This place is two doors up from 2000 Milenio Masaje in the 600 (NTE) block of Villagran, about 6 blocks from the main bus station. Afternoon floorshow starts about 3 PM, and there will be about 6-8 girls working on a given afternoon. The quality is hit and miss, but the range is usually from 5's to 8's. Ficha drinks are posted as 30 pesos for a copa and 70 pesos for a full size can of Tecate for your girlie. Privado dances are 50 pesos. Every once in awhile all the girls will hit the stage and dance together and they'll offer 2x1 privados.

A chica named Lucy has a cute face and is quite a sweetie, but looked to gain a little bit of weight over the holidays. Not a gordita (yet), but it all hit below the navel, further accenting her lack of a chest.

I have never even inquired about taking a Cavas chica to a hotel, but I'm sure for most it's a matter of $$ and timing and nada mas.

On Friday and Saturday nights you will be expected to pay a 10 peso cover charge. They give you an ad mission ticket so you can go in and out. It's worth it, pay it. Beers for YOU will run from 15 pesos to 20 depending on what you order.

They've gone big chichi, at least in the daytime. The girls here can be really fun, but they're now larger and a little older than the other places that charge a cover. Got laid in the booth (no door or even a curtain, get the last one!) there this week, 200 pesos for the girl, 50 for each dance. It got expensive when the dance prices added up as it's not the most comfortable thing screwing on a padded CHAIR and I had trouble finishing. Also, fat girl on top ain't the most comfy position! But all in all, beats a sharp stick in the eye!

I have had some really fun times in this place, and it always amazes me because generally there just aren't that many people in this place and the girl turnover can be rather high. From scoring dates with the hottest girl in the bar after one privado and no ficha drinks to spontaneous sex in the privados to privados with virginal looking teenaged streetclothed waitresses, the ratio of fun stuff to the time spent in this place is quite high for me.

Well, Friday night, this place was fun, but the fun didn't happen to ME. I almost walked right out when I didn't see more than a handful of girls, but as I had already paid a 10 peso cover charge (which most bars in Monterrey charge on weekends) I got a beer and sat by the stage. Some blonde chick with decent tits got onstage and was flashing gash by the money song.

When she got done she sat at a table with three old guys. Who did not buy her a drink. She sat on the fattest one's lap and pretty much gave him lapdances, but everytime she would lean back, the dude next to him would suck her tits. Not only was she not offended she REALLY seemed to get off on this. As Robin Williams once said, her nipples were harder than Chinese algebra.

This went on for the better part of a half hour. A waiter would go bug her to get the guys to buy her a drink every so often, but she'd just wave them away and make no effort to make the guys buy her a drink or pay for a privado. Amazing! Finally the guys finished their beers and left and the chica (apparently quite drunk) went and sat by the manager. I don't know if these guys had bought her a ton of drinks earlier to make her so 'fun', but man, they sure got mileage at the table from SOMETHING!

Anyway, just another night at La Cava, the dumpy Centro Monterrey bar with no running water in the bathroom.

The wild blonde's name is Es-Scarlet. And unfortunately for me, she seems to really like the old guys. Discrimination sucks!

La Cava had 10 rather hot chicas tonight. The night before they had ZERO. I guess every chick in Monterrey comes to work on payday!

Es-Scarlet goes for old guys???
Where do I sign!!!!

Faltas 10 years and quite a few kilos, my friend.

La Cava: A TJ comparison... For thoseof you who remember Nicole, the D cupped chick of HK then AB then CC then back to AB fame... I always thought she was HOT. Fucking her on my birthday weekend/2000 was a fantasy come true. Well, just to point out some of the differences with Monterrey: La Cava is kind of scuzzy. The bathroom doesn't have running water, and smells like somebody invented a scratch and sniff urine fragrance that you didnt have to actually scratch. BUT... I have been with at least 4 chicas in this place that have fucked for 30 dollars or less that have had better bodies than Nicole (who I paid 70 bucks plus the room at CC 3 years ago...). Bottom line: There are some hot girls working at even the whole in the wall places in Monterrey, who will ROCK YOUR WORLD for what is pocket change in many othe Mexican locations.

And then, for the other half, THIS is the place where the teenaged spinner-virginal waitress worked that let me suck her tits continuously for 50 pesos per-privado song...

Might be worth a look if you're stuck in Monterrey and looking to have a relaxing beer...

Es-Scarlet is still there most late nights giving up her wares in full view of the bar for a little bit of ficha-inflated booze.

This place is also currently home to one of the tit queens of the city, Arleth of the afternoon shift. See an archived Mexico chat report for some of the dirty details re: her.

10 peso beers until 7 PM weeknights, 10 peso cover after that time on Fridays and Saturdays. Milenio 2000 masaje is directly next door on Villagran if you want more 'relief' than you might be comfortable with in this place.

Porker

Is scarlet the little blonde that kept teasing me and making faces.

This place is a bit if a dive. The chicas here are in the 5-6's range. They dance pretty well on-stage but the AC sucks and the wait staff hustles you for drinks. I didn't do any privado's here in 2 visits becuase quite frankly no chica there floated my boat. Personally I'd say skip this club.

6

Woodway, Es-Scarlet was in a privado booth when you got here the first time after boning Ruby next door. An older blonde, a little full in the body, big, hanging tits. I saw her last week working at Givenchy. The crazy little blonde that was flirting with you is still there, still crazy.

6, I saw a chica here you'd have jumped on in a second the other day skinny, GREAT ass, nice tits. La Cava is one of the most consistently surprising bars there is in Monterrey. It can be AWFUL at times, and there is a LOT of chica turnover, but the new chicas tend to be the best of the lot. Gotta get them before they move on to bigger and better things! Or quit the business in disgust...

Excerpt from longass trip report posted 6/1/03. The correct name of this bar is La Cava:

I was a little apprehensive when heading into La Cava, as I had set up a ‘date’ with the insanely big titted young stripper Arleth on a visit a few days before for after her shift on Friday night (midnight). The nervousness was immediately burst, however, when the old guy that works the door pointed at a big NO COVER sign as I offered him my 10 peso coin that they usually charge on Friday. Little customer friendly touches… I LOVE IT!

And Arleth turned out not to be working that night. The lineup was still pretty good, though. Ms. Perfect Tits was there, but well occupied. Both of the big girls with the BIG tits were working. The short haired chica with the great ass was there. The long-haired morena that strips totally nude than spreads it onstage was there. All in all, it made for 90+ minutes of quality re-charge entertainment.

Ed. note: The chica with the GREAT ass is named Zulema. Claims to be 19.

This place has gone through quite a talent drain with no new girls worth noting being added to the lineup in quite some time. As '6' recommended previously, probably a place to skip right now, which is too bad, because it used to be a damned fun bar.

La Cava moved its stage to the middle of the bar, and it's now long and narrow like the stage at Givenchy. There are a handful of attractive girls here. Privados are now done in upstairs booths. Afternoon promotion is two beers for 20 pesos, 2 cans of Tecate for 25.

Of course the bathroom still smells like a 200 year old sewer.