Archive 01

ClubHombre.com: Mexico: Nogales: Bars/Clubs: Rio: -Chica Reports: Monserat: Archive 01
By Penecito on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 10:05 pm:  Edit

This hot incredible latina has been talked about for years on the old redsnake board...She works at Rio, Monserat, 28, beauiful dark brown hair, full red lips, huge natural looking D cup tits..an amazing woman...always will come up to you, grab your dick, talk sexy..... i finally took her up on an offer for FS for $40....reminds me of something out of a Vivid video shoot....she likes missionary style, with her legs spread wide, and then she puts her ankles next to her ears....really gets into it, moans and groans....real fun latina, cant be beat....

By Superdick on Thursday, August 30, 2001 - 04:51 pm:  Edit

boy this hot latina is something else.. I went and checked the place out on a Tues. night (rios) and it was very dead.. About 7 girls working.. I forgot most of the names.. Monserat was there, looking great, she wanted to give me private dance...I talked to her about getting a place.. She quoted $100 for fs at her apartment, with no bar fines or anything else.. i tried to talk her down to $80, but she said no, $100.... Well, we then talked about private dances.. I offered to buy her 2 privates ($10 each) and then FS for $30..she agreed...pretty good deal.. I went into the private room, which was hot. Monserat got naked and laid back on the matted table thing, (i dont know how to describe it) anyway i was pounding away on her missionary, watching her big melon tits jiggle and bounce around, while she was staring at me, giving me this "fuck me stud" look.. then we did doggie, grabbing on to her jugs, then sticking my finger in her ass while i pounded away... I finally came after about 10 minutes, it was a great experience...by the way, make sure you use your own condoms , the mexican ones are like $5 in the bar, and they really suck....

By Bluelight on Friday, August 31, 2001 - 08:28 am:  Edit

I read this post last night and can't stop thinking about it. If anyone sees Monserat this weekend could you ask her about spending time outside of the club? $100? I've only seen her once at Cherry's and thought I was dreaming. What a babe! This is just to good to be true.

By Superdick on Friday, August 31, 2001 - 09:53 am:  Edit

the weekends are a lot busier, so i am not sure how receptive she would be to leave during a friday or saturday night, when business is at its peak.. I would try to see her at Cherrys during the weekdays, ( i think the bar closes at 9pm) and try to negociate for a one hour $100 session....Or try to catch her at rios on Mon. -Thurs. nights..If its dead, she may go for a $100 session..

By Kandew on Saturday, November 24, 2001 - 08:29 pm:  Edit

I saw Monserat last night. This is literally the first woman I saw, got a dance from, you name it..she was the first in Nogales for me. That was about 2 years ago and all of the regulars may have a "been there, done that" attitude but I say she is still the most incredible woman there. Beautiful face and indescribable body. I will be debated on this but I say she is all natural. No dances last night and if I post a report I'll include her insulting me:) but just had to post on this hot woman.

By bluelight on Sunday, November 25, 2001 - 02:12 am:  Edit

WOW - the most perfect body I've ever seen. anywhere, anytime, anybody. WOW. I told the (rio)ticket seller I wanted to take the 1hour hotel trip with Monserat(did anyone know Rio has a hotel room available? as does Lipsticks) She said she wouldn't go. The ticket seller got this stunned look on his face - like no one has ever said NO before. He looks at me and says all the other girls are available. I replied that anyone else would be boring after sampling Monserat. So I offered $200 to meet me outside of Rio. The ticket seller was pretty stunned and repeated the offer for me in Spanish. She turned me down flat. I must be one ugly hombre. Couldn't even buy her time.

By Roberto on Sunday, November 25, 2001 - 04:06 am:  Edit

Damn!! She took me home for free to her apartment one night after work. The quickest way to her heart is through illegal substances.

By Happyboy on Sunday, November 25, 2001 - 04:35 am:  Edit

Blue light, DONT TAKE IT PERSONAL>>> A variety of factors may have contributed to the reason why she turned you down..mood swings, on the rag, the fact that the place was packed, etc...Monserat is a moody woman...i would say to try her on a weeknight if possible..look at prev posts, i think she will hook up with mongers for $100 an hour...

By Kandew on Sunday, November 25, 2001 - 06:03 am:  Edit

Well, my theory of Monserat looking so good after so long ruled out substance use is out the window. Hmmm, what kind and does it turn out to be less expensive than paying for time:)

Happyboy...check your email.

By Erip on Sunday, November 25, 2001 - 08:14 am:  Edit

Lone dissenter here. On my last trip to Nogales (many months ago) I encoutered Monserat at Rio for the first time. Yes, she had a classically beautiful latina face, but it looked ravage by age and possible abuses of all sorts (but it was VERY dark in Rio). I wasn't in any way attracted to her but I was there and had to sample her legend. I went to a booth with her not seeking any extras...I wasn't into her enough to invest a blast while there were other Rio chicas around who I was more than eager to take it to the max with. So I never brought up any extras and neither did she. She gave me a very boring lap dance insisting on total control...it was kid stuff.

