Hola Mongers.

Here are my nominations for the 2001 Nogales Awards. I guess we should call them "The Nogies" - best nomination for the trophy design gets a free beer. My nomination would be a miniature bronze closet (or voting booth, or dressing room - take your pick) as this captures the environment in which we are forced to get laid in (!) Anyway, without further ado, here are my nominations for the 2001 Nogies:

Note - these are general Nogie awards, see Nogie *Hombre* awards below

- best lay: Catia(Ferni's)
- worst lay: chica at Conga
- best value: Catia
- worst value: - Alondra-big-fucking-titties/Cherry's ($80 hand job)
- biggest rip-off: Alexa(Cherry's) - TLN agreement reduced to 2 hrs then reduced to 30 min, had to pay for extra time twice, still no nut
- best lapdance: Leslie(Cherry's) -this record will stand forever...
- best looker: tie - Daniela(MIA), Barbie(Cherry's/???)
- best BJ - Catia
- honorable mention for BJ : Alexa, Fernanda
- worst BJ - Alondra-big-fucking-titties
- special fresh-n-tasty panocha award : Laura(MIA)
- biggest sweetheart: Catia
- honorable mention for sweetheart: Baby(Titanic), Brianna(Rio), Alejandra(Rio)
- dishonorable mention for puta behavior: Alexa

- Nice Guy Mesero Awards : Michaelo(Rio), Luis(Rio), Alex(Lipstick)
- Bad Guy Mesero Award : NONE! Never been hustled or ripped off in Nogie!!
- Best club overall : Lipstick (selection/price/atmosphere)
- Honorable mention for best club : Rio
- Honorable mention for club/hottest chicas : Placer's
- Worst club : Lord Black
- Honorable mention for worst club : Conga

- Most Valuable Chica : Catia
- Honorable mention for MVC : Leslie(Cherry's), Fernanda(Cherry's/Lipstick)
- Least valuable chica : Alexa(Cherry's)
- Most valuable waitress : Laura(MIA)

* Special chica award for savvy+brains+beauty+sweetheart : Baby(Titanic)

* Special chica award for obtaining legendary status : Leslie(Cherry's) - the reigning and all-time Queen of the GFE Lapdance

- Best overall experience - Catia
- Worst overall experience - Alexa
- Strangest overall experience - Conga

=== MrBill's 2001 Nogie *Monger* Awards ===

It's hard to come up with awards for our small (elite?) group of Nogie Mongers, but here's a few nominations:

- Most sagely Nogie Vet : Nogi_Boy, Xenono, Diabetic, Roberto, Occularblues, Orgngrndr
- Best Nogie Report : Bluelight, "Santa comes to Nogales"
- Nogie Rookie of the Year (at least CH rookies) : JustDan, Bluelight, Superdick, Happyboy, Kandrew, Msorayas (sorry if I left anyone out)
- Free Pussy Award : JustDan, Roberto (bastards...)
* Most Valuable Nogie Monger - Everyone who posts in our small but proud (and flourishing) Nogales section!
- Honorable mention for above to Xenono for his wealth of chica reports

Well, there you have it. Sorry if I left anyone out. Let's everyone give ourselves a pat on the back for making such a great Nogales section. For such a small scene, I think we're doing pretty damn good.

Here's wishing you and your penis a happy and successful 2002 mongering season!

MrBillO^™--- ~ Still the king of the GFE lapdance... ~

MrBill, it just doesn't seem right that Monserat doesn't win an award. Maybe most awesome body. Are you going to be down Saturday night? We are making plans for "Santa returns to Nogiland".

Hey Mr. Bill,

My vote for Newcomer or Rookie of the Year award definitely goes to you! You busted onto the scene in 2001 and haven't looked back since.

After 2001 really being the year of TJ for me, I am going to slowly be re-integrating myself back into the Nogales scene.

I can no longer justify taking trips to TJ so I will probably be spending a little more time in Nogales this year. 2000 was a real solid Nogales year for me, but since then I have kind of pulled back from the scene, choosing TJ instead. Now once again my outlook and perspective has changed and my thoughts are only on Thailand.

However, I still need to have my libido tamed once in a while so I think I'll be doing that back in Nogales for a while since its closer.

I am glad you made it into the scene this year and I have enjoyed your witty, humorous reports.

I can’t believe Catia is still around. I first did her April, 7, 2000 at Lord Black on the recommendation of Augustine. I had a great time with her then and repeated with her once more on April 28, 2000. I am glad to hear she is still providing a high level of service.

