RT here.

I was looking through the ads in KinesTops, and Astrid caught my, er, eye. Her photos show a nice body and a smoking (apparently) natural rack. That was enough for me. I gave her a call.

Yes, she said, she was available. Yes, she said, she was the girl in the ad. Yes, she said, the price was 300 Soles. What time did I want her?

Well, I had won in the casino a couple of nights earlier and I was still playing with their money, so the $100 didn't throw me. We set a time for her to come over.

She showed within 15 minutes of the scheduled time. When I opened the door, there was a beautiful girl on the other side, but it was not the girl in the photos. The tits on the girl in the photos weighed more than this girl. But she was beautiful, and I was horny, so I let her in.

We got to talking, we got to kissing, we got to fondling, we got to screwing... it was all very good. After, she let me take a few photos of her (my pictures do not do her justice), and we got to talking some more. I did not confront her on the 'not Astrid in the photos' issue, but she continued to insist that she was indeed Astrid.

Some of the ads in KinesTops have a 'seal of guarantee' on them that the girl in the photo is the girl at your door. Astrid's ad did not have the seal. The two times that I called a KinesTops ad with the seal, it was indeed the same girl. I want to say, "Buyer Beware," but I had an excellent time with her -- whatever her name is. So I am not sure that 'beware' is the correct term.

Photos: Astrid - KinesTops 01 02 03 04 05 06 07

She's really lovely, RT, and would seem to have a decent rack under the clothes--especially for a spinner.

Some nice girls on that KinesTops. Some with nice racks AND seals of authenticity...

RT here. Yes, she is, Hunterman. Her breasts are appropriate for a girl her size, but not what I was expecting. Read on for two more KinesTops experiences.

RT here. I was on a big rack kick, so I called Giselle from her ad on KinesTops. Her photos did not have the 'seal of guarantee', so I confirmed that I would be seeing the girl in the photo, and she said yes.

She quoted me 300 soles for an outcall to my apartment, or 180 for an incall at her apartment on 28 de Julio, near Larco. I chose to walk there.

When I got to the location, the door was answered by a young, tiny, pretty little girl -- by no means the Giselle in the ad.

We went in her room, and I said, Hey, you're not Giselle!" She didn't deny it, and told me that "Giselle was not available." I asked why I was lied to on the phone, but that discussion didn't go anywhere. I realized that she 'just worked there', and my fight wasn't with her. She asked me if she would do or did I want to leave.

Well, she was cute, and I was there, so I went ahead and did the date. I realize that my actions encourage that kind of behavior, but hell, even if it was a bait & switch, she had a good body.

I should have walked. The sex was unspectacular at best, and she was very mechanical. She did let me take some pictures, as long as I didn't show her face.

Now, I don't mind getting a mystery chica every now and then. What I do mind is getting lied to. So no, I wouldn't repeat -- even if I got this girl's name, which I didn't. I think that -- unless I get a recommendation from someone -- I will stick to the ads that have the 'seal'. It's not 100% foolproof, but it sure helps.

Here are the pictures took of the girl that was Not Giselle:

Photos: Not Giselle - KinesTops 01 02 03 04

RT here.

Well, I finally got my fill of boobs the other day. I had a date with July. Here's her ad.

Let's see... she showed up only 20 minutes late (clearly on time in the world of hookers), she was definitely the girl in her ad, she has a lovely (enhanced) rack, she's a sweet girl, she answers her own telephone (she showed it to me), and is pretty darn good at what she does.

July does everything safely, but she does mostly everything. We made out for a while, she went down on me, I went down on her, we bounced around in a few different positions, she didn't just lay there, either -- she at least acted as if she was enjoying herself.

After, July was in no rush to leave. We lay in bed and talked for about a half hour. July's total time from entering to exiting my door: 1 hour, 35 minutes. The only down side was that she refused to let me take any pictures.

I paid July 200 Soles, which included her taxi fare to and from wherever she came and went. She charges less for her incall, but the extra charge is worth it to me to stay in my apartment.

Here's a photo from her ad:


DISCLAIMER: I have an in with the management at PeruTops, the message board that 'owns' KinesTops. For this date (and for this date only), one of the Administrators of the board made the initial introduction to July for me. I do not think that it had a bearing on the quality of service, but it might have made it a little easier to convince July to come to my apartment late at night. Maybe, maybe not, I'm not sure.




