MrBill's Nogales Page! - (nogales.clubhombre.com/mrbill)

Hi, Kids! MrBill has put together a little Nogales page for you. The Pictures section is ready - with photos of the city including our world-famous lapdance/quickie bars, hotels, etc. Coming soon is a map of Nogales featuring points of interest to the Nogie monger. I will hopefully be adding more content soon. Your comments and suggestions are welcome!

Enjoy, kids!

MrBillO^™--- ~ Still the king of the GFE lapdance... ~

Good stuff bud, esp. the commentary. Cant wait to see more :-)

justdan

great photos, mr. bill... But i WOULD NOT recommend to take pics of the ladies without their permission.. There are some ladies that
frequent this board, and if her pic was on here
she would be agitated...just a word of caution...
of course, if they agree its cool...

Excellent work Mr. Bill!
I'm homesick already.

Thanks, all. It was a fun project.

JD - thanks - more to come when the opportunity arises.

HP - thanks - I have no plans to post any chica photos - Nogie is a small town, if you know what I mean...

NB - thanks - you, too? ;-)

MrBillO^™- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

congratulations Mr.Bill!!!
you did really a good job...

Thanks, Baby!

So... you're not still mad at me?

MrBillO^™--- ~ President of the Baby fan club... ~

Nice job MrBill. Let me know if I can help with any of my Nogales knowledge.

Placers is really that ugly orange color? Never seen it in the daylight.

Cool homepage Mr. Bill
Nogales is still on my "to do" list :-)

SB

Roberto - I will tap your knowledge of Nogie when I get around to making that map - and when you're buying me that first beer... ;-)

Bluelight - yeah, it is rather strange to be in Nogie during the day... It is kind of orange, but I tweaked the colors a bit for effect.

Salsa - Nogie is worth the trip if you're in the area - I've got to cross NL off my "to do" list, too.

Thanks all,

MrBillO^™- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

Hey,

Nice page there Mr. Bill. I haven't taken any photo's on that side of the border but I will have too next time I get down that way, probably a few months. :`(

Nogales Map Ready!

- (nogales.clubhombre.com/mrbill - click the "map" link)

Hi, Kids! Boy, do we have something special for you today! MrBill finally finished his homework assignment and prepared a map of MrHand's favorite field trip destination - Nogales! (I wonder why MrHand likes going to Nogales so much - we go there every time!)

I got all the clubs on there except for Titanic - but I don't think it's even on that map... (Baby?) Anyway, I'll be adding some hotels and restaraunts to the map for my next homework assignment (MrHand is always making me do homework assignments about Nogales. He must be obsessed with that place!)

See you next time, kids! Bye-bye!!

MrBillO^™--- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter ~

wow pretty cool..if you look at the titanic discussion, the baby dancer gives and address of .......Elias Calles #1641 , so i guess you can put titanic on that long strip of ave... I dont know where #1641 is...but i would guess its about a mile or so in town....

MrBill, those pictures of Hotel Andres sure do look different after being there. WOW! It really looks like that - but the clorine smell is missing. lol. How about adding the Hotels(friendly and unfriendly to chicas) to the map. Thinking about Hotel Miami this weekend, but I promised Venus Plaza Nogales. I'm sure she will forgive me

Well, if that gas station shown near the bottom of the map is the one I think it is, it's between the border and Hotel Granada, which is about a 10 minute walk. So if Titanic's a mile from the border, I doubt it would be on that map.

In any case - nice job MrB. The map should be handy for newcomers to Nogi.

Hey,
You could put a smiley face for chica friendly hotels and a Mr. Yuck face for the bad bad people who descriminate against such lovely ladies who are, after all, only trying to sooth some poor man's ills.

Lord Blackrose

Mr Bill,

You did an excellent job on the map.

Thank you very much.

Mr. Bill,

nice job, but where's the Congo?

I'm not sure I'll get a chance to visit again (live in Texas). It was interesting visiting on my own before I knew about ClubHombre and Redsnake (about that time).

Nuevo Laredo is a looooooong way from Houston compared to Phoenix and especially Tucson.

EmailKid

Mr. Bill,

Great map. Is the numbering of the clubs based on your preference?