MrBill. Does Catia have freckles down her shoulders and back? If so, that is the Catia I know. You described her with brown hair, but I remember red hair for some reason.

Bluelight - these are only my nominations. I encourage everyone to add their own list. Monserat is certainly a legend. I would love to come down this weekend, but I've got non-mongering friends in town... (I should have gone last weekend, but I was really tired). I'll prolly make it back Sat 01/12/2002 - I'll let you know if I do.

Xenono - aww shucks... thanks. Everything I hear about Thailand pretty much echos what you say about it. I'm jealous, but I don't have the time and/or money to do it just yet. About Catia, I think we must be talking about a different Catia. My Catia was about 30+ y/o, avg height, 130 lbs, natural c/d cup, dirty-blondish-brownish hair -- and definitely no freckles at all. Damn!! I thought she must be back in town - she left a few months ago and I haven't seen or heard from her since. Damn, I had my hopes up... But we must hook up and swap notes some time - I'd love to hear more about your Thailand adventure.

MrBillO^™- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

Good job, Mr. Bill, and thanks for nominating me for a rookie of the year award, I am flattered.....Actually, I have been mongering since April 1999, but my travels to Nogiland have slowed down dramatically........Check out the old Redsnake board, under tonyd....

- best value: Baby (Titanic)
- worst value: - Melanie at Lord Black (mia), (stopped during $40 hand job, and then started crying!!)
- biggest rip-off: Chantal (would offer sexo for a certain amount, then (bait and switch) offer a lousy BJ.
best lapdance: Samantha (rios)
- best looker: Baby (titanic), Monserat (rio)
- biggest sweetheart: Baby/Monserat/Samantha
- honorable mention for sweetheart:Alondra (Lipsticks)

Evelynne (Cherrys Rio, MIA)
- Nice Guy Mesero Awards : Jesse (street hustler)hasnt ripped me off...yet..lol...

- Best club overall : Lipstick (selection/price/atmosphere)
- Honorable mention for best club : Rio
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- Worst club : Obsessions..
- Honorable mention for worst club : Conga

- Most Valuable Chica : Samantha..Rio
- * Special chica award for savvy+brains+beauty+sweetheart(should actually be managing a club): Baby(Titanic)

* - Best overall experience - Baby
- Worst overall experience - Chantal (mia)
- Most sagely Nogie Vet : Nogi_Boy, Xenono, Diabetic, Roberto, Occularblues, Orgngrndr

- - Honorable mention for above to Mr Bill for his wealth of chica reports

What I enjoy is fucking tall young girls with hour glass figures, great skin, big racks, pretty faces who seem to enjoy and their work and know what men like. From that perspective, just to put in my 2 cents worth:

best great looking lay: Christianne (Placers,Lipstick - a beautiful face, talented seductress and then she got the most awesome rack, knows how to please men -- odd that no one mentioned her.)
Abigail (Liptstick)
Leslie (Lipstick,Cherries)
best value: Janis (Placers)
honorable mention: Paulette/Kayla (Placers, Lord Black)
best selection in a club: Placers
best club for big tits: Cherries
best clubs: Placers, Cherries, Rio, Lipstick
worst clubs: Fernis, Lord Black, Obsessions

Sittingbull,

Your right about Christianne. I'm new to these boards, but I do remember Christianne from Placers. She had an awesome body and the softest saline enhanced boobs of any of the girls I've seen. I think she was a little older than most of the girls, but she certainly kept in shape. I haven't seen or heard anything about her in the last couple months. Is she still in Nogales? I can’t comment on any of the other women (but will do everything humanly possible to do so in the next month or so). As a group, I nominate the Nogales section for “most active and enthusiastic discussion per capita” award. Good job everyone on the information and lively discussion.

I last saw Christianne around Thanksgiving. She was leaving -- I think for DF but you never know many of these women seem to drift in for a few months go elsewhere for a few months and drift in again. However, some of the stars of the past seem to be gone forever. Worth it, I guess to appreciate new talent often. Cant wait to head south again.

Wow, looking back on last year.. my, how things have changed! Lipstick used to be the only game in town, or at least the most happening.. Lot's of these chicas are gone, some hombres not around anymore, but a great new cast of characters is emerging.

Stay tuned, hombres. The 2002 Nogies are cumming up..

MrBillO^™--- ~ A nut is a terrible thing to waste... ~