This was too long ago for me to be absolutely certain, but my memory is that her chest is about as artificial as any I've seen. Hard to imagine that you'd think she's all natural Kandew. But I will defer to your more recent and regular experiences in Nogie.

By Erip on Sunday, November 25, 2001 - 08:26 am:  Edit

One more note: During our brief time together in the booth with essentially nothing going on, she was constantly tossing me very transparently phony compliments and acting as if she was really turned on...lots of quasi-orgasmic moans. This is something that really turns me off.

I have to say it was about my worst time in a booth with a Nogie girl. How ironic that it happens this way for me in the company of a chica of her stature on this board.

By El_Tecolote on Sunday, November 25, 2001 - 11:14 am:  Edit

I was with Erip on that trip, and get to Nogales a few times a month. Monserat was looking the worst I have ever seen her, the evening that Erip took her for a test drive.

I have noticed big variations in Monserat's appearance and her behavior over the past couple of years. I asked a ticket seller (who shall remain nameless, for his protection) once if she uses drugs, and he told me no, but she drinks alot. Perhaps this accounts for her variable appearance and atitude.

I also agree with Erip that her chest is fake.

Sometimes, I have seen Monserat look really good and other times, as Erip described.

By Roberto on Sunday, November 25, 2001 - 11:49 am:  Edit

She likes E, mota, coca, and alcohol. That could account for mood swings. Her tits are absolutely natural by the way.

By Happyboy on Sunday, November 25, 2001 - 01:50 pm:  Edit

thanks for all of the info roberto...i think it would be a bit easier to get with the ladies and get freebies, but unforunately i am not young (under 27) handsome, speak fluent spanish, rich, (spend more than $500 on a monger night) and have a drug supply.......i am older, short, thinning hair, overweight, speak spanglish (lol) not rich and not into drugs..so i guess freebies are out for me...lol.

By MrBill on Sunday, November 25, 2001 - 11:50 pm:  Edit

BLUELIGHT - what is the deal with the room available at Rio and Lipstick? That's a new one on me...

MrBillO- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

By bluelight on Monday, November 26, 2001 - 09:41 am:  Edit

Me to MrBill, I was really disappointed that I had to find out about them in the clubs first. Figured Club Hombre would of been the source. I missed out on some very personal time with Fernanda because I didn't know. Fernanda told me about it in Lipsticks, a ticket seller did in Rio, both after I said I would never go into one of them death trap closets again. The story is the same at both - they have a room reservered at a near-bye hotel. For $200 you and the girl of your choice(except Monserat) can use the room for a hour. The story gets interesting at Rio, the ticket seller told me it was upstairs, then Monserat told me at was at a hotel. I'll find out personally one of these days. BTW, Leslie was not at Lipsticks Saturday.

By Roberto on Monday, November 26, 2001 - 10:33 am:  Edit

Happyboy, have you been spying on me? LOL. Happy mongering.

By Happyboy on Monday, November 26, 2001 - 03:25 pm:  Edit

nah, i know jesse pretty well, he tells me whats going on in the nogales world..lol...and i know baby too, for over 2 years, we are just friends....btw, how was TJ last weekend??

By Roberto on Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - 07:14 am:  Edit

I am heading to TJ on Dec. 8 actually. Be there or be square.

By Happyboy on Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - 09:38 am:  Edit

damn, roberto i am going this weekend, just for a few hours, i am spending most of my time in huntington beach, pasadena area..planning to make a pit stop in tj sunday around 3pm.....

By Roberto on Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - 10:07 am:  Edit

Enjoy. What type of chicas are you looking for?

By bluelight on Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - 10:12 am:  Edit

the "friendly" type I'm sure

By Happyboy on Sunday, February 03, 2002 - 01:28 pm:  Edit

Anyway, Monserat is looking as great as ever..She has slimed down a bit..but her breast are still huge.......Really friendly.....

By Happyboy on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 01:57 am:  Edit

Update on Monserat....I think she is only working one more week, then will be on "maternity leave" until September...........get with her while you can...

By Roberto on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 09:30 am:  Edit

She is over 2 months pregnant now.

By Happyboy on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 06:26 pm:  Edit

Hmm....I thought she said four months...I just ran into her about three weeks ago..and it looked like she "lost weight" Anyway, her breasts are OUTRAGOUSLY HUGE!! Almost to the point of laughable...They must be like DDD size...But she seems in good spirits..I think she said next weekend is her last for about 6 months....

By Ironmike on Sunday, March 03, 2002 - 07:49 pm:  Edit

Is Monserat a really short thin girl with big boobs and very full lips??

By bluelight on Sunday, March 03, 2002 - 08:54 pm:  Edit

Ironmike sounds close, she is a twin of the girl in Rush Hour 2

By Kandew on Monday, March 04, 2002 - 08:54 am:  Edit

Morelia is a short thin firl with perfect natural boobs that are big for her frame. She is blonde with very full lips. Monserat is dark haired and in the club looks fairly tall. In street clothes I found her to be surprisingly small. Hope that helps.

By MrBill on Monday, March 04, 2002 - 04:43 pm:  Edit

Monserat is the brunette with HUGE tits, full-bodied, not thin, avg height, and HUGE tits.

