I decided on this new thread because several clubs have the two-fers on tueday and several more are thinking about it.

Last Tuesday I (mostly) had a great time.

I really like the $5 laps at the clubs. It seems that on Tuesday the girls sem to give nastier dances.

I started at Rio's at around 7:00 pm. After crossing the border and entering Rio's I noticed that I had little money. I had left my clip in my other pants in my truck on the othr side. Rather than going all the way back I decided to use what monet I had and see what I got.

As Laps were $5 at Rio's It is important to pick the right girl and wear the right clothes. My Typical attire is a loose-fitting Hawaiin Shirt and my patented Lap Dance Shorts. These are oversized SILK running shorts I purchase every time I go to Europe. (I can't find them here) These shorts have a slightly heavier silk than silk boxers do and so the "wear" better. They aslo have ample room to allow the girls easy access to the goodies. The Girls appreciate them as they feel better to gring on than regular cloth.

That being said I found the girls at Rio more than accomodating. One girl actually got nude and nasty and took my hand and guided it to her crotch where she allowed my to bang away, while she moved her hand into my shorts for a very enthusiastic hand job. So good were these "laps" I got 3 of them.

Now the down side. The VIPS were $10 or two fer twenty, I decided after I had bargained with a chica for a BJ for $20, I decided to "only" get a single $10 VIP. My reasoning was because the last time I had got about 25 minutes for twenty and my timing of another person getting a VIP was about the same for that night.

So I figured I'd get at least 10 minutes. WRONG, after about 4-5 minutes, a knock came on the door, and the chica had only just began. I was so incensed after looking at my watch and seeing what time had elapsed, that I ignored the pleas by the chica for another $10 "to finish", and the ticket sellers who knew how long it was and were quickly offering another VIO session for $10 "to finish" that I left.

No doubt, If you buy the 2fer ones VIPs for 20 you'll get the full 20-25 minutes, and I've had good cheap session there, but trying this SHORT time scam is too much, and I told the head ticket seller there too.

I still had about $40 so I headed to Obsessions. It was early there and the crowd was thin and the ticket seller told me they were offering 2 dances for the price of one on the floor only for $7. They had a couple of particularly good looking women here. There was this one who was a real hardbody and wore a stars and stripes bikini who gave an exceptional under the pant hand job and did a litttle lick or two. She offered FS for $80 but I'm almost sure I could knock her down to 40-50. This was at Obessions remember, they are not noted for offering a lot a extra's for reasonable prices. I also noticed that quite a few, but not all, of the booths had paper taped over the little windows on the doors. These are good signs.

With this incentive I headed back to my car to retrieve my other cash. But rather going back to Obsessions. I headed to Lipsticks. It was about 9:30 or 10 by now and lipsticks was only about a 1/4 full with about 8 girls.

I hooked up with Paula Paulo??, a big chested sexpot that gave an icredible lap upstairs in the back. She was literally giving me a bbbj before I caved in and got 2 $15 VIPS. We get into the VIP and she wants $100. I remembered that she always tells gringo that, but she will go F/S for quite a bit less. Anticipating something like this I had previously put $50 into a separate pocket. I then pleaded, poverty pulled out the cash from my now empty pockets and after a second of hesitation, she agreed to the $50. This was still a bit more than I usually pay but she did have an awesome body

WOW. The session was increadible. A bbbj and then she almost demanded I go down on her, which I did, after about 5-10 minutes of this my ears and head were hurting as she had them clamped so tight.

When we got down to doing it, we tried about 4 different position, and were getiing seriously sweaty, (no AC) After about 15 minute of coupling like a couple of weasels in heat, we finished. My watch showed over 30 minute and still no knock. t cleaned up and she then gave me a liplock-tongue down the throat kiss to end it all.

Some nite.

Two-fer-Tuesdays. YEAH


OG

Nice report! Sounds like you had a good time, and thanks for the report. I haven't done the Nogales trip for awhile because it seemed prices were starting to get out of control. I may have to try and give it a once over just to satisfy my curiousity.
Cheers,
elfman

Nice report. Personally, I prefer lap dances to privates because the girls tend to climb all over you and your hands can roam. A fuller experience, where you can really get into her. So my question is: I've only been to Nogales once, and I'm wondering if anyone has had a dancer make him cum during the lap dances. I would much rather have a few inexpensive hot, wild, nasty laps that ended in a mess all over the place than a wham-bam expensive private. Anyone?

