Gentlemen, I need help, I know absolutely nothing about vibrators! I admit, I was one of those cavemen who believed that "As long as my dick is hard, than a woman doesnt need a vibrator". However, after reading all these trip reports about women having damn near out of body experiences when they use vibrators, I think its time this old dog learns a new trick!

Could someone give me a tutorial on vibrators. I have heard names like "the Rabbit" and seen that Victoria Secret commercial advertising "the touch". Anyone have experiences with these two?

Can I wash vibrators with soap and water? I would imagine there would be a serious smell after a couple of uses. How exactly would I use them? Do I just hand them to her and let her go to work? How do you eat pussy with that vibrator moving all around, wouldnt your tongue get caught? hahaha! Do the women just place it on thier clit while you fuck? Are vibrators better than dildos?

As you guys can see, I am a complete newbie when it comes to sex toys!! Can someone please educate me!! THX in advance!!

Best one going, in my estimation (and with countless rave reviews from GdPs in Brasil) is the Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket. There are several different versions available (search Amazon.com) at different price points. I've found the good ones on sale for as little as $12. There are some models, like the Chocolate Pocket Rocket, that you can often find for under $10 on Amazon. I have a boxful of those and a bunch of Doc Johnson i-Vibe pocket rockets, which come in various colors. The strawberry (pink) ones are very popular, and the girls will regularly beg to be given it as a gift.

There are waterproof ones, but unless you plan on using it in a jaccuzzi, stick with the standard ones. Clean it with a little alcohol on a cloth.

Girls in Brasil like to stimulate their clit while you fuck them in the ass. Or they'll rub it on their clit while you do them "de quatro." You wouldn't use one on a girl while going down on her (redundancy).

Finally, most girls seem to prefer vibrators to dildos. At least that's my experience.

BD:

You are one of the CH ambassadors to the world, but your categorical unsubstantiated statement the "vibrators are better than dildos" is aavery unscientific statement.

I think we need more opinions of this buddy, more investigations.

Can anyone else chip in here?

Your recommendation could cause major problems if you were wrong.

How would you feel then?

MM

BD:

1. How long do the batteries last in the units?

2, How many times can s woman orgasim in 1 hr with Dr. Johnson?

3. Is there any danger to a woman to overusing a Dr. Johnson?

4. What is the average time to orgasm with a Dt Johnson?

Obviously, there is lots of scientific investigations remaing to be done here.

MM

MM-

1. How long do the batteries last in the units?

They last longer than any GdP has lasted.

2, How many times can s woman orgasim in 1 hr with Dr. Johnson?

Depends on the girl, of course.

3. Is there any danger to a woman to overusing a Dr. Johnson?

Yes. We used to have to take the vibrator away from Angelica (of KM fame) or she would ignore us completely.

4. What is the average time to orgasm with a Dt Johnson?

Depends on the girl. For Angelica it was about 45 seconds. For others it is longer. Based on my studies, the mean time to orgasm is 4 minutes, 17.3 seconds, with a standard deviation of one minute, 34.6 seconds.

BTW, I made no statement suggesting that vibrators are better than dildos. I said most girls seem to prefer vibrators... Yes, more research is needed. I'll be back doing more field research soon.

BD:

You are a plethora of knowledge that I can only hope to begin to imitate.

I wish you the best in your scientific studies, and may your thirst for knowledge never be quenched.



MM

the jack rabbit is a great one but a little pricy. There are other models in that range with the same feautres that are cheaper. What is great with the rabbit like ones are the multiple modes and modes of operation (push/pull, circular motion, etc) and the simultaneous clitorus action. Girls particularly like the ones with the beads. Expect to pay around $100. They sell a medical wash for these. I would use that first before just soap and water. You can wrap a condom around most of it except for the clitorus stimulation part. Don't forget to walk with extra batteries. Also for some reason they are very, very expensive in brazil. A little pocket rocket works great as a companion. The hitachi magic wand with attachments also is good. try googling california exotics and amazon.com for both.

Ahh. Angelics from KM, I remember her well. Here's a typical picture of Angelica doing what she really loved to do.

CH management, I'm hoping the vibrator is covering up enough.

There is a very cheap vibrator-dildo that can be bought at Walgreens ($9.00) sells as a "personel massager". The device opens into two halves and the battery goes inside. On my last trip I was using this on a naive little Thai girl and in the heat of her passion the device seperated leaving the front half inside her pussy. There was about twenty minutes where I was worried about having to go to the ER to get it taken out. When I did get it out there was a lot of trauma involved. The girl wanted to go home after that and tend to her "injured pussy"

As bad as all this sounds I have used this device on maybe fifty or more women and all the other times the results were very positive. I think Doc Johnson my be what I use from now on.

What happened to the battery?

There are basically 3 kinds of vibrators. The basic pocket rocket type models which stick to the fundamentals - they are intended for external stimulation of the clitoris. There are models which aim to stimulate the G-Spot, and then the all itches scratched models which work both the clit and the G-spot - these are the "Rabbit" vibrators as far as I know.

I always carry an inexpensive pocket rocket type model with me to TJ and keep it in my room. Only chicas who come for TLNs or extended sessions have access and most of them decline to accept the pleasure. Mexican girls are either close minded or more often, in denial about their sexual eagerness or don't want to admit an interest in pleasuring themselves. Gringas in my home city of L.A. are 99% already owners of vibrators most of their adult lives - a plain necessity, so no need or opportunity to take them on the journey.

The mexicanas who go for it are chewing the pillows so their screams of ecstasy won't wake up the whole hotel. These chicas always take the vibrator home with them as a gift.

Real simple, just apply some lube to the tip and to the chica if she isn't already wet, and spell the alphabet on her clit just as you would lick it with your non-electrified tongue. When she's good and wet explore for the G-Spot with your digits and if you hit it, you could be in trouble. Either way, be prepared for all hell to break loose. Also, what goes around cums around so be prepared for massive reciprocation from your gratified chica.

The 'Orgasmatron' comes to mind!

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on September 15, 2009)

Wow, the pocket rocket looks like the way to go! Will pick a couple of them up before the next trip, see what happens!