I am very interested in hearing what many of you think about whether garotas achieve orgasm when you session with them. I will put up a poll for this as well. I have a theory that they rarely do, yet most guys I talk to swear the majority of their sessions they make the girls cum. I suspect it is our egos that leads to this conclusion.

I personally enjoy going down on a GP for a little daty, but I dont expect or care, if they cum or not. I just like being there. Regardless, I always get caught in that uncomfortable abyss where I am ready to stop... yet she is still pretending to enjoy it until she lets me off the hook and anounces, "gozei".

So do they cum? And can you tell?

Out of probably more than 30, 2 that I would put money on as actually hitting the max with me. One I'm absolutely sure did, the other, more than likely. The rest, all acting more or less I would say. It's much more difficult for a women to reach the peak without an emotional attachment than for men.

I know a few girls down here who have been on the program for years and tell me in confidence that they almost never feel anything at all during sex with clients. I know girls who quit the program because they say they're "tired of having sex with men they don't like." I know girls who will tell you "Everything that happens in here is a lie."

I also have friends in the termas, who know I'm not going to fuck them, who will tell me, after a long holiday weekend, "It's been 4 days, and I just need to get FUCKED!" ;) I know girls--including ex-girlfriends--who will freely admit that they have had orgasms during sex with clients. I also know one girl who told me that only twice in six years did she feel something with a client, and they were both guys she didn't like at all and it really bothered her--to the point where she didn't WANT to feel anything--LOL.

Myself, I'm a big fan of DATY as well, but I love to make a girl come. If you can feel her juices hitting your chin, if your face looks like a glazed donut afterward, if you can feel her legs and stomach shaking, if you can feel her vaginal muscles contract around your fingers while she's moaning, chances are she really came. If she tells you, "You must have learned from a lesbian, because men can't eat pussy like that," if she goes to the mirror to check out her clit and comes back saying, "Look how big it is!!!" if other girls are coming up to you after your session and congratulating you on your oral skills, chances are, she really came.

If not, well, I certainly appreciate the effort ;)

I think the reason so many GdPs are lesbians is because they have gotten to the point that they physically can't get off while fucking a guy and they need something different. I've always assumed it was more a mental effect than physical - after fucking a thousand guys for money hetero sex just seems too much like work - but there could be a physical aspect to it as well.

Every woman that I meat is destined to take the short bus trip to O-town. It's a fact.

Can women help it that they're all sexually drawn to me? Clearly, no.

Giblet,

Now that you mention it, I do remember seeing you stroll into Alcazar on a few occasions with a glazed look on your face.

Peace brother.

If a vibrator is around almost all do. I can only think of a couple that did without one. They were surprised it happened as I remember.

I think GPs rarely cum with clients, but to hear guys in termas talk you would think they do 80% of the time.

I don't know about all of them but the Amazona that ripped out two handfulls of bedsheet and launched a large turd in the bed, now that woman had an orgasm. Come to think of it, it was a pretty good time for me also.

On a related matter, there is absolutely nothing that will elevate a fellows self-esteem like having sex with a woman with Tourette's Syndrome and not knowing that she had Tourette's Syndrome.

I may have missed this... can you please retell the turd story?

As to having sex with a woman with Tourette's, I can see that being a problem. What if she yells "Asshole!" and you wrongly think it is an invitation rather than a term of endearment? My, the shit could fly.

Has anyone made Bia orgasm? She says she's pretty difficult but not impossible.

"Has anyone made Bia orgasm? She says she's pretty difficult but not impossible."

SportoLingo???

If I was fucking a garota and she lobbed a big loaf out while fucking, personally, I would be a little concerned.

I've been queefed on, and just last month a garota had an "accident" while I was cornholing her, but then again she used way too much lube and loosened too much stuff up. I guess my point is, a girl shitting a bit while taking it up the bung, it's unpleasent and hopefully it won't happen but it's part of the game I guess and does happen from time to time. But, if you're nailing a garota in the pussy and she shits, that's strange.

