The side effect of meeting the jag

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By Iggy56 on Monday, August 11, 2008 - 10:56 am:  Edit

my trip started out very well,the flight from heathrow airport was just 10 minutes delayed,the flight without any hitches.landing in rio monday morning.i got my self into copacabana,had a shower of to the city handing out some gifts to my friends secrataries.lunched with him.

2 oclock entered 4*4 had a few beers,no session due to jetlag,tiredness and drunk.

day 2 returned the dayafter sessioned with kelly morena a-three holer she said did not have her prove it.session a good one anyway.

3 day calling jag we meet at amerioca off we go to favela bar im properly introduced to the business men around the bar.the jag ask me if i want to meet mbl ¨he has to dëliver some medicine to her ¨ remember her family pictures i politely decline?

day four meeting jag outside debret hotel,had a meal at alcazar,next thing i find myself at mv30 its gone from bad to worse.no session

day 5 i found my self at sao laurenco hospital(not sure about the spelling)nothing really serious just a bad case of sinuite.and a five day penicillin cure.talked to don and now im qoute him ¨you should consider yourself lucky people have died after meeting the jag,he has that effect on people¨

By Iggy56 on Monday, August 11, 2008 - 12:35 pm:  Edit

before you start romainian is not my first language

By Branquinho on Monday, August 11, 2008 - 02:13 pm:  Edit

LOL! A simple trip to the hospital. You got off easy. Could have been Jag, could have been eating at Alcazar. Both are known toxins.

(Message edited by Branquinho on August 11, 2008)

By Blazers on Monday, August 11, 2008 - 03:59 pm:  Edit

Subtitles please.

By Jaguar on Monday, August 11, 2008 - 06:57 pm:  Edit

Iggy is quite an interesting guy from Norway, or someplace cold like that. He speaks five languages well, which is exactly five more than me. When we first met he acted a little nervous, so to calm him down I told him, " Don't worry, people don't die right in front of me." Instead of relaxing him, he became more agitated and asked, "What about that old lady who died in front of you at the Expesso Grill right after you walked into the place?" "Oh, I forgot about her," was about all I could say.

To cheer him up, I suggested cocktails over at the favela bar. We got along great and it seemed as though he knew exactly what I was going to say next. It was uncanny. Then after a while he told me he worked with drug addicts and the mentally deficient. He then looked me directly in the eye and said, "You could be one of my clients, you know." To which I replied, "Glad I make you feel comfortable." What else could I say? He had me nailed and I knew it. To distract him I suggest he come along with me to meet MBL, but he declined.

All I can say is that when he left me he was healthy. Probably got his sinusitis by getting his nose too close to some nasty pussy.

Jag

By Iggy56 on Monday, August 25, 2008 - 01:50 pm:  Edit

Photo: Brazilera

first i thought this was a protest marsch for letting in an certain resident

march
march

By Iggy56 on Monday, August 25, 2008 - 08:15 pm:  Edit

(and should have read) from philadelphia

By Branquinho on Tuesday, August 26, 2008 - 07:08 am:  Edit

They would have been wearing pink if that was the case.

By Sandman on Tuesday, August 26, 2008 - 08:13 am:  Edit

Iggy,

What was the name of that wonderful bottle of liquor you brought me a few years ago?

By Iggy56 on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 01:33 am:  Edit

hi branquinho
thats easy to explain i talked to one of the guys who started it when i asked him if he was colourblind he said yes without hesitation.
sandman
im not sure my memory serves me right but i think it was a norwegian lysholm aquavit.

last sunday i was at monte carlo,after seeing the girls im willing to bet that they bus them in from v.m.it is usually empty on sundays.

i havent had much luck with karla models the girls i ask for are not working that day,or not available to much later.i tried cibelly once the likeness from the site was good except that they forgot the beergut.the service was small a+.

so far i spent more money on medication than on sex,that never happend before i meet jag,on goods scouts honour.my lap top brooke down a few days ago;might or might not ble jags fault.it was aquite night at the favela bar yesterday
iggy

By Bwana_dik on Friday, August 29, 2008 - 11:33 am:  Edit

Iggy,

It's always quite a night at the Favela Bar If you look carefully, you'll notice a strong resemblance between the characters in the Favela Bar and those in the Mos Eisley Cantina (the bar in the first Star Wars movie).

When I lived in Denmark my neighbor used to bring a bottle of aquavit over in the morning, to help me get my digestion going. That shit was nasty!

BTW, it's all Jag's fault.


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