Jon - well, maybe I should be ashamed to say this but... (my friend looked at me like some kind of loser when I told him). I went to Lipstick's one time and, having "saved it" all week for the occasion, I got a couple laps from some chica (don't remember name or description), but she was the best bump-n-grind lap dancer I ever had, and into the second lap dance, I messed my shorts. She's one of those Amercan juice-bar type dancers that likes to try to jerk you off with her ass! (No one noticed - whew...) Hey, I have no regrets! LOL I don't have many disappointing lap dances at Lipsticks - they're the best. Some chicas will even pull your the tip of your willy(still in your underwear, of course) out of your pants a little and grind it. One chica let me finger her panocha under the panties - many of them will let you rub them over their panties, too. You're a man after my own tastes, hombre. Who needs a private, anyway ;-)

BTW, once she's made YOU cum with a lapdance, you might want to move on to the next step: making HER cum during the lapdance. I don't see anyone in these places running around saying, "hey, hands off!" Try this: get a lapdance (or a few) upstairs at Lipstick's on a slow night, way in the back (when no one's around). My money says that, with the right chica, you might just be able to get HER to cum right there at the table. Stranger things have happened in these places. Any takers?

Are there 2 for 1 dances on Tuesday at any of the clubs? Do Rio's and Lipstick still have this going? What about any other clubs?

why just on tuesday? some of the clubs, even on saturday will give 2for1 if you make a deal when you buy the tickets. I've found it's best not to let the girl know about the deal. sometimes they get bitchy if they know up front

SunDevil - In Placer, just ask the guy that sells the ticket. He'll get the manager to sign it for two for one. Never had much trouble getting it.

does Rio's still have 2 for 1 dances on Tuesdays? do any of the other clubs have 2 for 1 dances as well

Some do if you ask for it. I think Rio does still.

rio and lipstick are supposed to be giving two for ones on tuesdays, so does cherrys...

Pretty sure I saw a 2 for 1 Tuesdays sign in Rio's recently.

Two fers on Tues. are still at Rio's. They haven't posted any signs for the last year, but every time I've been there I have had the discount extended to me. If a masero doesn't volunteer the info, ask what the specials are if he doesn't mention the two fer, then ask what happened to it?. Its a long standing discount at Rio's, but a couple of the ticket sellers will convienently forget it, and then pocket the extra.

If you're a semi-regular and they know you, you'll always get the discount, or they will always volunteer the info to you about the discounts, but there are a few employees at the club will try to "conveniently" forget.

According to on of the few maseros I trust, this is what happened at Lipstick, a few years ago: There were a few employees, that didn't tell customers about the discounts, especially to anyone who looked to be a new gringo or didn't speak spanish. Instead they would pocket the difference between the discounted privado and the real price, shorting the club AND the chicas who traditionally get half the privado price. This caused many of the good chicas to leave, and set off the decline at the club.

If you remember, several years ago, there were all sorts of deals and specials for every night of the week, a lot of them dealt with the cost of laps or privados. It became such a headache for the managers to try and keep track of the "deals" and to prevent the masero's, waitstaff, ticket sellers., et al. from pocketing the diference, that many just quit offering deals. I was witness to this one time, when arriving at Lipstick one nite on a tuesday, minutes before the doors were to open, I peered in and saw a ticket seller tear down the signs that were promoting the 2x1 privados. When the club opened I asked the ticket seller they were offering 2 fers? He replied, NO, it was the regular price. I sat there, and was about to leave after finishing my beer, when another ticket seller came up to me and offered me the 2fer1. I told him, I thought the 2fer were dicontinued, and he said no, thet always offered them on tuesday.
I then related to him what I saw and what I was told. I didn't see those ticket sellers for the rest of the evening. Fired hopefully, but there were probably plenty to take their place. It dawned on me later that this probably happened all the time if the signs were not up to inform the public. Many of the managers find it a pain to keep them up and up to date, so they got lax and didn't maintain them. leading to abuses.

This has led me to ask whenever I go into the clubs, on whatever night, to always ASK what, if any specials today. I'm usually flabergasted to get 2 fer 1 beers, free laps or 2 x1 laps and privados, or the waiving of the 3 privado rule at some of the clubs. Just ask...but do it all the time.

OG