The brain in my big head says few do; the "brain" in my little head says most do.

I guess I'll just have to keep on trying to figure this one out using field research.

Don't forget that in the end it's all about the fantasy. Whether you believe she did or did not; you're right!

EA

As to SFHombre having sex with humans with Tourette's, I can see that being a problem. What if it yells "DICK!" and you wrongly think it is an invitation rather than an offer?

My, the shit could fly.

I don't think you get a rebate for making a garota orgasm, so in the whole scheme of things, I'm gererally only concerned about my own orgasms. If the garota is acting or not, I tend not to care.

With enough effort anything is possible, oh being able to tie cherry stems and touch the end of your nose with your tongue helps.
SL

Good point, SF Hombre...
...if you poked it in the backdoor and she did not want you to, how would she let you know? By shouting obscenities???
Life is complicated.

Cat said, "If I was fucking a garota and she lobbed a big loaf out while fucking, personally, I would be a little concerned."

Actually Cat... If I was fucking a garota and she lobbed a big loaf out, I am pretty sure I would quit fucking forever.

El Apodo said, Don't forget that in the end it's all about the fantasy. Whether you believe she did or did not; you're right!

That sir, is exactly right. I also liked Cats attitude. I always figured I am responsible for my orgasm... although if I dont nut it is clearly the fault of the commercial sex worker.

OK, I will tell it again, but just for you GCL.

"I don't know about all of them but the Amazona that ripped out two handfulls of bedsheet and launched a large turd in the bed, now that woman had an orgasm. Come to think of it, it was a pretty good time for me also."

Cato,
It WAS a trifle strange. I was into short strokes with her, throbbing like a waterpick plugged into a 220 socket when all at once, she went off. We were on our sides and suddenly her body gave a jolt similar to hitting a deer in the highway at 90 mph. I caught full view of her rectal launch in the wall mirror, it kinda hopped like a torpedo does leaving a warship just before it hits the water. And we are not talking about a girlie "piece of poop" either. We are talking brown alligator-like structure. Simultaneously, she took the two divots out of the bedsheet, I assume.

We have sorta spoke of this event, she and I, but never via complete sentences. Sometimes the correct words are not available in any language.

This garota spinner, who will not be named, will be a major figure in my upcoming non-fiction book entitled "Four Amazonas".

Blissman: She would be asking for more money, without ever pausing with the obscenities.

Irishrover: If the garota you are with has a dick, you have already confused invitation with offer to begin with. Trust me on that one.

Can't we talk about something more intellectual, like how far a Filipina can pop a ping pong ball?

In all seriousness, I used to think that the terma GDP's had more orgasms than they did.

Many of them use a lubrication suppository that has a thick white texture. Depending on the size of your equipment, and how quickly you go for full penetration, the suppository casing will erupt and you will begin to notice the white fluid. The GDP knows when the fluid breaks and will actually time her 'orgasms' to occur when the white stuff first shows up.

Sadly, in my case I would only notice this fluid only after several minutes of rugged intercourse... which is why for years i labored under the false impression that the girl had 'came'.

I fully expect SOG and his ilk to 'poo poo' this observation, so please, only those who have actually SEEN it should respond.

(This message deleted because it failed to meet even the very low standards of the person who posted it.)



(Message edited by blissman on August 29, 2006)

Personally, I don't really care if they get off or not. I paid for them to get me off

but...I've known of 2-3 GDP's that actually got off while I was doing them. One was from Luomo (long gone, named Elis) who would come over after her shift and she really got off in cowgirl and at times would fly off and go into spasms on the side of the bed looked pretty cool but it was on my nickel and I didn't get my nut yet and as soon as she caught her breath I had her get back in the saddle again

I've had few of them get themselves off while with them and with no help from me (toys, fingers, etc.), some even squirting and some with me using toys.

Well we still havent heard from any mongers who claim they almost always make their GP cum. I know they are out there because I hear them talking all the time in clubs.

