1. For those who have been to Nogales recently, how is the return trip through security (walking, not driving)? Is there much of a wait?

2. Anyone had any really good lap dances in Nogales? Not the privados, but the ones down on the main floor. The kind where they reach in your pants with their hands, or, better yet, their mouths? Where can I find 'em?

Jerikson40

The pedestrian line at the border is usually nil. Now I usually hit it at nights after 9:00, during the daytime I dont know.

Part 2, the best person to answer that question would be Mrbill the lap dance king. However many girls will give you a short blow job through your pants out in the bar area. These girls want to give nasty lap dances in hopes that you will go into the private area and spend more money on them. You just need to encourage them a little.
justdan

The only time the pedestrian line gets big (about 10-30 minutes wait) is during the morning and evening rush hours. In the evening from about 4-5:30pm (from personal experience) and from 6:30-8:30 in the morning (so I'm told). Other than that there is never more than a none to five minute wait.

I've had under the pants stick shifting in every strip club in Nogales. For real thrills just wear loose fitting shorts!! LOL. Although it does get cold during the winter nights in Nogie, I'll still will wear shorts!!!.

I've also got BBBJ and even fucked out on the main floor. HINT: go to a secluded part of the club (if possible), upstairs is good at LB and Lipstick, At Rios, Fernis,Placers and Cherries, you have to hope the crowd is real sparse. Get a real nasty girl and tip a little extra. You would be surprised.

The girls are not severly chastised if they are caught. The real reason they do not want you humping or sucking on the main floor is economics.
They (the club) get more money for the privados. So they discourage the girls from giving away too much on the floor. "Get 'im to a privado" is where the club will make thier money.

I remember one slow night at Lipsticks, with NOBODY in the balcony, I got one of the nastier girls in the club to do me (covered of course) in the back corner. It was pretty exciting and I tipped her well.!!!

OG

Jerikson40 -

1. Never a problem walking back across the border - and there's no reason to drive - all pussy is w/in 3 blocks of the border - gotta love it...

2. A good lapdance in Nogales? Hmmm... They're almost ALL good in Nogie, but I'd STRONGLY recommend 60 or 70 lapdances with Leslie at Lipstick. She will fuckin' make your head spin - she's the best EVER. Look no further, my friend...

MrBill

MrBill,

are we still talkin bout the morena Leslie,
big tits small waist and a nice ass?
If so, I need to get with her.

hello gentlemen,

downtown here(TJ monger)

southwest has tickets for $34(tucson to san diego)
I'm planning to head down to nogi in a few weeks(for the weekend).
Do any of you nogi mongers know if there is a bus that goes back and forth between the airport and the border? And where is the best place to stay(motel within walking distance)?

thanks in advance,

downtown

There are buses and shuttles. I dont have the info but there are shuttles that go from the airport to the border and cost is about $20.00. Also, there is a Greyhound station at the border so they must go there.

As far as the accomodations go, you can stay North or South of the border. If you stay North then I recommend the Best Western. If you stay in Nogales, try the Colonial just South of Placers.

Hello fellow mongers. I am a newbie to the Mexico scene and actually haven't made my first trip yet. I will be going to Nogales in mid February. I have read a lot of the posts about Cherries and Rio's etc. But I have a few questions. It would be nice if one or more of you experienced Mongers would write a how to get around guide. by that I mean do you approach the chica or do you go thru the boletero (sp?)? What is the difference between a private and a VIP etc. It would really help us newbies out. sometimes when you aren't familiar with the culture it could be a little intimidating unless you have some idea of how to procede. Thanks for the help. Maybe I could contribute something worthwhile after my first trip.
Thanks ccrider

ccrider - you have alot to learn but this is the best place short of being there to learn it. I thought there was a map and good directions on this site already. If you can't find it - a kind person will meet you at the border and guide you wherever you wish to go. Just tell them - Cherry's or Rio's. Everyone will love to help you for a buck or two. Private = VIP. You buy tickets(table or private) from a ticket seller. Then you deal with the girl directly for whatever extras you want. Try to do this before you buy the tickets or give it to her. I and alot of others like to "test drive" a girl with a simple table dance and no extras. If she lights your fire go for more. Usually near the end of a table dance you can start discussing a private and she'll continue with the table.

thanks blue light. This does help a bit. One more question about tickets if you don't mind. You mentioned getting a table dance first but it seems that you probably need a ticket for that. Therefore do you buy the ticket before you have seen the chicas or just when you want a table or private with them, and then do you have her get the ticket or do you need to go buy the ticket yourself. See I told you I was new. Thanks

Ccrider - you can do it just about any way you want - as long as they know you are willing to part with your money - they'll find a way ;-) You can just hang out until you spot Ms Right - then grab a ticket seller and say, "Bring her to me". Or, failing that, you can just grab her and say "table dance?" - she'll fetch the ticket guy for ya. Or... you can buy a couple tickets and just sit on them until something strikes your fancy.

Happy hunting - be sure to give us a report!

