Archive 21

ClubHombre.com: South America: Brazil: Rio de Janeiro: Bars/Brothels/Clubs: Help Disco: Archive 21

By Mrcrs on Monday, August 14, 2006 - 01:33 pm:  Edit

At least the girl walked away after he kissed hiss buddy.I guess she's got a little respect for herself.Man,now I know the story my friend told me is true.I can't believe he had the balls to mack it up with his buddy inside help.I gotta give him credit for that.Does anybody know a girl named juliana that hangs out in help right when you walk up the stairs by the first speaker.
I tried to fuck her but she has an american boyfriend that's married in san diego who pays her like 4k a month.She has dark hair and a fuckin great body.The face is a little grilled but her body fuck.Every guy that goes up to her she disses and I never see her go home with anybody.She hangs out with this fat ugly dike when she's in there.Just wanted to know if anybody pulled her out of there and fucked her.She's the one girl in there I can't fuck.Pretty soon I'll give up though.
Let me know.
Peace.

By Ee2002 on Monday, August 14, 2006 - 06:41 pm:  Edit

I saw some dudes making out in Help about 2 years ago, Im almost positive they were Italian. Copacabana is like the twilight zone at times, lots of weird shit going on.

By Isawal on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - 06:22 am:  Edit

I was in Help on Sunday and it was a lot nicer then I expected. I hung around inside from about 12.30 till 3.30 and it was really O.K. although I was not mobbed by 100s of girls as I had expected, just four or five and I finally took home a nice looking lass from outside, all night or what was left of it for RS150.00. She was a little disappointing by Rio standards.

By Therightway on Thursday, August 17, 2006 - 04:53 pm:  Edit

Isawal,
Strength through diversity my friend. Just go to Luomos, get drunk & have a dupla. Eat the free dinner which was suprisingly good, get a massage then have another dupla. Get your favorite girls number, have her meet you at your apartment, go to TA for some food and cocktails then fuck her all night like a champ. I made the mistake of bringing my date into Help and all of the brothers couldn't control themselves, because she had the best ass in the place. I can only imagine what the Italians would have done, they probably would have made her an offer that she couldn't refuse.
TRW

By Copperfieldkid on Friday, August 18, 2006 - 02:50 pm:  Edit

Mrcrs, is Juliana small and petite with long dark hair? There are many girls with the same names in Copa. Turned 21 just a few months ago?If so, I know her VERY well. Feel free to PM me. Regards

By Cincoleche on Sunday, August 20, 2006 - 08:49 pm:  Edit

Wonder if it is the same Juli that hangs out in front of Caesars Park Hotel too, but lives in Copa. Petite thing with a killer bikini body and she told me she was married to a later-40's guy in San Diego. If it is the same girl, then she gives it up.

By Hdogger2002 on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 06:51 pm:  Edit

Anyone familiar with the 2 sisters - Maria and Luisa???

By Soprano on Wednesday, April 25, 2007 - 12:49 pm:  Edit

Please see this photo of two girls that work in Help and also frequent the beach across the street from Othon Palace Hotel / Meia Pataca.

They are VERY DANGEROUS !!!! They went back to my friends apartment with him, and robbed his money, stole his digital camera and attempted to burn down the apartment by throwing a lit cigarette on his bed. It actually burned through the blanket and luckily he noticed it in time to put water on it. It could have been a disaster.

AVOID THESE TWO GIRLS !!!!

Photo: Thieves - Help

By Bwana_dik on Wednesday, April 25, 2007 - 03:52 pm:  Edit

It's been said many times before, so who knows why guys continue to ignore this advice, but one should never take two girls from Help. These freelancers are much more likely to pull a scam than are other girls. If the girls work for a termas or an agency, you have some possible means of recourse if there's a problem. But these freelancers will rip you off, stay away for a week--by which time you've left town--and then return to pluck out another victim.

If two Help girls propose a dupla, just say no.

By Layne87 on Wednesday, April 25, 2007 - 04:48 pm:  Edit

I know the skinny one..she likes extasy alot..known to be quite wild..friend of mine went with her and had a wild time but she was alone..when did this happen and I will warn the next gringo that goes with her and I see him with her and another..

By Thumper on Wednesday, April 25, 2007 - 05:56 pm:  Edit

Soprano, what was your friend doing while these girls were causing all this chaos? How did they steal his money and camera without him noticing?