Bliss, your story sent shivers down my spine. I will have to take a break from sessioning for a few days until I am sure the images your turd story brought up are long forgotten.

Irishrover--the cream/suppository you are talking about is an anti-fungal cream. Some GPs inject a dose every night, some put in the suppository which looks like a small egg. Usually the cream is depolyed deep inside the vagina. In order to see the cream, you would have to go very deep. Because of obvious limitations some folks never see it. I usually see it if I go in over half way.

There, I said it.

Honestly, it has never crossed my mind whether or not a girl that I am paying to have sex with has an orgasm or not. And I certainly wouldn't put my mouth down there to raise my average.

GCL if the mental imagery of Blissman's garota losing track of a turd during sex disturbs you? An eastern tantric medidation should help.

1. While seated in the lotus position, close your eyes, and picture a very clean sphincter.

2. Focus on the center of this image.

3. See yourself kissing and licking the sphincter area, as if only it could satiate the deepest hunger of your soul.

4. While performing this meditation should your mind wander back to Blissman's girl pooping, begin chanting your new mantra

"SCAT" "SCAT" "SCAAAAAT"

5. You will immediately regain inner peace.

No need to thank me for this advice. Your sexual health and well being is reward enuff.

GCL I never knew that white suppository was an 'anti-fungal' cream?

Do you know if the girls every use more than one dose, depending on their clientelle? That would certainly explain the fresh 'air' and extra white smile that SFHombre has after a session.

(This message deleted because it failed to meet even the very low standards of the person who posted it.)

This may be the most honest post to appear on CH...

GCL,
All the GPs I session with cum, even the ones who just give ME a blow job. They all say so, and GPs never embellish the truth.

Irishrover. Reading your post made me laugh out loud, I sounded just like Renfield (persons BwanaDik's age or older should understand the Renfield reference).

Also Irish, you ask a very good question about the deployment of multiple anti-fungal 'bombs'. I knew of one GP who would deploy 1 in her vagina and 3 in her ass prior to sessioning with Mitchc.

GCL,
How many did she dissolve in her mouth?

GCL

Although Renfield is a fascinating character that has been victimized by those who have deviated from the original novel, I can certainly see your fascination with him. Surely the similarities between yours and his personas cannot be coincidental?

And thank you for clarifying to me that the white suppository was for anti-fungal purposes. I naturally presumed they were lubricants while visiting Mitch, and finding them so neatly stacked beside his inflatable lovers.

If those poor dolls only knew what Mitchee really does when he leaves town...

(Message edited by IrishRover on August 30, 2006)

Blissman,

Yet another reason I should never eat and read the board at the same time.

EA

Ok guys, we are finally going to get a break on the exchange rate. GCL is going to stop sessioning for a few days so the Brasilian economy is bound to tumble.

"some put in the suppository which looks like a small egg."
Now, see? That is why this board is so important. If I had ever seen one of those little eggs fall out of a vagina it may have caused me to call into question every reproductive fact that I ever learned. You just never know what knowledge that you might gain here.

Nice imagery from IrishRover, who would have ever suspected that he is an asian mystic? Btw, "Rover" do you have any relatives named "Murdice"?

Bwana, such a nice compliment, your endorsement of my honesty. Um, can I borrow 20 dollars? Or how 'bout the pack off your back?

And who makes these anti-fungal bombs? Dr.Scholls?
And if you crack a few of these eggs over a pizza will it make the mushrooms disappear? Why would I ask such questions? Perhaps it was because in my first grade reading class MissHughes with the big knockers said that Dick, Jane and Baby Sally's mom brought home some K2R spot remover and they never saw their dog again. Some things scar you for life.

SF Hombre, sorry for the delayed response, some cornpone fuckhead deleted the relevant post. Please tell me what the current upgrade fee is for "reluctant anal" with a GDP?

El Apodo? I guess I owe you a meal. Let's get together sometime, bust a few eggs and scramble up an omelet. But we probably should not let the omelet get too close to the biscuits.

