Jag

Roblaw name reminds me of that attorney character on Arrested Development. Bob Lawblagh. or Blah Blah Blah. Funny (maybe just to me).

I'll have to go back and find his posts.

Sniper,

You're closer to the truth than you think.

Jag

Amusing part was RL claimed to be an attorney, but there was no fucking way. First, he is retarded. That doesn't preclude him from getting a law degree, but it does make it tougher. Second, every time I tried to engage him in "law talk" he evaded the issue and changed the topic.

Now, the arrested development part certainly fits

I couldn't find his profile, I'll just have to hunt some of his stuff down. Should be interesting.

Maybe some Colombian pimp executed him when Mr. Roblaw engaged him in conversation about the impact of inflation on the cost of a BJ!

Branquinho,

Strange you should mention that because when I called his office, I heard a tape recording of his voice saying that he was out at the moment. I don't know of any successful lawyer who records his own message. Then again maybe he's frugal. Then again, maybe he's not a lawyer.

Sniper,

You won't find his profile because he was booted. Go to the archives on Help, back in March of 2005, that's where you'll find his essay. Good luck!

Jag

Roblaw does live in the 90210 area code, at least his drivers license said so. He must be cool then, right?

Anyone notice that the guy that started this thread never came back. Hit and run I guess.

quote(((Who will forget that wonder essay of his about Help--that was a classic. For laughs, I'll sit back and reread it over and over again. His perspective is truly unique!)))

Jag

If you can repost it here or pm it to me I need a good belly laugh. Relapse isn't around for me to get them anymore.

Scooby_1781

Hey Scoob,

Still here, T-30 days...

Relapse

Jag

Poor lawyers record their own messages.

Scooby,

No, I wasn't smart enough to copy it; it sure was a classic! Unfortunately, I was with him in Help when he made all those wacky observations. I didn't see anything close to what he saw.

What was truly ironic about the whole thing was he could never get a girl to leave with him. I think he was a insanely jealous of the older, heavier and balder guys who were taking hot girls out of the place while he went home alone. Of course, if you are agressive and act like an asshole like he did, no girl in her right mind is going to leave with you. Which in his case is what happened night after night.

I'm really miss his warped mind, don't you?

Jag

Yeah, some of you hit it on the nose....A terrible thing, I remember watching a documentary about mail order brides in ukraine etc, and how they were in cohoots to rip off wealthy westerners....

Of course, the reason why a girl in these countries wants you is 99% of the time for your money or to get out... of course there are exceptions.... The trick is to do as someone aforementioned, if she asks for money, tell her to ask the babies' father to help etc.. get a job...Be firm,,, if she doesn't accept, there are many other women who don't have baggage willing to go for a westerner.....

I feel terrible for your friend, however, there should be a subsection here on clubhombre on chicks and places to avoid with their pictures and description posted... that would be something else... either way cheers I'm a junior/rookie, looking to get into the mongering scene, however I'm looking for the novia first (free sex somehow is more exciting)....

Tud,

"Free sex?" What have you been smoking?

I spent $750 on a flight and $500 on a hotel so I can get "free sex" from my novia.

Wow, I guess I should ask for reimbursement from my novia then it would be free sex.

Oh yeah, then there are the dinners in Parque Lleras. Then it would be free.

Oh yeah, and the phone card I gave her and my phone bill to Medellin, then it would be free.

I think thats it.

My point, NOT FREE.

Let's not forget about the emotional cost.

Priceless!

Well of course you guys are right, busting my chops.... all good, i'm a rookie,, so bare with me,, yes you are all right, it costs money to have a novia so therefore nothing is for free....(but you all know what i meant i.e. basically getting a non pro.....)... Anyways....hopefully the ball bustin will stop LOL...

Tudman,

Take it from me, the ball bustin never stops.

Jag

Paying by the piece is cheaper than the alternative.

I met a gal while swimming in the ocean in Cartagena. We quickly became an item. She never asked for a peso for over a year. Then her grandmother had to go to the hospital. I know that abuela was in the hospital because we visited her there. That cost me over a million pesos. Then she lost her job....

When you pay by the piece, you know what it is going to cost.

I agree, it all costs. But it does feel free doesn't it?

Jag

Just one small question

QUOTE(((Who will forget that wonder essay of his about Help--that was a classic. For laughs, I'll sit back and reread it over and over again. His perspective is truly unique!)))
&&&&&&
Quote((Scooby, No, I wasn't smart enough to copy it;)))

My question is and some of you have already figured this out but here goes anyway:

How the heck can you read it over and over again if it has been deleted from the CH archives & you haven't copied it.

Hummm I think i am beginning to get a glimps of why Don, Felix, MBL, Sandman, Fernando etc, etc, etc get so frustrated. LMAO

It hasn't been deleted. Do a discus search w Roblaw and Help.
CG

I just read Roblaw's Help reports. I miss the retard already!

Damn I wish I was there when this was going on.

I'm also 40 and go to the gym 3 times a week, and I have pay at Help also! I guess I'm cool like Roblaw.

Funny stuff.

All new guys should be required to read a selection of posts from Turk, Roblaw, KidCisco, RioRules and even though it's only relevent to Tijuana, WestFargo. The WestFargo shit makes Roblaw and Turk and the guys seem like Einsteins, Westie did not give a fucking shit what he said or did or certainly wrote. I always pause for a minute around the middle of August - he died four years ago, I think, around the middle of August. Truly classic shit from that guy, the TJ scene has not been the same since he passed on.

Scooby,

Actually I had a printed version of his "cute essay" that some fucking idiot shredded. It wasn't till it was half way through the shredder that I realized that it was his essay. Oh well, easy come, easy go.

I wish Hombre would put it on the board again for all to enjoy, including me.

Jag

Cortogringo,

God bless you; I found it thanks to your directions.

Later today, I'll sit back with a Scotch and relive that trip all over again.

Jag

Jag,
You can also find "THE WORD" on termas by Roblaw, another great piece of insight. Search using Roblaw and terma or tema, it won't work if you use termas(he never spelled it that way).
CG

You know, I went back and read some of those threads with RL. I kinda miss the guy! Has anyone seen Mr. 90210 back in Rio?

By Hot4ass2 on Friday, July 14, 2006 - 10:40 pm: Edit

Master Bates would definitely be interested in that one. Good to see you are still around Jags, long time no post.

Actually Hot4ass2, I was also thinking about that when I saw her pics, but then again, no, I wouldn't want to bang her, as I find her too thin.

This is a funny thread. Now, let's get back to basics shall we? Where's the fucking author to this thread? This is another one of those Citlali/Grunt/Holmes sagas.

Master Bates.

UMMMM How did this thread get hijacked so fast?

It's not hijacked 007, we're just waiting for the original author to resurface and defend himself.

Master Bates.

Interesting read. I just got back from Panama and had a great experience with an absolute beauty at Club Miami, but I'd never kid myself to believe she wants me for me, she wants me for the $$$. Those three rules of mongering are absolutely true, when you return to the homeland, remember the good memories, but to them, never believe that you are any different then any other monger.