Hey there - I'm traveling to BH on biz 2 Feb and would like to know of some upscale outcall contacts or vip houses. anybody?

Did you read the notes?

If not, why not?

MM

MM Did you just become manager of CH?

Is this a trip report? I was expecting a trip report....

When Cat's away he becomes the "stunt" critic! It's a tough job and not always pleasant, but someone's got to do it.

wow gotcha, 5 fucking posts and you are already busting balls. Nice

Where the fuck is Cat?

Well thank y'all for the illuminating conversation. per suggestion on the sight i added to the trip report, knowing full well it isn't a trip report until i actually take the trip. apparently to your dismay. however if y'all have anything remotely useful about BH i'd appreciate hearing about it.

In that case...when you arrive there (Brasil), hop on a computer and go to www.gpguia.net.

That should tell you exactly what you want to know.

"per suggestion on the sight..." - where is this suggestion?

(Message edited by tonyels on January 30, 2009)

Thanks AG, last time I checked this is an open forum.
Some of us get tired of the "Senior Class" using it for note passing and stroking each other (Hehehehe), especially when some asshole tries to pull rank/protocal, if a newbie asks a simple question w/o researching the sacred archives. That's why this site is here, not mutual psychological blow jobs.
Been here off and on since 2001 and lived in CR and Rio a loooong time.
Been to Recife,Fortaleza,Santos, Belo,Brasilia,FdI,Floripa,Salvador,Palmas(?),Angra,Buzios,SP,Vitoria,Pt.Alegre and got locked in L'Uomo one nite with Diana(the only). Played in CR, Panama, Colombia,SanAndres,Aus,PI,Spain,Honduras,Peru,Fiji,France,UK,Argentina,Italy,Belize,Jamaica,Germany,Canada,H.I.,Venezuela,Chile,Aruba,Curacao,St.Martin,Barts,Antigua,Cuba,VI,PR and DR. Some of them more than twice, ooooh wow.

And the best part is I don't need any pics or war stories to post anything I want anytime I want. OkieDokie? Geez did I overreact, where is my medication?

Be nice, children.

Les-

Do check the info already posted here on BH.
I've only had dealings with on escort agency in BH:

http://www.garotaspink.com/principal-acompanhantes-bh.htm

No doubt there are others.

The best site for info is GPGUIA, but it's blocked in the US.

Boa sorte!

If anyone needs to get on www.gpguia.net, send me a PM and I'll give you the instructions for using a proxy server so that you can get in.

Hey, if Scooby wrote a destination guide on Medellin before he ever went there, then you should be allowed to right a trip report before going there to. Shit, just do like that guy from Canada and write a trip report and post pics without even going at all. That's a real time and money saver.

And there's always MasterBate's infamous Jakarta report...

Yeah, that one seems to be taking quite a while to get written.

Gotcha,

"got locked in L'Uomo one nite with Diana(the only)."
Now this would be an excellent read, how about a TR !


CFK

perusing the garotas pink site leaves the impression that BH garotas differ from those in Rio in several key respects - they appear to be bustier on average, do only covered BJs and are less likely to be completa. Is this agency typical in these regards of BH p4p scene in general?

Gotcha, my point had nothing to do with where you have been, so I am not sure why you took the time to go into all of that. The point was 5 posts and you gotta be a dick? then your follow up was even more abrasive. I think there is a rule that you have to have 9 posts before you can be an asshole.

BTW, with all of the places you have been why not post some useful info.

Guys,

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on January 31, 2009)

This is getting a bit ridiculous. Although Les Satire's post was not a trip report, it takes awhile to get this board figured out, with the chat areas, Treeview, DiscusSearch and what have you.

I don't think you can blame someone new to the board for taking awhile to get things figured out.
I was probably on the board for a year before I got around to using TreeView.

Although BH is not one of the most covered destinations, most of the information on this board about it can be found by clicking on TreeView (on the left) and then following the links to South America, Brazil, and then Belo Horizonte. Hopefully, once Les satire checks out the posts on this site, he will find something helpful and will return the favor by posting his experiences once he spends some time there.

Also www.gpguia.net can be very helpful although as noted normally cannot be accessed from the U.S. anymore (damnit!) although Riojake was kind enough to offer to help us on that as needed. It is in Portuguese though which can be a problem for some.

I still get back to the first post on this topic.

Someone should at least try looking around before yelling help. We all had to look around a little.

Why did this guy at least try?

Even saying that I loooked around and did not find anything is ok, but just saying I an new give me all the answers is the best thing in the world.

MM

Gotcha I agree with you 99%, LOL :-D

Laguy, everyone has posted stuff in the wrong section. I know I have. I am pretty sure most of the posts are guys just fucking around. No one is serious. ok, maybe half serious.

AZ,

I pity the next shit flinger that gets you. I expect a full Charlie Bronson-style response from you

Not that I hold a grudge or anything, but one day I will have my revenge on the shit flingers.

I expect the revenge to be swift and complete . . . .

I don't think you understand - AZ got hit by the flingers and spent HOURS on the sidewalk over the following couple of days, trying to get them back. I advised him that if it ever happened again to pepper spray the cleaner when he kneels down, but I didn't advocate Mr. Majestic to waste time trying to get nailed again.

Here's some info on Belo Horizonte

http://maps.google.com/?q=http://bitchmaps.com/kmz/bh.kmz

There's also maps for Rio and Sampa, very good work on the part of the mapmakers. And you can get to gpguia from the links. Search "bitch maps" on google.

Southtexdude,

I clicked on several of the links to gpguia and they all led to no permission to access error messages. The maps are really cool though. There must be thousands of venues in Rio.

MM that's weird. Mine works with no problem. Are you clicking on the link that pops up in the balloon on the map? Might be that I registered with gpguia a few years ago, don't know. Also I'm using firefox as a browser if that makes a difference.

Yes, Im clicking the link in the baloon on the map. lots of guys on this board have been reporting for some time now that gpguia cant be accessed outside of Brasil. Are you in Brasil now?

FYI. I am also clicking on the link that is in the baloon on the map and I am getting a no permission to access error message.

Why is this site only available inside Brazil?