(Message edited by blissman on August 30, 2006)

Blissman

In my experience the upgrade fee depends on whether you negotiate in advance. If you don't and rely on surprise only, you may wind up with your detached dick in your mouth.

It's kind of like mutual disarmament: ask and then terrify

(Writes SFHombre's entire post on forearm using felt-tipped pen).

Thanks.

(Message edited by blissman on August 30, 2006)

Evidently I must unconsciously give off strong vibes of apathy about her orgasm, because I can only think of two cases in which a gdp even claimed or pretended to have one, and in one of those she gave it to herself with a vibrator after I finished (does that count?). That was actually my very first brasileira gdp, and I wondered if all of them finished a session by diddling themselves with a pocket rocket.

Well I dont know how to tell if a GP is having an orgasm as I reckon I have rarely been in the same room with one when she did.

For those of you not from the same locale as GCL, "reckon" is a sister word to "futher", as in "I think it is futher down the road."

SFHombre, I am fixing to get really pissed off right now.

Shouldn't that be "fixen".
Noone

I speak proper english Bwana, noone says fixen or fixin. It is fixing. As in, "I am fixing to brush my teeth with anti-fungal cream".

When I lived in Texas I had a friend who arrived at the office one day and announced she and her family were moving back to NYC. When someone asked why, she said her son had come home from school the day before and asked if he could go to the store. When she asked why, he replied "I'm fixin' to spend me a quarter for candy."

Fixin' or fixen or fixing...it ain't English

"Proper English" is when you make the cueball spin correctly.

I have met GCL. His speach sounds perfectly normal to me. (shrugs)

No I can't really tell if they cum or not but in all honesty I could care less. The important thing is that "Little Hempy" "came" and then I know he will get a good nights sleep. These Garotas are such good actresses it makes me laugh. When I'm in a cabine with a girl and I hear all the screaming and moaning in the other cabine both of us get a good laugh out of it. I mean after all guys who pays the bill when you leave the Terma."WE DO" - Hemp

"For those of you not from the same locale as GCL, "reckon" is a sister word to "futher", as in "I think it is futher down the road."

On account of the fact that SFHomobre ain't from these parts, we'll jes forgive the reference to GCL's sister.

Poor girl - she got the boot from the Alabama Girls Sculling Club after testing positive for steroids. (Which explains why folks from her town say "that's a tuff Ho to row".) But I digress...

Here's a link to one of GCL's home movies of him and Sis. (He's the chubby one)

http://www.picatela.com/archivos.php?action=view&filename=Popular Brat B.wmv

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(Message edited by IrishRover on August 31, 2006)

Speach? Damn, I managed that typo without any help from Ambien.

It is good to see to see my corner of the world getting the attention that it richly deserves.

Since it appears most guys don't believe these garotas cum, just out of curiousity why do most of you guys perform DATY. Is it because you like the taste of pussy or to get the garotas off? I will admit to doing it a few times in the past, but its not my thing especially with hookers, but to each their own.

Based on the few trip reports I have read in the past, it seems like to some guys its part of the negotiation process.I have noticed these days that I have run into a few garotas who seem to expected me to perform DATY, but I decline and continue to slip em the magic stick,LOL.

As far as garota orgasms are concerned, if they have one thats good for them if not than oh well. If they were paying me I could understand the concern, but I'm the customer who needs to be satisfied. That being said I have been with a few who make sure they get theirs some time during the session. If my dick couldn't do it then they would do it themselves, thats my kind of garota.

There's the 'business as usual' type you meat in a terma and bang for 40 minutes. Those will seldom get off.

Then there's the 'all nighter' where the two of you have the chance to get to know each other. Those ones have gotten off far more often than the termas girls.

I've had too many times w/da latin ladies where they soiled the sheets to summarily dismiss the fact that they actually climaxed. AND I have had far more times where they didn't climax or even pretend to do so. Do I care? Not really, especially if they were more of the hard-core business types.

