I just left Barranquilla after a week. I am looking for a wife--sort of--if I run across something spectacular. I did not find any keepers in Barranquilla. I had a lot of cancelled dates and a few rainouts believe it or not.

I thought I found one when I took her out the first time. On the second date I realize that I had been tricked again. She did not look like the same person.

This would have been a complete waste of my time if I had not visited the world famous Lusitania´s. They have some real superstars, but everything about LDV is preferable to me.

Lusitania´s is a lot more dimly lit than LDV, and there are more hurdles to clear before you reach the finish line. LDV is like a nightclub. Lusitania´s is like a strip club without the back to back strip shows.

If you look at a girl in Lusitania´s they are all up on you while you are trying to scope out another girl. At LDV you can holla at multiple chicas, make a deal and then be gone in less than 60 seconds.