It was the best of times and the worst of times. Forget the agencies. The pool of females looking to get married is overfished. I didn't pay all that money and travel all that distance to waste my valuable time with average and ugly women.

On the flip side; it is heaven for mongering. There is more street action than ever; and the quality is decent. Tony 1 and Tony 2 are there for the beach scene. Avoid Tony 1 at all costs. I had such a bad experience with Tony 1 that I stayed away from his end of the beach. There is a guy on the next beach who doesn't try to beat you on the drinks. The girls he showed me weren't that hot. I brought my own girl to the beach.

LDV was the bomb. There were lots of 8's and 9's and 10's. There were some 12's and 13's, too. I was leaving with 3 and 4 at a time; and my spanish is very basic.

You don't need Spanish in LDV. Pesos work just fine. And to get 3 or 4 LDV girls at a time, you must have used a lot of pesos.

Tony 1 can be a good source of girls. Just tell him that you aren't going to rent or buy anything from him and that you will not tip him anything for the girl. The girl tips him later.