But when you find a newbie chick that's fresh offa the bus? or a chica with whom you can connect? It's nice to slide the salami into a premoistened box and send her on the short bus ride to O-town.

Having met SOG, the author of this thread? I can understand his cynical approach to the topic. With his psuedo 'charm' and his transparently 'natural' way with the ladies? He's lucky when a GDP even fucks him, let alone pretends to cum.

"There, I said it. So deal with it."

Irishrover said, "I've had too many times w/da latin ladies where they soiled the sheets". Ummm, sorry sir but you have described a phenomenom called a wet fart. I believe what 'da latin ladies' are experiencing is simply, gas.

Irishrover said, "With his psuedo 'charm' and his transparently 'natural' way with the ladies? He's lucky when a GDP even fucks him, let alone pretends to cum." Well, we finally agree.

Okay, you have said what is on your mind, now get out of here. Scat!

I'm afraid what we have here is an illustration of the dangers of mixing Irish whiskey with Skol.

Girls get jaded in this profession. I heard stores that girls stop orgasming after a few weeks or months of work.

Probably one reason why I get bored with most girls that work in termas or that have been around working as a full time garota de programa.

The more professional ones fake a lot, too. What totally turns me off are the clearly faked moans.

Now the newbies, or the amateurs that rarealy do programas, I think they manage to orgasm. I remember a few, but all of them work very rarely. For one of these girls, I am the first and only customer.

Another girl I know was totally ashamed she actually climaxed with a guy she found repulsive. But she is a naturally horny girl

I once met a black young girl that just started working at a R$ 20 brothel. She orgasmed with every client. After the 4th client that morning, she was thoroughly exhausted. She started to practice how to hold back, so she would NOT climax any more and not tire herself out.

I really hate it when they start the moaning, and say, 'me come' or 'fode gostoso' or 'mate' (sounds like 'match'). But the mother of all horrible sounds is when they say, "fuckey me". God, I almost go soft on the spot.

Once they open their mouths I resort to other manners of getting off. I usually end up telling them to shut up so I can get into the moment, use a little "mpa" and get my nut.

By the way, my nomination for best line of this thread was LAGuys '...mixing whiskey with Skol' comment. Fucking hilarious.

I agree about the "fuckey me" being a turn-off, although perhaps surpassed on the turn-off meter by "fuckey me babee." But for me any utterances in English or the all ubiquitous quasi-English is a turn-off during sexo.

Yeah that can be a deal killer,lol. Too many American porn movies. At least the Portuguese stuff sounds good. I also hate it when they start taking peeps at you thru the mirror or with one eye open, thats usually my clue.

SOG, I think that other word you were talking about was "mete" pronounced meh-che, from the verb meter which can also mean to fuck as well.

Actually, when they say, "Fuckee YOU," during sex I tend to get rather turned on...

Maybe just me ;)

or mexe from mexer...means to fuck as well.

Personally I LOVE to hear them say "Tenho uma surpresa para você" (I have a surprise for you)

Sadly, only SFHombre ever hears that with any regularity, when his 'garota' delivers a 'package' for him.

Pugh

Or Blissman's when they shit out a large turd in the middle of sex.

Old man Ben from bygone days on the Mexico board has the story where he was eating a chica out once and somehow a piece of corn ended up in his mouth.

Cat, I am always interested in your posts, but i could have passed on that one. That is some sick shit (pardon the pun) AZ

These factors tend to indicate that the GP came:

- She gets wet naturally without lube,

- She is timid and doesn't do much in the boite and at the beginning of the session and then in the middle of it she suddenly turns into a freak.

- She prevents you from changing positions until she has had her moment.

None of these are reliable, but at the very least they are a much better acting job (and certainly more creative) than screaming "fuckey me".

AZ,

You obviously didn't read Bliss's full description of the event further up in the thread. My recap was fairly plain compared to the that.