Thanks for the feedback, y'all. I will try to put *references to* Conga and Titanic on the map (i.e. pointers, because they won't fit on that map - too far south). The numbers are in no particular order.

I'll try to add hotels in the near future (the only non-chica-friendly hotel I know of is Colonial).

MrBill

Great job on the map Mr. Bill!!!!

How about the dance clubs too. Coco Loco, La Jungla, Gitano's, the new Cherry's, etc. Restaurants too if you have the time. Great job!!

Gee, thanks a WHOLE lot, you get this done AFTER I already leave for my big Nogales adventure! :D

Seriously, thanks for working on this. It'll be nice for my next trip (and there WILL be a next trip!), especially if you add more cool stuff like restaurants and hotels (so I can stay on the MX side and not have to stop drinking early so i can drive!)

^C

Love this link Mr. Bill. I must visit Nogales some day soon. The laps in TJ are becomming expensive and boring. I understand that Nogales has the best laps at the best prices anywhere. Tell me the best place to get it done right.
email: lapdance4bob@yahoo.com
Thanks again,
Bob

Thanks, Bob.

Yes - Nogales is a lapdance paradise. Just go to Cherry's for afternoon action (before 9 PM) - Rio and Placer's (maybe stop in Lipstick, too) for action after 9 PM. The lapdances are as nasty as you wanna be and will run you $7-9 a song ($5 some places on Tuesdays).

Have fun and give us a report.

MrBill

Well done Mr. Bill.

I will be making a trip to Sierra Vista in May to work for a week. Flying into Tucson the 9th. Planning my first trip to Nogales that evening and that weekend. Maybe some weekday while there. Any one up for a trip or can give me info on the current best bang for the buck club?? Thanks in advance.

Grunt - basically stick to Cherry's, Placers and Rio. All other clubs pretty much suck these days.

Cherry's = open in afternoons, closes at 9 PM.
Placer's = hottest chicas
Rio's = cheapest lapdances

Mr. Bill, I really appreciate the posting, etc. However, the Happyboy comment and your comment about them "getting mad" about the photo's is f'ed up. Remember, this is free advertising for these girls. Also, they are NOT your girlfriend or wives. If they let you take a picture, post it!

Remember it is just sex, not love.

Why not take the lead then?

basically, greywolf, its out of respect for the ladies... Many of them come down here and work discreetly.. It would be safe to assume that many of the dancers DONT want their friends, family, or relatives to know what they do down there...I would just recommend that you should tell them, thats all, IMHO....I have been tempted to post pics, and in fact, posted a pic earlier in the year, then found out she didnt want her pic posted, so i had to take it down..

Hey Greywolf, I'd be careful about posting any pics without the girl's specific approval that's its ok for the internet. You never know who could get pissed off over it. The world is a very small place on the internet and there are hombre's you don't want as enemies. JMHO

Thanks MrBill I check out lacongo it was nice and I had a good time they had 3 women to pick from and all where 6to 8 I think I may have pay alittle to much 165 for 1 hour but it was good the old lady behind the bar was nice and helpful I will go back next time I will try to get a better price

Bag, glad you had a good time. Do you remember the girl's name? The price should be $65/half hr - $15 for the room and $50 for the girl (I think). So at the most, you should pay $130 -- but I usually tip the girl because they work for peanuts there (for Nogales, anyway). I would think you might be able to get away with paying $15 for the room and $50/half hour for the girl, so maybe $115 for the hour. You might try it, anyway.

Hi MrBill do you know if ladies of nogales site is good. I was think of use its e-mail to set up a hotel date with one of the women

Bag, that site is still up and going. I don't think the girls check their email very often, though.

Hi MrBill I think I got something new for you. I have a shop keeper on the main street who has 5 women that he will set you up with $50 for 2 hours. I have use them 2 times and it went well they were 6 to 8 and looks and very nice. I gave them a $60 tip which they did not ask for so I got 2 hour of fun for $110. He has his own place so you do not have to get a hotel. I am going to use them a few more times and if all stay good I will past his name and place.He is look for more people but before I send poeple I would like to use it a few more times just to be on the safe side. If he kept it going I think he will do will in nogales

Awesome, Bag! Keep up the good work and let us know how it goes.