By Whitty on Wednesday, April 25, 2007 - 06:22 pm:  Edit

Several of us are headed down in three weeks, has the pricing at HELP subsided from the craziness earlier this year?

And what are the going rates when picking up a girl at the beach these days?

By Layne87 on Wednesday, April 25, 2007 - 07:16 pm:  Edit

I am in there twice a month and it has settled down a bit but so has the talent..some nights down right terrible and others ok with a 8 or 9 sitting on r500..still expect r250 and up ...

beach? ..termas way better these days...but funny they are still asking r200 and up if they are the least bit hot...truely a waste of time unless you really love the beach and that atmosphere and no big deal if you dont pull..

By Mitchc on Wednesday, April 25, 2007 - 09:13 pm:  Edit

I'm about 80% sure that I did the skinny one in January.

By Soprano on Thursday, April 26, 2007 - 07:26 am:  Edit

My friend has a slight disability on his left side, (arm and leg). They actually freaked out on him, (probably was on X) and while one was tussling with him, the other grabbed his pants and went through his pockets. Also, when they used the bathroom, they went through all of his stuff, and even checked all of his cans, (shaving) to see if they really were shavng cans or the secret storage containers. These girls new what they were doing. They also took his digital camera, and before they left the apartment, they tossed a lit cigarette on the bed in an effort to burn down the apartment. He did not realize this until he started to smell the burning, and he immediately extinguished it with water. This could have been a disaster. These girls also hang out at the beach across from the Othon Palace Hotel.

By Arellius on Thursday, April 26, 2007 - 06:52 pm:  Edit

I'm sorry for what happened to your friend, but I agree with Bwanna.

Guys, lock the girl (not girls) in the room with you, and hide the key really well when she goes to the bathroom.

Save the duplas for the termas. It's a controlled environment.

By Catocony on Thursday, April 26, 2007 - 09:08 pm:  Edit

If you absolutely want a dupla with beach/club garotas, go to a love motel. Keep your wallet with you at all times, even in the shower.

By Phoenixguy on Thursday, April 26, 2007 - 10:31 pm:  Edit

None of the hotels there have safes in the room?

By Bwana_dik on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 08:36 am:  Edit

Most hotels do have safes. Some apartments do, but not everything of value will fit in a safe.

Cat's right. For peace of mind, take your dupla or tripla to a love motel. I do duplas in my apartment only when I know the girls or it's a two guy/2 girls mini-festa.

There are a million stories like Soprano's friend's. Even savvy members of CH have had problems when the girls outnumber the guys.

By Cincoleche on Monday, May 21, 2007 - 09:58 pm:  Edit

I've seen the "thieves" as well on previous trips in both Help and on the Ipanema whore-beach scene as well. The skinny one I always thought was some drugged out whacko as she was running around Help one night grabbing every guy's crotch. She has "trouble" written all over her so your friend should have known better.

With the Dollar weakening like it has, I think we are going to see more money desperation type stories like this. The greed of these girls has gotten out of control and they all think they are worth 300R LOL!

By Riotime on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 01:27 am:  Edit

Last time I was in Rio the rate was 3 to 1. I had several girls i liked to hang out with and was paying 250r for the whole night. Now the exchange rate is 2 to 1. Can you still get a decent girl for 250r ? I can't see paying 300r since the rate is 2 to 1. For that price I would go back to Colombia or go to Asia for my first time.

By Catocony on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 06:48 am:  Edit

Riotime,

Sounds like you haven't been down in 3-4 years. IMHO you have two conflicting forces working for you. One, you haven't been there in a long time, so all the garotas will seem awesome compared to what you've been used to the last few years. Two, the prices are at least double now, that's just due to the currency and general inflation. Help entry is over US$15 now, when you were there it was around US$6-7 to get in. Garota prices are up at Help and the quality, relative to 2002-2003, is shitty. So, you may not like Help at all due to the new price/quality ratio.

Then again, you haven't been down in so long you may think the quality is awesome. Best advice - still book the trip to Rio but be flexible on your night venue. Help is no longer the midnight mandatory that it used to be, in fact a lot of us never venture near the place anymore.

By Lovingmarvin on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 09:07 am:  Edit

Average girls can be had for R$150-R$200 - if you negotiate and are willing to walk away. Most will quote wide eyed gringo's R$300, even $R400..... Top end girls will most likely not budge much from the R$300 unless the night is slow. Since I like morenas, I tend to get the lower end of the payment scale - they tend to command less money. I will never pay more then R$150 - If they do not negotiate I keep looking until I find somebody I like and willing to accomodate my budget. Obviously that approach does not work with the few '10's you see here and there.