Cato, I think that AZ was reacting to your mention of the corn kernal incident. That was straight out of "Mr. Hanky, the christmas poo" family album.

Now if my precious Amazona had been on a high-fibre diet the scenario would have been decididly more disturbing. The wall mirror would have looked like a muddy sheepdog had done a full shake-off in front of it. I am so happy that I did not have to paint that mental image for anyone, I am afraid that some would find that distasteful.

This thread got waaaay off track. How on earth did we go from orgasms to turds?

I think the factors Lennox listed are bogus and have nothing to do with whether a GP comes or not. I think there is no way to tell, no way to believe them when they say they did, and nothing we can do about it except stop caring.

I agree that the thread got off track.

Read the last sentence of my post, SOG.

Blissman, PLEASE, I'm eating corn here!

EA

ORGASM..........hell yes? They always tell the truth don't they?

OK, back off topic here... I once fucked a girl in the ass and somehow got some pooh in her hair. You know when there is a bad smell in the room and you cant figure out where it is coming from and it drives you crazy? Well, try figuring it out when the smell is coming from a moving target. When I finally tracked it down I got her the hell out of there. Why does this all of a sudden sound like a Jag story... anyway that was the worst anal experience I have ever had. She originally wanted it in the ass without a condom (non-pro). I am glad I didn’t do it because when I pulled out it was covered in pooh. Like a lot. She obviously had one at the gate. Thank God she didn’t shit on me. Actually, I think that was my last anal. I guess I need to get back on the horse so to speak.

OK, now back on topic. Like most here say who the hell knows if any of them really orgasm. All I know is something is going on when they are soaking wet and they don’t use lube. (and its not the pussy suppository) They may not actually pop, but it is a good indicator when they are wet like that. enough for me anyway. I usually have fun and that is what I am looking for. Man, women are great aren’t they? (well until you marry them) Later, AZ

AZ,

I understand the shit on the dick, but how exactly did it end up in her hair after that point?

I don't know anymore if this is on-topic or off-topic but I would really appreciate it if the federal government in Brazil would couple their condom usage program with an enema usage program to prevent the types of problems described by AZguy.

How the shit got in her hair as a "in the heat of the moment" thing. I thought I said enough, but since you asked a follow up question gives me an opportunity to elaborate a little more.

First, this girl had nice big fucking tits and was a super, super freak, times 10. OK, back to the shit. This shit wasn’t like regular smelling shit, it was foul smelling shit. I couldn’t even give her a kiss good night. She was so buzzed by the end of the night I don’t think she even realized she had shit in her hair. Maybe she thought it was me. (I immediately took a shower, so it wasn’t) BTW, how do you tell a girl you just met you got shit in her hair? Jag, do you want to weigh in on this?

There is a little twist to the story, which has a very sad ending. On the way to her house (with the windows down of course) she tries to light up a smoke. I asked her not to and she proceeded to do it anyway. I pulled over and kicked her out (killing two birds with one stone so to speak). After she put the smoke out, I let her back in and took her home. Whatever she had taken must have really started kicking in because she proceeded to cuss at me tell me I was a pussy that I would not let her smoke in my car. It really got bad. Really bad. I eventually got her home and it was just weird. It was especially weird since this was only the second time I had been with her and she was the best friend with a good client of mine. At the time I thought it was more than the drugs, that she was just fucking psycho. Anyway, about two months later I got a call from the client telling me the girl had hung herself. They found her nude hanging in the house. I was kind of thinking she was doing the masturbating thing where they cut off the blood flow. Not sure what its called. Especially since there was no note (she was the type to leave a note) and she was such a super freak. She once told me she masturbated 5 times a day. every day. For a chick, that’s a lot. Anyway, that is the rest of a long winded story. The moral of the story is be careful who you fuck up the ass. AZ

PS I would have really felt bad if she did leave a note and it said she did it because some guy put shit in her hair. Ok, thats not funny, but I couldnt help myself.