MrBillO^™- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

Hi all--

I have been down to Nogie a couple of times now...thanks to the excellent info here from the vets. A couple of questions: I usually park in the bug parking lot by the border and when I come back after some mongering (oh around 9 pm on a weeknight) my vehicle is the only one in the lot. I worry about my vehicle getting stolen or all the gates getting locked so I could not get out (probably more paranoid than I should be.) I think some posters here recommend McDonald's parking lot...is that a good option for a few hours or do they check how long vehicles are in their lot?

Also wondering about the private rooms in Lipstick and Placer's with beds...are they an option on let us say a Tuesday night when they are not busy? How much could I get them down to under those circumstances? I have been bad and have not posted trip reports so I will try and do that going forward.

I am just learning the ropes from you vets so I still make mistakes like buying drinks for the chicas and not getting table dances before going privado etc. But I have had GFEs on the times I have been there....thanks to the info from the veterans here. I am hoping to graduate in the spring and go on to "graduate school in TJ."
:-)

Dude,

I dont know if there is such a thing as a secure parking lot over by Nogi. I usually park at the Ueta parking lot and feel pretty secure. Not to say that something couldnt happen.

I am usually a Friday monger over at Nogi, I would suggest always negotiate on all services offered. Ask them what the price is on the bedroom, then lowball them and see if they accept. you might be surprised :-)at the very least meet them in the middle.

Also what I do when I buy a chica a drink is offer to buy it however tell them that you are not interested in buying a ficha drink. That will tell you if they are only interested in making money or if they wanna party with you.

That is my experience, others may tell differently but as all ways YMMV and alot depends on your spanish skills and how they read you.

good luck and write us some good reports

jd

I always park at the Burger King. It seems a little closer and just a bit of a shorter walk. On these cold winter nights there, the fewest steps home the better.

I always park in the Ueta parking lot. It is well lit and the closest you can get. Park under a light by the garbage bin or along the wall near the chain link fence and gate where you can see the border. Never had a problem in two years of going down.

what a group - friday night and we all are online reading about Nogiland. Geez, why aren't we there? Anyway, what lead me to log in tonight was I just finished watching Rush Hour 2. The Secret Service Babe is the splitting double for Monserat! Oh I want to be at Rios tonight - it hurts.

http://www.photofil.net/story3075.htm

I am still recovering from Thailand. (Financially, not sexually! LOL!)

Dude I agree, pretty pathetic. I spent the whole damn day at the Open, drinkin beer and checkin out these wanna bees. I'd definetely rather be in Nogi-land. :-)

JD, how did Daily do? I was thinking about going.

I dont know for sure, he was about 6 under early in his round. Sorry I cant tell you for sure.

Bluelight:
You're funny! I never realized that about Montserrat and the chick in Rush Hour! Your dead-on correct on that one.......

Will be heading to nogie for my first try at mongering in Mexico. I have been trying to do my homework, but know the scene changes frequently. will be starting off at Cherries. anyone have any suggestions on the chicas to see that are currently working.
thanks cc rider

ccrider if you are going tonight, it's alittle late. But if tomorrow, I have a soft spot for the blond Fernada - not the hottest babe in Cherry's but she will treat you right. The only advice I have for a newbie is go slow. Most of the girls will take $5 and buy themself a drink and sit and talk with you. Then try a table dance. Then try the VIP or Hotel. Find someone you click with before spending the big money. You have all night to find her. Enjoy the search and you'll enjoy the ride.

I will be a newbie to nogie and can only go during the week in the day. I am wondering is Cherry's the only club open and when does it open. Also what day of the week is the best to go during the day. Thanks

DrDrew,

Rio is open Tues-Sun. Later in the week the better the selectionn of ladies.

The earlier in the week, the better the bargains (club & ladies).

Does anybody know what time these clubs open during the week???? And how long a trip am I looking at driving from Phoenix Thanks

Dr,

All clubs open at ~ 9 PM except for Rio and Cherry's, which get going somewhere between 1-3 PM. Most clubs are closed altogether on Mondays. Drive from PHX is about 2.5 hrs.

Enjoy,

MrBillO^™- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

Hi Live in Phoenix and was thinking about taking a trip to Mexico. Some questions, I will be a newbie what city is the best price averages for a little TLC Nogolas, TJ, or Mexicali? Should I get a local or vetern to show me the ropes?

Chester I don't know the scene anymore, but I have 1 suggestion. Rent is always due the first week of the month and electric bill is the 3rd week of the month every other month, August next month. This are the times the girls are willing to deal. None of them plan ahead more then a week. Find one who needs rent money or luz money.

Been to Nogales many times, never been to TJ. TJ is much cheaper than Nogales if 20 minute quickies is what you're looking for, or so I gather from reading along on here. But TJ isn't exactly close to Phoenix. And by the time you drive 7 (8?) hours or buy a plane ticket, you may as well have just gone to Nogales.

Some say Agua Prieta still has good prices, but limited selection. And it's an extra hour's drive from Phoenix.

The Nogales scene changed considerably a while back. If you want to know what it's like now, ignore any posts over about 1-1.5 years old. And since there haven't been a ton of Nogales posts of late, that should bring your reading down to the short list.