The later it gets in the night, the cheaper the prices get. At midnight the prices are at their peak, by 3:00am the girls are much willing to negotiate.

Price certainly does not always equate to better quality session either.

Make sure to negotiate and discuss everything upfront - BBBJ, overnight, etc.... do not assume anything.

Also you will most likely get asked to buy drinks throughout the night - just say 'No' Especially be wary of buying Red Bull, Whiskey, etc... I will only occassionally buy a drink for a girl - then 9 out of 10 limit that to a beer (R$3.00). Of topic - but the other night I was in the balcony bar - when a girl asked me to buy a drink for her. She wanted a Red Bull and Whiskey which is about R$20. I asked her if she didn't think that was alot of money and she said 'No' and called me cheap. I love being called cheap when somebody else is trying to spend my money!

Entrance at Help is now R$33 after midnight, but if you enter before midnight the entrance is R$23.00

All prices quoted in Real....not USD

By Lvdocc on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 02:30 pm:  Edit

With prices up, exchange down any suggestions for those of us that HELP was a routine midnight stop?

By Copperfieldkid on Friday, June 29, 2007 - 03:55 pm:  Edit

Lvdocc, what LM (see abv) wrote is dead on! 6 weeks ago the situation he describes above was in full force. Ave, stunners, etc. With the influx of PanAmerican tourits,etc there is no reason for anything to change, at least thru July. The only diff I noticed was outside at Terraco the quality was better, and much more negotiable. I found 3 diff GDP's there that ranged from 150-250RI, two extremely cute and the other an 8, all provided good service, so recommend hanging out there where you don't deal with drink requests, etc..

By Gibletpie on Saturday, June 30, 2007 - 06:18 am:  Edit

Lvdocc - Two words for you: "Vila Mimosa."

By Latinalover on Saturday, June 30, 2007 - 05:29 pm:  Edit

VM?? Is it safe in the evening? I read a thread of a guy alone, rented a car, hung out in VM until 11pm or so and walked to his rental car and never felt threatened, also read some threads to get out by 7pm if you value your life??? was he just lucky? Or is this kind of shit blown out of proportion?
I love checking out places like VM. If theres a 50/50 chance I'll get out alive, I'm in...LOL
LL

By Jaguar on Saturday, June 30, 2007 - 07:37 pm:  Edit

LL,

It's safer there than walking around Copacabana!

Jag

By Latinalover on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 07:44 am:  Edit

Jag,
I worked in NYC for 7 years all times of day and night, also hit some of the clubs in North Philly, second story ect, also the Latin clubs Terra Columbiana ect. I mean things can happen but I never felt threatened.
When I was in Rio, I was almost paranoid about this safty issue, always looking around, sizeing up everyone walking toward me, day and night. Some residents of Rio say the safty issue is overblown. Other then the normal steps you should take to secure your safty is it that dangerous? I mean I'm not going to jump out of a plane wthout a parachute or walk around 8th and diamond at 3am by myself either!

By Copperfieldkid on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 05:08 pm:  Edit

Other than Jag and I pissing off a cpl of pimps, it seemed entirely safe. We were there until at least 9pm, no problems. As far as adjoining areas, I would use the usual caution. Best to take a taxi to/from IMHO...
We had a great time there on all of the visits, some diamonds in the rough, etc. enjoy.....

By Snooky on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 05:10 pm:  Edit

The only place I ever feel/felt threatened in Rio is the two blocks either side of Help after midnight.

By Hollywd32 on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 06:56 pm:  Edit

I concur with Jag, VM is very safe. Hell- go with Jag. Shit they have posters of him hanging up! ( not sure if they are wanted posters however.!) I think it is a blast to look around and drink and then the following night at help, see alot of the girls at help at 4 + times the normal VM rate.

By bluelight on Sunday, July 01, 2007 - 10:19 pm:  Edit

Funny the only place I ever felt threatened was walking down Bourbon Street in New Orleans at night.

By Isawal on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 02:03 am:  Edit

Guys,
I have been to Rio and to Bourbon Street in New Orleans, I was in Judea when the interfadda broke out and unfortunately I was in Istanbul in 97 for the May Day riots but for a midnight walk that will make you feel truly mortal come visit me in South Africa I double dare you.