And to think I only wanted to know whether you guys thought GPs orgasmed. I guess we wont ever get to that. Can this thread be moved to the Scat section?

Azguy,

You're all alone on this one. No fucking way am I getting involved!

Jag

I still don't understand how exactly shit got from your dick to her hair. I personally don't make it a point to rub my dick in a girls hair after I fuck her, and if yours was covered in crap, again, did you like trip and fall and accidentally hit her head with your shit-festooned dick?

I'm trying to understand the geometry and mechanics of how exactly you could do it and I admit, I'm stumped.

My last trip to 4x4 the garota shit a small amount on my dick, and I didn't get any on her hair or anything.

I still think the Brazilian government needs to push enema usage along with condom usage. Nothing said here after my initial post on this subject has changed my mind. Not even Cat's post about how the shit on his dick didn't get into his garota's hair.

Cat, hey I had to clean my cock off somewhere. Her hair seemed like a good place. I certainly didn’t want it on my sheets. Actually, I think when I took the shit covered condom off, I launched it into her hair. You know how sometimes it kind of pops off rather than slides off? I think I launched the dooky with the condom like a rubber band.

Ok, I cant take the dooky talk anymore… back to chicas and orgasms. Like I said before, I am never really sure if they do, I just go by how wet they get. The girl I spent 3 days with in CTG would literally drip constantly she was so wet and it was the real thing. There have been a few times in Rio that it was obvious, but then again there were a few times that they were not leaving with out theirs. Damn near wore me out. Of course I am not complaining. God I miss that place. AZ

PS Jag are you trying to tell us nothing has ever happened to you like this? Not that I dont believe you, its just hard to believe.

Knowing that women work on a totally different biological and emotional set of neurons for orgasm, for the most part I would say that whores fake it, even the GFE-type of whores.

Some of the cardinal signs of orgasm for women are the shaking and sweating; pretty hard to fake that. Once you have fucked enough women you kind of naturally get into the groove of knowing if they have or not, or even if it is worth trying because it just ain't never gonna happen since they won't let it. Many whores and GFE's have that "special someone" they save the orgasms for, and while you are pounding away on them slapping their ass, they are going through whatever routine they do to feed your ego with their eyes closed, thinking about Chino.

My first trip to Panama I was walking home from a business meeting at a friends apartment, and I met a beautiful redish head that spoke spanglish. We started up and within 30 minutes I was eating her pussy in my room...........and MAN did she COME! Waterfalls, shaking and everything. She then blew me for about 20 minutes straight (no joke) because I had aleady blew my load about 3 times that day. Exhausted, we went out to dinner and I never got the chance to fuck her, since I started up with a novia for quite a while afterwards. But now, I wish I had kept her number because I would love to fuck her again but I can't find her. I have her full name and all but aparantly that is not enough. Should have kept her fucking number!

SP

Yes, the dangers of anal. The dreaded clingy shit. It's a disconcerting feeling when you pull your cock out and discover you have been using a turd as lubricant.

Back to SOG's subject, again, these pros don't cum very often. Yes, we all have annecdotal stories about how it happened once or twice, and yes, if you consider it a challenge and spend an inordinate amount of time down there with your tongue or a vibrator, it can happen more often, but as I said before, I really don't care one way or the other.

Arellius - the dangers of anal? WTF? Maybe I'm missing something..........

I'll be in Panama City mid month if anyone else wants to hang and party a bit.

SP

AZ,

A tip to remember - if there is anything on your condom that you wouldn't put your tounge on, such as blood, shit or Mexicana stinkypuss juice, grab a tissue or something, and use it to wrap around the detritus on your rubber and then pull it off.

Never touch shit if you can avoid it - at all costs.

Steve, I was being facetious.

Thanks for the tip Cat. I never really thought about that. I obviously know I dont want to touch shit, but it never crossed my mind of the other stuff if I wash my hands after. AZ

Some guys like to fuck things with shit in them....FUCKING SHIT!!!