Hi MrBill was in nogales today and check out Alex it was about 12:30pm but I found him. He had a nice girl short with big tits 100 for one hour Liza. Had a good time and Alex did ok by me. I will use him when I am not going to the clubs

You can call Alex at 011526313065356 ahead of time. If you get down there and can't locate him then you call 0446313065356.

Roberto: Is he available during the day / afternoon? I may taken him up on his services sometime.

Bag275 : Can you email me some specifics about Liza? nogi_boy@yahoo.com

Thank you!

Alex is available 24/7. He lives in Hotel Andres currently. It is located next to Lipstick.

Hey MrBill,

Like the map. Nice 'service' you provide there. <lol>

Lord Blackrose

I am going to Nogi next month. Has anyone been there recently? Anything new going on?

eastwood777.....what do u want to know? You can e mail me thru my website http://www.ladiesofnogales.com

Mr Bill I will be going to Nogales I have not been in 2 month is Alex still the man to see
And what club do you think is the best .
Tony

In my opinion the answer is yes. Go to the thread on him and call ahead of time.

Hey Tony.

Alex is the de-facto "Man" these days (for non-club chicas and party favors). Best club? Haven't been in a while, but Placer's has been the best for a while - Lord Black, Rio and Obsessions all tied for 2nd..

Good luck.

has anyone found out if/why Alex was in jail a couple of weeks ago?

Alex number is turn off anyone know what up

He has had a rough couple of weeks. It cost him $500 to get out of jail. In the process he lost his apartment, phone, and clothes. He is trying to get back on his feet as we speak. When I saw him last time he looked bad. I let him stay with me so he could get some rest. He is still around though. Just ask for him. Help him out if you can.

I was in nogales try to find Alex but no sign of him . I ask some of the street guy and none of them could find him. Well I hope he get back on his feet

Is Alex back up and running again if not whats the best bet in nogales I do not like the clubs that much

You could always go to the brothel "La Conga". Ask around for Gilberto in Placers and Lord Black. He can get semi-pros. You will need to speak Spanish though. Worst case scenario if you can't find any pimps, talk to the taxistas that work in front of the farmacia across from Rios. They can set you up with girls. The trick to finding Alex is going to Cherry's in the late afternoon. Ask Leslie the dancer for him and she can get him.

Roberto, you are truly the patron saint of Nogie mongers. My hat is off to you.

Could someone tell me how much you should pay for 1 hour at La Conga and whats the low down about this place. Thanks for the help I do miss Alex

I think you could get a chica plus room for about $55 or more.

I was in Nogales a few day ago could not find Alex so check out La Congo. Happy I did they had 5 nice looker pick one for a hour. She was great one of the best bj I have had in Nogales. She got me off two time and was lots of fun. Is Alex around our is it still hit or miss with him. Did he get his phone back on

I've seen Alex every time I've been down to Nogales lately (without even trying). Just ask around on the streets outside the bars. Somebody will know where he is. He says he has a phone, but I haven't managed to get the number yet (seems he and I are always going opposite directions). When I do get his number I'll post it on CH.

Here is a link for Alex's phone #
http://www.ladiesofnogales.com/alex.htm

Thanks Mr. Bill for the info sounds like a worthy trip

Derry,

Mr. Bill's info is very, very out of date. That stuff was posted almost five years ago, and Nogie is completely different now. Read the more recent threads (the fact that their isn't much should tell you all you need to know) for the latest scoop.

what ever happened to Mr. Bill?? He left arizona, moved to kansas, then possibly to the state of Washington, Seattle maybe?? i hope he is ok..

Just as well he moved away. Seeing Nogi in its current sad state would probably destroy the poor boy.

Justdan, do you have any info on him?

Hell, it's destroying me and I never spent as much time there as him. He's probably a walking shell.

LB

MrBill was kidnapped by Baby to be her personal sex slave.

or....

MrBill was kidnapped by Milkman to be his personal tranny sex slave.

no se nada

PapaC would have to be a prime suspect in any Mr. Bill disappearance.

Well, happy new year anyway.

I find it hard to believe that Mr. Bill never takes a look at this page. It is like he fell off the face of the earth. Mr. Bill, where are you?