Krystal Bar is not for the casual chica hunter! The place reminds me of a much bigger El Texano in TJ's Zona Norte, for all that's worth. The chicas tend to be bigger than most like them, but you can see some giant sized tits to go along with the extra flesh, and the 'mujeres' there strip naked on the third song. Oh, did I mention they tend to be old, too? Under 25 is a spring chicken in this place.

The GOOD news is that if you find a non-repulsive chica (and there are several that I have found attractive enough to do multiple privados with), you will almost surely have a good time. The chicas love to drink here, and you HAVE to get there before midnight if you don't want them falling down drunk/incoherent. Privados are 50 pesos per song, and ficha drinks are like 29 pesos or something. Your beer will be about 12-13 pesos. Mixed drinks are like 15. MUY BARATO, but you also get what you pay for. This place is a dive, but I ALWAYS check it out when I'm in town. It's a half block off Villagran, a block away from the big church that's three blocks from the main bus station.

Never a cover that I have seen, and ALL locals, mostly older, sad looking dudes. They're very mellow, though. The bar can close at 1 AM if all the chicas are too drunk to keep on their feet. Afternoon floorshow starts at 3.

There is absolutely NO reason to visit this place anymore unless you like getting drunk while watching old, fat strippers. These days there are about 5 females in the place and they are HUGE. Nothing to make up for the fact that it's a total shithole.

Well, there were PLENTY of fat girls there this weekend and the place was rather packed Friday night during primetime. They have removed the privado booths -- musta gotta busted for breaking the city rules -- so now they do the 'privados' in full view of the back half of the bar with two chairs next to each other. A treat for the voyeur, to be sure. Except you're watching guys molest hippo sized mujeres...

Still, call it the trainwreck syndrome, but I sat and watched the show for 15 minutes or so the other night. While I have had my share of encounters with fat girls,and would wholeheartedly endorse taking one for some tit sucking in a private dance, the local guys had these extremely large women bouncing on their laps! HARD. OUCH!!!

Anyway... still nothing to recommend in the way of attractive chicas in this dump. But if you wanna watch fat ladies bump and grind and get drunk extremely cheaply, look no further!

All normal sized chicas disappeared from this bar long ago. The remnants are ALL over 200 lbs., and I'm not exaggerating. If there was ever a bar in Mexico created for Master Bates THIS (and its' several sister bars like Blue Palace) is the place. If you're allergic to blubber, don't enter as you'll be scarred for life.