$200 is not bargain at Help, usually you pay gdp's in R$.

Athos, I meant $150-$200R. Sorry for the confusion.

I have just gotten confirmation to HELP IS NOT CLOSING! This rumor has gotten around, but Help will remain open, so as Chapelle would say, enjoy yourselves bitches!

Rumors still flying. The girls working at Help said they thought Help might close on the 15th, making this coming Sunday the final night. Two girls even told me they were returning to their home towns because Help was closing. Second rumor was that the management of Help was negotiating with the owners of Bingo Arpoador to buy that spot (on Francisco Otaviano). Probably both are BS, and there doesn't seem to be anyone official speaking on the record.

I guess we'll see!

Interestingly, there were about 5X more garotas than guys this past week, and girls who had been asking for and getting R$300 were settling for R$200, with many hotties going home alone.

R$200 sounds resonable for an overnighter. But, when I add in Apt repairs, the number gets much higher.
CG

Not to mention your valuable time spent at the police station. Better wait until prices drop to R$100.

They just reopened the Arpoador Bingo back over the holidays. I was staying next door at the Parthenon and they were installing a bunch of electronic games. Is it closed again, or is the rumor that the Help guys would shut down the bingo parlor first?

Cortogringo my friend whatever you do DO NOT hang around with Jaguar. You will never know what might happen. - Hemp

Bingo Arpoador is still open, which leads me to believe that the rumor is nothing more than that.

Was in Help on Monday Night. A buyers paradise. Odds were great for guys awful for the women.. talent level was a bit soft..On a negative note, there was a disturbing sight. A lady that was pregnant was smoking like a chimney on the dance floor.

Lucky -- I agree. Pregnant women on a dance floor is freakin' disgusting, isn't it?

SF-
Disgusting, indeed. Does this mean you lowered your offer to 150 reais?

BD & SF,

During my last trip, I ran into a garota in Help who had delivered her baby only six weeks before. Needless-to-say, her breasts were quite engorged with mother's milk and she asked me if I was into MILK. I told her that I was "lactose intolerant," but she was very persistant and would follow me around every night. I immediately nicknamed her "GOT MILK," which seemed fitting. Fortunately two nights later, I ran into MBL and the rest is history.

Jag

Fortunately? Kind of like saying "Fortunately I ran into a truck..."

BD,

I had a choice. Go with MBL or walk around all day with a milk moustache courtesy of "Got Milk."

I took the lesser of two evils. At least I think I did. Or did I?

Jag

Jag,

I think what Bwana's saying that if your choice is between MBL and the ugliest hag you can imagine, pick the prettier girl and take her back to your place.

MBL can just go home alone that night.

Personally, I've always assumed that the only reason you have MBL around is to provide humerous material for your writing. All I really have to say on the matter is that there are hundreds of thousands of good looking women in Rio, and MBL isn't one of them.

Cat,

If you think MBL is ugly, look at what I woke up next to in the DR. I think I had too many Presidente beers the night before.

Every time I act up, fucking Wolf brings her photos up on my computer screen to remind me that my perspective on life might be a little "off."

For you other guys who haven't met her, MBL is much prettier, much prettier despite what Cat says to the contrary.

Jag

PS- I call her Miss September 2004, maybe I should post her photo in the photo section just to see how many points she gets. Anything over a "two" would surprise me.

J

Photo: Miss September 2004 01
Photo: Miss September 2004 02

Alfred E. Neuman in blackface with tits. You shouldn't carry pepper spray, you should carry Raid to use if you ever wake up next to anything like that again!

SF,

She had a great personality and a wonderful crooked smile.

Man, I was so drunk I don't even remember taking her back to my room. I must have because she was next to me in bed the next morning.

Jag

She has a "great personality"? Oh yeah, I remember back in high school that's what the pretty girls said about their ugly friends they were trying to set up on a blind date.

I had a dog once with a "wonderful crooked smile". However it didn't make me want to get drunk and sleep with her.

Turn yourself in Jag, before its too late.

I had no idea it was possible to be THAT drunk! Man! I gotta give you props for your willingness to share the mistakes.

You should try to team up with MasterBates for an outing.

Man, I'm still laughing after seeing those pictures!!!

Oh shit, here I bare my soul to you guys and what do you do; you kick me in the nuts. Is that gratitude?

Fortunately not many guys will see her photos posted here, that will at least limit the damage to my bruised ego.

Man, you two are much worse than Wolf!

Jag

Is it possible to give minuses on photo ratings?

Fuck you SF Hombre!!

Jag

"She had a great personality and a wonderful crooked smile." You can certainly see the bright side of life.

"MBL is much prettier, much prettier" -- I hope this isn't more of the same.

It'll be interesting to see if Miss September 2004 can garner a single point. I suppose if she ends up with 2 points we'll all know who gave them. That would tie her with the worst of Masterbates' photo ratings.

I looked again and started laughing uncontrollably. Now I know what to do when I'm feeling a bit down.

Soccer,

Did you notice that Miss September 2004 photo is now up to "one" point. I wonder who voted for her? Probably Bwana Dik with a "mercy vote."

Jag

OK. A drunken pity vote from me too.

Shit, if she doesn't start getting votes, I might have to tout her on the chat board like I did with Miss January. On second thought, I don't want too many guys looking at her photo. At least she's somewhat hidden and they have to look hard to find her way over here. Most will probably miss her completely. Lucky them!!