(Message edited by rtgooch on October 27, 2008)

NOT ASTRID is the kind of bait and switch I can handle. NOT GISELLE should be thrown back into the pond.

R/T, once again thanks for sharing your exploits and pix's.

Personally, I find the phony Giselle doable. And would of given her a go:-)

RT here. I had the pleasure of re-visiting with July the other day (24 April).

I saw her in her easy-to-find incall in San Borja. She's as pretty and accommodating as ever, and this time allowed me to get off a few photos.

The only knock on July is that she does everything covered, but I knew that going in, so it wasn't an issue for me.

I paid her 150 soles for a non-rushed hour. I suspect that 140 soles could have been negotiated, but I was well satisfied with the value received.

July speaks no English, so you need basic Spanish to get the date set up.

Photos: July - KinesTops 01 02 03

I think it's bad enough that these poor girls have to have sex with RT, much less be reduced to wearing the hurricanes hat...

Cruel and Unusual...

Hello. RT here.

When I am in Lima, I sometimes call the lower-end escort agencies and have them send a 'random' girl over. I tell them kind of what I want (young, thin, big tits, whatever), and they more or less match my wants and send someone to me. They aren't beauty queens, but aren't ugly either, and they get the job done with a minimum of fuss, and all for 100-120 soles for the hour. It's never the best experience of my life, but they certainly aren't the worst, either.

I normally only make that call when I first arrive, as I have so much pent up, er, pressure, that any port in a storm will do. The rest of the time, I use some combination of looks, referrals, personality, just about any type of criteria to make my selection. That usually runs a little higher, but I'm not getting a high-mileage 'random' girl, either.

That's a lot of words to say that I have been here a few days, so I did some shopping and settled on Andrieta, who has an ad on KinesTops (www.kinestops.com). Here is a pdf of her ad.

I think the advertisers pay a higher rate on kinestops than they do on the other escort mall sites -- I have found the girl's rates to be higher, on the average. But at least, they pretty much answer their phones, and I don't mind paying a few more dollars for customer service.

'Andrieta' answers, tells me that her rates are 120 soles for a half hour and 200 for the full hour. She was in an apartment that coincidentally was a half block from mine, so she said that she would walk over with no travel charge and be there in 20 minutes. I double-checked that she was the girl in the photos, and sat down to wait.

20 minutes later, a different girl calls and says that she will be there in just a second. My doorbell rings, and it is your standard-issue pretty, young, tiny Peruvian girl. There's absolutely nothing wrong with her, so we sit down and get to talking.

It turns out that she works for an agency, and the girl that answered the phone was not her. I didn't care about that, so we sat around and talked and made out for a few minutes before heading into the bedroom.

I am proud to be the inventor of the patented RT Gooch 10-point nipple identification system®, and once she was naked, I was able to confirm with 100% certainty that this Andrieta was not the Andrieta in the ad. She did not allow any nude photos, so you will have to trust my assessment. We got down to business, where she did all the right things, moved and groaned at all the right times, and got me off... just as planned.

After taking a couple of pictures, she got totally dressed, gave me her real name and her personal number and told me to call that next time, kissed me on the cheek, and left.

All in 35 minutes from when she entered, even though I asked for and paid for an hour.

Was there anything at all wrong the girl, her looks, or the services that she provided? Not really. On the other hand, I could have had the exact same experience with one of the random 120 Sol girls, and saved myself about 30 bucks in the process.

Between the rush job, the subtle hustle to avoid the agency next time, and the fact that the girl at my door was not the girl in the ad, I would not repeat with either Andrieta. Not the fantasy Andrieta in the ad, nor the flesh and blood version that was on my bed.

I suspect (hope?) that some of the bait & switch that I occasionally encounter can be attributed to my poor Spanish skills, but it might just be that agencies do this to everyone, I don't know. Regardless, there's plenty of fish in the sea that makes up Lima, and I will be dropping my lure elsewhere next time.

I read this thread over, and it seems that an objective reader would avoid KinesTops when girl hunting. That's not a fair analysis; I just seem to post about the B & S issues when they happen... I don't always share when it is the right girl and she just gets the job done.

Photos: Andreita - KinesTops 01 02 03 04 05

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I think it's bad enough that these poor girls have to have sex with RT, much less be reduced to wearing the hurricanes hat...

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