Don't know why I haven'tposted about this place before, but I have probably spent more PorkerPesos(tm) here than in any other placein Monterrey. They claim to be open 24x7 thurs-sundayPM, and I have been here after 10 PM on those days, which may mean it's true. I do most of my business in the afternoons, thouh, and this place usually has 4-5 chicas in the afternoons, several of the big tit variety that I can't get enough of. The current favorite is named Lucy, a 20 year old with natural DD cups. They are made all the more remarkable because of her extreme shortness. This chick wouldn't break 5 feet in high heels. She also has freakish nipples. An inch long when aroused.

The prices vary here depending on the day and how much they think they can get out of you. The MOST I have been quoted, though (before 10 PM, anyway) is 200 pesos). Some girls hustle for tips on top of that, saying no touching of tits without a 50 peso propina. Lucy does this, but good naturedly. She holds a hard line on wanting 150 pesos tip, though, to kiss those beauties. I always take the 50 peso add-on, but have successfully refused the 150 add-on. THAT is too much!

Anyway... Yet another place to hit on the MP tour in Monterrey.

At some point this place changed it's name to "Hot Service", but I have no idea what it's going by these days. They are indeed open until at least 4-5 AM on weekend nights, and "Ib6" got a couple of hotties here in the later hours a couple weeks back. But at 300 pesos after 9 PM plus a tip that is usually HIGHLY optional in the daytime, it's no bargain for Monterrey. And then one of his girls supposedly wore headphones throughout the entire session... UGH!

One other thing to note: This place supposedly offers outcall service to your room with rates starting at 600 pesos for an hour. You might wanna check out the selection in person, though, before ordering in. The chicas here though (all 4 or 5) are usually at least decent.

It's now called Hot Service. One of my Texas amigos' girls was working the afternoon shift today and she is a HOT blonde, hair done up in braided pigtails today. Probably the best looking chica I have ever seen in a Monterrey MP. The good news about this is that before 9 PM, she can only charge 200 pesos for the half hour like everyone else. The bad news is that I am pretty much married to a chica here and can't fuck around...

Oh, and re: the hot blonde, the one review I heard was that she was a dead fish. At least today she didn't have her headphones on! She gave me a look like 'WTF are you talking about'? when I asked her where they went! Didn't smile the entire 10 minutes I was in the lobby waiting for the fave. Ugh.

This place charged me 170 pesos when I was in Monterrey a few months ago.

The girls were nice.

Explorer, they actually list a promotion of 100 pesos if you can get there before noon, though I am pretty sure the normal daytime price is back to 200 instead of 170 like it was for a month or so. The ad in the Sol says 'full service', but the CTDTT ('chica that did the talking'), said the promotion was only for a 15 minute 'relax' (handjob). Still, a door fee of 100 instead of 200 gives you a LITTLE more leverage to negotiate a tip with the girl.

6, if you're reading this, what was the blonde hottie headphone girl's name?

Took the hit for El Puerco, had to try it. Pretty grim. I can now say I have been there! One funny part was that the breaker for the swamp cooler (NOT referigation (sp)) popped about the same time I did. If you want cheap, this works, otherwise, the Sandy m/n will fall into other pockets

This place offers delivery service to your hotel. I believe the price is 600 pesos for one hour. If they ask for taxi fare, don't worry too much about it. It's probably only 2-3 bucks for the ride. The number I have on a rather old business card is 8374-0645. If that doesn't work, getting a copy of the afternoon Sol newspaper should have the current #.

This place is no longer in business.

My friend, I was just thinking about you!!!
Please report to the Monterrey HQ... the guys want to hear your most recent adventures at SEA!!!

Second the motion. My rambles have takes me afar, but not South of Tejas. Regio, I think about you often, and am looking forward to another lunch and hielo soon!

Sandy
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