Hope that helps.

MRBill

By Ironmike on Monday, March 04, 2002 - 06:14 pm:  Edit

Thanks. I think Morelia is the girl i'm think of.

By Ironmike on Monday, March 04, 2002 - 06:18 pm:  Edit

By the way do they still have the road check point on the way back from Nogi?? I'm not an AZ resident but I'm in Phoenix every few months or so. I was ther in Dec and they has a check point about 20 or 30 miles in from the border.

By MrBill on Monday, March 04, 2002 - 08:37 pm:  Edit

Ironmike - Hey, I've seen that Morelia chic in Rio's a time or too, also - she's pretty hot. Yes - that checkpoint is a permanent fixture. It usually doesn't take long to get through.

MrBill

By bluelight on Monday, March 04, 2002 - 09:34 pm:  Edit

checkpoint moved to KM marker 27. DSP running radar right after it.

By MrBill on Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 07:22 am:  Edit

And if that wasn't bad enough, Sluggo is waiting at KM marker 34 to beat me up :(

MrBill

By Sittingbull on Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 03:32 pm:  Edit

Has anyone else noticed the border guards seem to be increasingly intrusive in questioning returning single men?

By bluelight on Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 08:05 pm:  Edit

Sittingbull, I think they all know me - they stopped asking questions after I walked thru dressed as Santa covered in lipsticked 2 weekends in a row.

By Cardinal on Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 08:26 pm:  Edit

When I crossed Sunday night/Monday morning at 2am, I only was asked citizenship, where I lived, and the guard then asked if I worked for Sprint (since I was wearing a Sprint golf shirt), and I said yep, two years now. He seemed more bored than anything!

^C

By Happyboy on Sunday, March 10, 2002 - 12:19 pm:  Edit

Well Monserat is still there...and her breasts are getting even more ridiculously HUGE..I think she said she is going to work for another month.........

By SunDevil on Sunday, March 10, 2002 - 02:11 pm:  Edit

Sittingbull, I too have noticed that there are more questions asked. The last time I came back across the customs guy asked me if I did steriods and if I was bringing any back with me. I said no and laughed at him, this brought on more questions. I'm not a body buidler so this question was weird.

By bluelight on Sunday, March 31, 2002 - 12:41 pm:  Edit

you know its a slow night when "The Queen" come and sits on your lap for 30min and teases you. free!

37-32-37

She is beginning to show, figure about 2" worth.

By bluelight on Saturday, April 27, 2002 - 09:43 am:  Edit

still there - looks no different then on 3/30

By Happyboy on Saturday, May 18, 2002 - 12:29 pm:  Edit

still there- looks great, her breasts are still HUGE, she is about 6 months pregnant, and still working, she actually looks better than most of the girls there...

By Papa_C on Saturday, May 18, 2002 - 05:05 pm:  Edit

She does still look good. Had to turn her down on her offer for a freebee 2 weeks ago at her apartment. Couldnt fit her that day.

By Happyboy on Sunday, May 26, 2002 - 01:36 pm:  Edit

She has finally let nogi, went home to have her baby, should be back around September...

By Sonicaudio on Sunday, August 11, 2002 - 09:34 am:  Edit

Monserat is finally back in action at Rio. Went there Friday night and finally met her for the first time. She said it was here first night back after having her baby. Sat with me for about 2 hrs., and when I refused to buy her a 4th chica drink, she up and left. Had a much better time with Ariel anyway.

By Sittingbull on Friday, August 16, 2002 - 07:24 pm:  Edit

Montserat is still a good time. I went in there last Tuesday night. Women were all over me and mostly seemed to want to sit with me and stroke my organ pipe while I fantasized about each one. After salivating over these girls, Montserat makes a dramatic entrance. The others in the bar tend to pale by comparison. Another great Nogales bod -- like Abigail and Alondra or Leslie. And of course she is so good at it, picks up on what pleases you / who wants a girl friend experience when you can have a gorgeous babe who knows how to please. Where do they come up with these babes? Lately, however I notice a distinct absence of new blood. What's up with that?

By Happyboy on Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 03:13 am:  Edit

Yeah, i noticed that too. No new blood... I saw the Queen of Rio, Monserat, looking great as ever, her skin and face just seemed to glow... I also got a picture, hoping to post in the PICS section soon...

By 1600 on Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 12:25 pm:  Edit

On Sat, me and a buddy ended up at Rio. I decided to try the famous Monserat. She's not my usual type. She's a little chubby and older, but since everybody always talked about how wild she is, I figured it was worth a shot. Well she wasn't, she looked and acted stoned out of her mind and the session was the worst I ever had. CBJ was ok, but the second the red light flashed she stood up and walked out...boy was I pissed. And I left the ticket seller know. But he did hook me up with a $20 BBJ with a real skinny blond...and she finished the job.

All and all, Rio has really gone down hill, the girl before Monserat wouldn't do anything...only ficha drinks and then there was Monserat...a total and complete waste of time.

By Roberto on Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 12:57 pm:  Edit

As always down there, YMMV.