Jag

Okay, I'm out of here. I'm moving a step up to the Mexico board to enjoy Masterbates's photos.

hey!
That gal is living in the states now. I recognize her from two weeks ago. She and her "sister" delivered my new piano. It was amazing how they gingerly danced up the stairs with that Mason and Hamlin 8 footer draped over their shoulders.

Jag, you introduced me to MBL, I was there for your big reunion which was one of the most emotional spectacles that Rio has ever experienced. You should stay with her all the time. She is a sweet girl and she will happily keep you out of the kind of trouble you found in DR. And she is probably better protection for you than your knife and pepper spray. I can see you with your mugger as you ask him to hold your cheroot as you dig the weapons out of your pocket. You NEED that woman!

LAG & blissman,

Both of you guys are right. Miss September is truly ugly, kinda troll like, wouldn't you say?

Finally someone who has met MBL speaks the truth. MBL is a delightful woman with great tits who keeps me out of deep shit. Thanks blissman for standing up for her.

Jag

Hey Jag! I agree to the fact that MBL is a very nice and attractive woman. I'm very happy to have met you and received much wisdom from you because man I needed it.

C20

I could be wrong, but I came across this picture and it seems I remember her as one of the older women outside of Help that was steering the younger women's moves.

Am I right??

LAGUY...do we need to take up a collection plate for you??? If you feel the need to look at those pics again, you must be on a diet.....Thanks for the bad memories....

Cold20,

Yeah, it was great meeting you and enjoying Rio together. Thanks for your support of MBL. She's a truly great woman with fantastic tits and a great sense of humor. Don't ever say you never noticed her tits because I caught you staring at them. They are magnificant, aren't they?

You had me worried there when you almost started a turf war between Fernando and another beach chair guy. I told you they were awfully touchy and you definately found out how sensitive they can be.

Jag

EJack,

I can't be sure, but I don't think Silverback is as pretty as the person in your photo.

Jag

Hey Jag! Yeah I was sorry about that, but if you don't know then you don't know. As I have told you I have traveled alot and been to several other beaches in South and Central American. I have rented beach chairs in Mexico and Venezuela. Never before was I involved in some territory war for a rental of a beach chair. Well, I'll know better next time which will be in October. Man, the photographer guy we met at the beach sure did have a story for every subject we brought up, didn't he? LOL

Cold20,

Yeah, he was quite a guy. Never saw anyone else bring a bottle of Merlot to the beach and drink it while watching people getting rescued by heliocopter.

Someday, you have to tell the board about the shit-flingers.

Jag

Jag,

Doesn't everybody already know about the shit flingers. I mean those guy are sick. I know alot people in Rio do various things for a buck, but wanting 100R for a shoe shine is unrealistic. I'm glad me calling you that day we met while these losers are trying to get 100R from me scared them away. I remember another guy getting me a couple days after that but this time, I just pushed him away. From here on out, when I'm headed to the beach or MP solo, I'll either catch a cab or just walk the back streets. I'm glad I don't wear saddles because my buddy told me they got him while wearing saddles. What losers.

But about our photographer friend, it was just sickening after awhile of hearing him talking about all of these lovely ladies he saw but didn't have any money to spend on them. Why, why, why?! Man that guy never ran out of stories for someone who didn't have any money to have fun. Maybe his stories will have him get some freebies? NOT!!!

C20

I wouldn' do Miss September 2004 with Diversity"s dick, or for that matter anyones! lol Jag, what point system are you using for heavens sake?

CFK,

I just sent an email to Miss September telling her that you'll buy her a beautiful place by the ocean just outside of Santo Domingo. I'm sure that will make her happy!

Jag

Jag, did you talk to my ex Namorada or what? Just when I thought everyone had "forgotten"....it'so RARE when any of us on the board have an opportunity to say it, but Fuck you Jag! lol

While I do believe the termas are a bit off on talent..Help seems to be just fine...this place still has some strong talent and the ratio is in our favor...even for negative little ole me..however the terrace is not so good..well as of saturday night at least..sorry cfkid..all your blondes are still MIA..

Look out!
It's italian august at help right now.
Iv'e never seen so many italians in my life.
I have nothing against italians but man when they come in august they take over the place and they also go both ways which is unsafe for everybody.
A girl I know from help told me she went home with an italian guy and he tried to fuck her
and he couldn't get it up.So he went into the other room and fucked his buddy in the ass.And I heard from alot of girls this goes on alot.You got nothin to worry about if you wear a condom but just don't go bareback like I have a couple of times.It's not worth it.If these guys are fuckin there friends who knows if there fuckin she-males on atlantica.That shits crazy.
Goin to montecarlo tonight and then help.
Let you know what happens.
Later.

This is so funny, last night I was in Help and I saw the same exact behaviour you were talking about. This young italian guy was making out with this hot mulatta, grabbing her ass and tits by the bar. His buddy walked by and he grabbed him by the neck and frenched kissed him!!

Both the girl and I just looked on in fucking shock. After he stopped kissing his buddy, he tried to go back to the girl, but she just pushed him away and walked off.

Alot of italians in Rio right now, but they are cool as hell and they fucking love to party. I always have a blast hanging with them.

Just watch you back though.

I guess what you are really saying is: if you drop a few reals on the floor, forget them...do not bend over to pick them up......lol

i didnt see a whole lot of italians there outside of Help on sunday night.. I really like the layout of the outside, very casual and there is tons of eye candy to look at