By Copperfieldkid on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 08:44 am:  Edit

Snooky: you are right about those 2 blocks, probably the worst in all of Rio!
Hollywd32: He and his cigar cut a wide swath in VM! One of the exceptional ones I did there for 26RI ($13) was going to Help later, in fact we set up a date for the evening, and yes they get at least four times more outside VM. Some of the top girls look like they could be from the best termas in Rio! Why they waste their time/talents at VM is one of life's mysteries.

By Latinalover on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 12:17 pm:  Edit

I'll be in Rio 8/10 to 8/19 if anyone is going to VM and dosn't mind if I tag along,please let me know, I' psyched, this is the real Rio.
What kind of set up is VM? Like a side street or
cluster of bars ect?
Also what bars or houses are the best to go to?

By Lovingmarvin on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 02:04 pm:  Edit

We are definitely off topic here with VM in the 'Help' section. But to quickly respond and at the end I'll finish with the 'Help' topic - VM itself is safe. If you are newbie and are just not sure or scared about your safety, then take a taxi and in and out and you will be fine. I always take the bus. I have mentioned it and so have others, I think it is much safer then when you are close to 'Help'. Just do not expect much..the area itself is actually quite small, about a half block of girl/street action. The best place? There really is none in particular - anywhere you can find a gem, but it takes looking. Just walk in and out of all the alley's, or what I can only compare to a tiny shopping mall with back to back bars, and look in each until you find something you like.

Now to take it back to 'Help'... you really cannot compare the two. VM is your basic 20 minute bang, run, with no romance situation, in tiny dirty rooms where the girls bring their own sheets - Good stuff :-) 'Help' - well, a meat market as well but not to the degree of VM. 'Help' can run the gamut - from 20 minute quickies with girls that run back to 'Help' after their session leaving you dissappointed and potentially to those wonders that make you want to divorce your wife and want to live in Rio (plus have that momentary lapse of making other unwise decisions such as sending money and trying to rescue these girls).

Inside VM you will not have all those pesky kids asking you for money, trying to sell roses, plush toys, etc, etc, taxi's charging crazy prices.....I have never been bothered inside VM. Just mind your business and people will leave you in peace - not really possible at 'Help'

Not really fair to accurately compare both - Apple's and Oranges.

Mix it up - do both!

By Jaguar on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 02:09 pm:  Edit

Dear Latinlover,

VM is kind of like a whorehouse/flea market combination. In other words, there are bars along the main drag that double as whorehouses, but they’re not the primary attraction. Most of the action is located in the middle of the block inside a large warehouse building with a hallway that runs down its length, turns and continues across the back of the building and then returns to the front. Along both sides of the hallway are small establishments, and I use that term loosely, that have cozy bars inside and appropriate, comfortable accommodations upstairs. None of the places have names, at least none are posted.

I know that sounds to good to be true, and it is! In reality each bar is absolutely filthy, the plush accommodations upstairs are actually several condom strewn tiny rooms with a well worn, small foam rubber mattress resting on a platform that substitutes for a bed. Oh by the way, if you get a drink in any of the bars, ask for plastic because I wouldn’t recommend drinking out of any glasses. That said, the place is loud and vibrant beyond belief. And to make it even better, it’s loaded with all types of women who are ready, willing and able to please you for only R$25, or R$26 if you haven’t brought your own rubbers. I suggest you bring your own. To give you an idea of what I’m talking about, I’ve included two pictures of the “plush rooms.” Look at the rooms, not the girls!

Photo: Vila Mimosa 01
Photo: Vila Mimosa 02

I also decided to show you a photo of my "usual spot," which is located at the enterance to the "whore arcade." Sorry that it's a little blury, but I took it when Copperfieldkid and I were up in the Goodyear Blimp and it was an exceptionaly wind day. I'm only kidding. It was taken from the third floor of the tallest building in VM.

vm2

I’ve been there over 30 times and spent in excess of 100 hours conducting valuable research. It’s very safe in VM proper, but I wouldn’t recommend walking around outside the main drag. It’s dangerous and you’re fair game for the banditos who wait for drunken unsuspecting gringos. I’ve watched them pick off a few.

Getting back to the main attraction, the women; it’s possible to find some very attractive women there. As a matter of fact, I’ve seen several women at VM only to run into them the next day on Hooker beach or in Help. I haven’t figured out why in God’s name they would continue to work in VM when they can pull guys off the beach, or out of Help, but they do. Guess they’re “whores to the core!” God bless them all.

