Excerpt from 2002/10 Bwana Dik’s Rio Guide 2003

Bwana's Top Ten (in no particular order):

Porcao Rio's (Av. Infante Dom Henrique, Flamengo, 2554-8862). My favorite churrascaria (Brasilian BBQ) featuring great meats and a fabulous salad buffet. All-you-can-eat rodizio-style dining in a beautiful setting overlooking Sugarloaf. Another restaurant the garotas love.

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nevermind. I always have trouble with that. I'll just submit them to Hombre;

You need a \ in front of image{photo}. Somewhere on this board is a really detailed list of all the possible things you can do with a post. It took me mucho long time the other day to find it and now I can't remember where it is. I'd suggest to Hombre that he highlight it somewhere obvious except that it probably already is and I just can't see it.

Actually, just hit the button beside the smileyface button under "Add a Message" and it creates an anchor for you. Then, after you submit the post, you will be prompted for the file for each pic that you have anchored.

I also found it once before and now I recall the \ in front of the command. Probably easier to just let him do his thing with them anyway.

Thanks for the reminder though

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does anyone know how much this place is per person? I can't wait to go! I love Rodizio!

It was in th R$60-R$65 range the last time there. Of course, their place in Niteroi is less expensive but a bitch to get to. Not sure on their place in Ipanema.

BTW-The ceiling you see in the bar photo is made from bottles of Johnny Walker Black. Interesting concept. ...Pinch me and let me die there!

I think the one in Ipanema is comparable, from looking at my credit card records and trying to remember who and what.

Is it just my imagination, or does the guy slicing the steak look a little bit like Deeg?

Can´t remember exactly but i think prices at Ipanema are the same.
Never was at Porcaos Rios just in Ipanema but i will check it out next week

After all the "seed" Deeg has spread across Rio, that could be the spawn of satan carving the roast. After all, the kid is comfortable working around an open flame.

Sterling

Idle minds are the devils workshop indeed. Let me put this matter to rest before my otherwise 'Sterling' reputation is further tarnished. In order to father a child illegitimately, any of the following must occur:

1. The condom must break, and I've never had a lambskin break. (All I can say is those screwy sheep must have some sinewy innards to withstand a Deeging without rupturing.)
2. The condom must ride up on my needledick and disappear up inside, unnoticed by either party before climaxing.
3. The condom would have to mezmerize me enough to forego my customary 'money shot' about her torso, chest, neck and face area.
4. The condom would have to remain neatly folded in the foil wrapper in my gigbag.

Since any of the above scenarios are HIGHLY unlikely, I can therefore conclude (with 50% certainty) that said meatcarver, while incredibly handsome, is of no relation to me.

5. The garota sneaks off with the lambskin, filled with DG seed, and impregnates herself.

"4. The condom would have to remain neatly folded in the foil wrapper in my gigbag"

Who the fuck do you think you are kidding with that one Deeg?

And never forget, men are like basketball players; We all dribble before we shoot!

Hell, after letting Deeg use my suite at a VIP's festa, I returned to find enough of his DNA laying around to impregnate half of Rio. He's not the tidiest of trolls. But, ya still gotta love the bastard.

Sterling (who'll be in Rio in 8-22 to 8-29)

Hunterman
it's hard to imagine a garota actually fishing your rubber outta the trash and pouring it inside of herself. But Catacony says it happens. I've never seen it, but then I'm genetically challenged. (I believe Sterling best characterized me as a 'slack-jawed mouth-breather) The real irony is that after fathering too many children to mention, I had 'the procedure' done to preclude ever having another little Deeg running around. Boy would I love to see a garota try to get pregnant outta my watery seed.

Sterling - have a ball in Rio. Wish like hell I could join you. Hopefully my divorce will end soon enough, and I can return to the land of plenty

Sandman - do you know the shelf life of lambskins? I've had a 12 pack for 7 months now...

Deeg.. I found one kickin around that was about 2 years old. When I opened it the smell wasn't good. In fact it was so bad I doubt I'll ever try another. But then again you could squirt a little of that cinnamon flavored lube on them and see how it goes. Make sure to squirt it on the inside as well. If your Johnson doesn't fall off you've saved the small fortune a 12 pack must cost.

Hey now, the freak that tried to take off with my used rubber said she just wanted to examine my baby brew in her microscope. Honest!

Actually the scenario that more likely comes to mind is similar to part of the plot of "Presumed Innocent" where the jealous wife kills her husband's girlfriend and dumps his jizz from a used rubber (why the hell would a wife make her husband use a rubber? Fucking gringas!) into the dead chick's cooze (stop thinking about necrophilic lesbian sex, Deeg) to set her husband up as a rapist/murderer.

Yeah, lambskins are actual lamb guts, and they start to decay if you don't use them relatively soon. I haven't used them since I opened one that was old (don't remember how old) and it reeked of dead flesh. Necrophilia anyone? Just use an old one.

Boy, this thread has sure turned ugly.

Lambskins also provide the lowest level of protection against stds and pregnancy of all the standard condom materials. The CDC recommend that they not be used (of course, they recommend that you use something else: latex, polyurethane, etc.)

Bwana
I don't know why, but for some strange reason I have this supnatural affinity to lambskins vs latex. My brain acknowledges what you've posted about STD's and etc, and yet my secondary brain refuses to wear one of those latex gloves.

So why the affection for natural lambskins? I really don't know, but perhaps it has something to do with my being of Irish decent...

"Lambskins - it's the next best thing to being there"

DeeG

I took a girl from 4x4 out to Por Cao Sunday night in Flamengo (same place) Old reviews hold up, food excellent. Both the buffet and the endless parade of meat coming by the table. Sushi even suprisingly good. Skip or have a very light lunch if you go.
Tab was R153 for 2 people with 2 Brahma beers and water. %10 service charge (tip) was included on the bill. Taxi each way from Copacabana was about R15. Decent looking wine list.
Awesome veiws strolling outside after dinner with security present.

I've done Porcao Rio for 2 a couple of times, and my bill also came to about 150R both times. The same deal for 2 at Porcao Ipanema came to 90R. Thursday-Sunday may be more at either place.