SP

We were all so young, full of life eagerly willing to share whatever new discovery we found in this "seems to be too good to be true" land of enchantment. It was the golden era...
sigh

CK LOL (and I actually did) that pic will put a stop to any argument..

Goddamn, CFK, you certainly have a twisted idea about breakfast.

You don't even want to inquire about dinner!

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on January 07, 2010)

Question:

Does Your GP Orgasm When You Session?

Lil Hempy - Siempre!!!!!

Well, I know whether they orgasm or not... And I'm not telling ;)

(And, Lil Hempy, the answer, for you, is, "Nunca!")

;)

Gibletpie - "mentiroso" - Hemp

Of course they never had orgasms with Hemp, they were preoccupied with wondering if he was going to have a heart attack and die.

Well look who popped out! Hey Cat Happy New Year - Hemp

Cat, most the time they were asking "is it in yet"...

Yes unfortunately I heard "mais" quite a bit! That's ok it was still fun hearing ""hundreds"" of them screaming it. Lil Hempy could care less then he "threw up" all over them. Obrigado - Hemp

@Cat: I think they were thinking that and alternately wondering how long it was going to take to wash the old person smell off of them...

;)

Even the showers at Luomo couldn't spray off the combined odor of cigarettes, bad pizza, Mac n' Cheese, stale beer and geriatric gringo.

Cat -

Keep it fun, boys. Poor Hemp might have a stroke if he gets upset.

Hemp,

CFK and Cat are just jealous. They're just impressed that an 80+ year-old can still get a hard-on, even if it is small and chemically-enhanced.

The formula to make any woman cum?

Hemp
+ Cheetos
- any nicotene alergy
& Mac&Cheese
= one happy woman

toss in a side order of Beeno, and she'll get off twice!

(Message edited by blissman on January 08, 2010)

@Bwana - God bless him, he does insist on flying in the face of conventional wisdom, sound medical advice, common sense, and probably even some laws of physics in shooting himself up with more testosterone than that possessed by the entire Brazilian World Cup soccer team and gulping viagra like Pez in order to force his wrinkled, leathery old body and tiny prune of a penis into service on young women who will try like hell to forget the experience.

A true testament to what one can achieve with enough will.

But that is nothing compared to the sheer effort he expends afterward in convincing himself that they actually enjoyed it.



(Message edited by gibletpie on January 09, 2010)

Man you guys are tough! What did I ever do to deserve this? Hemp

Hemp's prep work for a simple fuck session approaches the labor time and level of complexity of launching the space shuttle.

"Man you guys are tough! What did I ever do to deserve this? Hemp "

That's easy - you lived the life of greco-roman excess on the beach in Rio before moving to Medellin and flaunting a parade of nubiles through your hot tub!

Leave it to Senor Hemp to rub it in while we're stuck here rubbing one out???



(Message edited by DonGringo on January 09, 2010)

(Message edited by DonGringo on January 09, 2010)

@Cat -- Hahahaha!!! Of course, if he doesn't feel like going through all that trouble, he just lets her take pole position, so to speak...

MESSAGE FROM HEMP:

To all my good buddies in Rio, Medellin and US

Hemp -

Awww, c'mon, Hemp, it's all said out of love... You know, you're like the kindly but crotchety, perverted old great great great great great great great great great great great great GREAT grandfather I never knew...

A mea culpa by any of us now would be as empty as apologizing for getting semen in a girl's eye.

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on January 09, 2010)

Giblet, I do remember some garotas saying were surprised because Hemp didn't look or sound Italian, but never really followed up on it.

I have never seen a convincing O performance from a GDP. In the US and UK, where there is more communication going on between her and I, there have been some more convincing Lady-Peeks. Such as extremely fast bird like heart beats after she collapses on me, engorged puffies where none was present before, convulsions from my hand, and once even a squirter, but absent these types of clues I always assume it is faked.

Never had a turd launch, but assuming that brown play wasn't asked for, that would seem to indicate something was going on.