Sometimes you kind the strangest things in old e-mail files:



circa 1998

i've been down to BT a few times and haven't and don't ever plan to see that shit.

whatever floats your boat i guess.

This place is bullshit gentleman. On a weekend maybe 20 "girls" although the majority seem to be TV's. Never seen the show and don't want to. Last year I was down there with a black dude from Alabama. One of these know it all, raised on a farm. Drunk on his ass he was going to show us how to handle a mule. Went up behind the donkey, grabbed it;s tail and a second or two later was on his ass in the mud with donkey prints on his chest. Hilarious!

HAH!

That's pretty cool BJ..BJ? Heyyyyyy!

I saw the donkey outside and asked one of the meseros when the show started and got a Revo type "in ten minutes" answer. Ended up at other clubs and wandering the compound more, glad to hear I didn't miss much.

You missed nothing!

What was funny was to go in there with a group of mongers that included this real loud-mouth obnoxious asshole and get him to go (un-beknownst) with the same old chica that had "done" the donkey less than an hour before. (Back a couple of years ago the show included some actual contact between one of the hags and the "old" donkey). That was worth the price of the trip, alone. The "new" young donkey wasn't doing anything but simulated sex the last time I was there.
ECJuan

I don't know. I've heard they still had the show but it is something that doesn't interest me in the least plus the high percentage of TV's that work there. Besides, across the street at the Maribu, I've got a lady that I am pretty serious about. Matter of fact, last time it was to her Casa on a Friday night for an all nighter. Cost? 0, nadie, cero!!! Unless you count the diamond necklace I gave her for Christmas. $60.00 at service Merchandise. Left the $200.00 price tag on it by "mistake";}

Martha's Donkey show. Getting overun by TV's mas o mas! Avoid it!

Talking to some drunk Texan dudes (SHOCKING!!!) a month or so back, they told me that the 'chick' that did the new donkey (I guess it's old enough now) looked a LOT like a dude. Guess Redongdo has a new fave-a-waiting!!!

In that place, nothing would surprise me!

Maybe it WAS Redongdo! He does get pretty drunk, and I've seen him with girls that didn't look much better than that donkey. ;^)

TELL ME IT ISN"T SO!!!! NOT MI AMIGO REDONGDO!!!!!!

That's as bad as the time I found out my hero Bozo was a transvestite! (Or was that Pee Wee Herman?) No, it was Dubya!

Hey it may be a Donkey but it said it loved me....and I believe it!

Redongdo,

"Mi rub you rong time" doesn't count, dude.

Sorry.

Dem Gnomes

Hey!

You been messin' with mi favorita?

Think I'll name her "Donkey Pie" and start posting all the great times I have with her!

[blows whistle] Personal foul.

[one hand in front of eyes, one hand over ear]
Horrifying mental image.

15 yards.

Dem Gnomes

Sounds like you found yourself a nice piece of ass, Red!

(sorry... couldn't resist)

Quit it!!!! I'm laffing so fuckin hard I can't see!

Borderjumper,

Well if you can't see I hope you don't end up wandering into the Western in Boystown.


Farsider,

Thank you. Donkey Pie is a real cutie. She's thinking of getting a Zebra Stripe job but I told her she doesn't need it.

DONKEY PIE... This IS some funny shit.

Hey Red;

I just noticed in the photo that "Donkey Pie" has blue eyes... what a BABE!

Red, now I understand the motivation behind "Soy Donkey".

You probably won't be able to talk her out of udder enhancement, either, Red.

Red your girlfriend is kinda hairy ?
But i have seen hairer scarier chicas in the zona

Milky

Donkey Pie gives GREAT golden showers too... just look at the photo for proof.

Stop it !!
I am getting all horny !!!

Hair pie !!!

take care
Milky