Jag

By Catocony on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 04:00 pm:  Edit

Sounds as fun as banging a crackwhore in an overflowing Port-a-Potty on a hot and hazy summer afternoon in a slum in Houston.

By Copperfieldkid on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 04:27 pm:  Edit

Damn Cat, that really hurts! I've done that, and except for the humidity it wasn't bad.....
Jag: the reason that picture is so blurry is because the one girl had just removed her towel, showing us her totally nude body which was HOT, we both got excited, except you had the camera in your hand! Steady man, steady....
We did some extremely valuable research that day I recall.....

By Skisandy on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 05:15 pm:  Edit

Jag, are you sure the "rooms - pictures" are not pictures of Ken and Don's apartments? No- can't be, the lighting is worse here, where I'm staying right now, and the place is a little smaller.........and I have to get my own Zona Sul garbage bags for the trash....
Andy

By Tbirdjoy on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 06:26 pm:  Edit

Jag...dude....I'm just speechless with that bottom picture. I'll be happy to buy you some condoms next time I'm down in Rio, so you don't have to set them on the side of the trash can to dry them for the next use.

Tbird

By Lovingmarvin on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 06:31 pm:  Edit

Hmmm...that last one with the hat looks very familiar :-) She had promised she would stay true to me...what heartbreak!

By Jaguar on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 06:48 pm:  Edit

lovingmarvin,

Funny, she told me exactly the same thing. Doesn't she have the smallest waist (20 inches)and biggest tit (approx. 34 D)combination you've every seen? Crooked teeth and great tits, but who cares; that's the attraction of VM.

Tbirdjoy,

Yeah, the accomodations aren't quite up to Marriott quality, but then too, Marriott doesn't put a whore in every room like VM does.

CFK,

Are you still in love with that girl? Hope you don't mind me sharing you new love with the rest of the guys.

Photo: Vila Mimosa 03
Photo: Vila Mimosa 04

When are we going back for more research?

Jag

By Riotime on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 07:06 pm:  Edit

I suggest we have pictures and videos in more than one category. They should keep their country category but add new catagories such as big boobs, spinners, large booty, great body, great oral performance, Gfe , etc. If you are into big boobs then you could search by that catagory. If you look at porn websites and magazines a lot of them cater to specifics likes and fetishes. We could also vote on each category. It might also encourage people or remind them to take a picture that would fit one of the new categories.

I posted this as an suggestion. Does anyone agree with me that we should have more than one catagory for pictures ? Rio would be a great place find pictures to put in the ass catagory. Then you could search that catagory and see if anyone else can compete with Brazil.

By Jaguar on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 07:39 pm:  Edit

Riotime,

I vote for two catagories: beautiful and ugly women. Of course, since beauty is in the eye of the beholder and is subject to interpetion, things could get blurred a little. For example, what category would you put this photo in?

Photo: Example A

What about this one?

Photo: Example B

If you put photo # 1 in the beautiful category, we're in agreement. Photo # 2 belongs in neither catagory and was included to make you all have nightmares tonight.

Jag

By Laguy on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 11:29 pm:  Edit

Something seemed strangely familiar about those photos with the two girls' butts. At first I thought I had seen those two butts on a previous outing, but then I realized it was instead those damn rooms!

Incidentally Jag, how did you get away with taking the two pictures of the girl with the towel? It looks like it was outside one of the bars. Although I've taken a camera to VM, never tried to take any pictures outside of the rooms for fear it might be a capital offense with no judicial review (then again, I haven't been there for a few years and things may have changed now that everyone is in the digital age).

(Message edited by laguy on July 02, 2007)

By Laguy on Monday, July 02, 2007 - 11:32 pm:  Edit

Oh, and I almost forgot. Thanks for the nightmare and scarring my brain for life.

By Riotime on Tuesday, July 03, 2007 - 12:04 am:  Edit

Jag,

after looking at your second picture i do not think we need a category for ugly girl. Big boobs, spinners, large booty, great body, great oral performance, Gfe, etc sounds like a better idea.

By Scooby_1781 on Tuesday, July 03, 2007 - 10:19 am:  Edit

Dang, I was checking out # 2 & my dog looked my monitor and yelped, now shes under the bed shivering not wanting to come out.

Beauty must be in the eye of the beholder if you think 1 is beautiful.