Laura

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By Mrbill on Saturday, August 25, 2001 - 01:19 pm:  Edit

Laura is a waitress at Placer's, at least on the Saturday night I did her recently. Since she really doesn't have any distinguishing characteristics (avg height, morena, long hair, etc), let's just say she's the waitress named Laura (LAH-OOH-RAH) at Placer's.

Amiable and acommodating but not quite GFE. Very pretty, though. Very nice bod, too. No real outstanding physical features, it's "just right" all over. Great legs, great ass, very close to the perfect set of, real B/C cup titties. And if you're into that kinda thing, a very nice and SWEET tasting panocha. I got her down from $50 to $40 very easily. I almost think she didn't know how much to ask for, since she wouldn't asnwer to "how much?" And this was on a fairly busy Saturday, so I think $40 max should be no problem.

Session not quite GFE but friendly and acommodating. Let me cunnilinguificate and do her every which way. I will long remember that sweet, soft light-brown ass bumping up against me, her sweet-tasting panocha and those soft, sweet B/C cups.

Looks - 8.5
Body - 8.5
Attitude - 7
Performance - 7
Overall - 8
Would do again - yup :)

Just go to Placer's and ask for LAH-OOH-RAH. (Oh, I forgot. She hooked me up with a couple free Tecate's afterwards. Maybe 'cause she can do that. YMMV)

P.S. If you read my other post about her in the "Status of the Nogales Scene" thread, and were wondering why her points dropped a little, it's just because I had pussy on the brain at the moment (er, more so than usual). Still a great ride, though.

Enjoy!

By MrBill on Friday, October 12, 2001 - 02:37 pm:  Edit

Went to Placer's Thursday at about 10:00 PM. Pretty busy for a Thursday night. Placers is apparently the place to be in Nogie these days. Kayla wasn't there - DAMN!! - but Laura (LAH-OO-RAH) was. Woo-hoo!

Laura is the waitress that looks just like a 23 year-old Mexican Sophia Lauren. If that is not to your liking, then God help you.

I had already bust my nut back at Conga (see report), so I just cashed in my lapdance ticket for a privado and said re: Laura - BRING HER TO ME.

Laura greeted me like a long lost friend. These chicas do have memories like elephants, but I don't know if she remembered me or not. I think she must have. Damn, this girl is a lot of fun. I knew I made the right choice. She's every bit as pretty as I remembered - and her body is just as perfect, too. Face 9.0, body 9.0, attitiude, 9.0. Not bad for a waitress. She was in a hurry to party - not a good sign, but WTF. Off we go. I wanted to finish my half-drunk beer first, but she just brought it along for the party. Good girl!

In the booth, all the clothes came off. Lots of grope, grope, grope - just like I like it. Especially with a body like that. Great legs, great ass, flaca, dream-like real B/C-cups. What's not to like?? Another GFE lapdance... I know they're all supposed to be GFEs, but some are DEFINITELY more GFE than others. Another reason to love Laura. She's got a fun attitude, too. When I sensed that the session was drawing to a close, I figrued I'd tongue her panocha a bit - because I like that, and because maybe it would buy me another precious minute or two. She got about as excited as Amanda back at Conga - maybe just a little here and there. But, DAMN, that pussy tastes good!! I can suck a pussy like that all night if she'd let me. Absolutely no aftertaste - how does she do that?

Side note - I always ask Laura why she doesn't dance, because she's so damned hot. I think she finally told me, or I inferred, that it's because she wouldn't make any more money dancing. She might be right. I've heard that about another waitress I know. Anyway, having been Laurified, there was simply nothing else to do at Placer's. So I split.

Laura - recommended... big time.

MrBillO--- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

By MrBill on Monday, October 22, 2001 - 01:17 pm:  Edit

Oh, nooooo! Laura is gone, for now. She's dancing in some club in Obregon, Mexico. The 23-year-old Mexican Sophia Lauren - gone...

MrBillO--- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

By Phoenixguy on Monday, October 21, 2002 - 09:07 am:  Edit

MrBill, there was a LAH-OOH-RAH at Placer's this past weekend - dancing. Dunno if it's the same girl, but this girl pretty well put all the other girls in the club to shame in the looks department. I got two lap dances from her, but the attitude just wasn't there to entice me to spend more $$$ on her. YMMV

By MrBill on Monday, October 21, 2002 - 07:20 pm:  Edit

Thanks for the tip, PG. "My" Laura looks like Sophia Lauren and/or Maria Bartiromo (of CNBC). She's fairly dark skinned, big lips and big, cat eyes (rrrrrowwwww...) She was at LB a while ago, but has been off to have a kid. Sound like her?

By Phoenixguy on Monday, October 21, 2002 - 09:59 pm:  Edit

Dunno - don't see a resemblance myself. Maybe it's a different Laura.

By Phoenixguy on Saturday, July 26, 2003 - 10:58 pm:  Edit

Well gents, the Laura I mentioned (picture online under Placers at http://www.ladiesofnogales.com) is out of CRREDA (aka rehab) and again working at Placers.

By Justdan on Sunday, July 27, 2003 - 06:27 am:  Edit

A more important question.....

Is Hera out of rehab and working again ;)

By Happyboy on Sunday, July 27, 2003 - 02:46 pm:  Edit

hey JD, been awhile.. How was the TJ trip?? didnt see any of your posts..

By Justdan on Sunday, July 27, 2003 - 05:15 pm:  Edit

Hey Happyboy,

Tj was great, it was a perfect time to get out of the oven at home, ya know? Got laid 4 times over my time in TJ, the best was definetly the massage parlor girl (Karina). Did a AB girl and a couple of CC girls. Thinkin bout another trip in Sept. or Oct. if any of you Nogiphiles are interested......

Btw. have you heard from MrBill or MrsBill???? I've heard nuthin from him for several weeks. Hope he's ok. Let me know if you know anything.

If you wanna hook up at Macayos for happy hour sometime let me know.

By Phoenixguy on Sunday, July 27, 2003 - 05:25 pm:  Edit

Just read back through the posts in this thread, and thought I'd mention - I did eventually end up hotel dating the Laura pictured on Ben's ladiesofnogales site (last Nov?). Despite my long ago comment about attitude, she turned out to be a pretty nice hotel date. Stayed the night and never asked for an extra dime.


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