Villagran 613 NTE. (between Isaac Garza and Trevino), 2 doors down from Cavas strip club, about 6 blocks from the main bus station.

As with any good brothel, as you walk in the door of Milenio, all unoccupied chicas in the place present themselves in the front room and some chick starts telling you the prices. The standard weekday quote (or perhaps the quote all the time if you have been there before) is 170 pesos for 'servicio completo'. Every provider's definition of that term can differ, however, so if you're gonna haggle, please remember to either ask right then and there or beofre you hand over your money when you and your chick get in the room. Many chicas after they already have your money will try and tell you that you need to tip to get goodies. Don't freak out, though, as this 'tip' is usually never more than 100 pesos (often 50 will be plenty good), which raises your 1/2 hour session cost to anywhere from 170 pesos t0 270 pesos. Still a bargain at the high end, in my book. And if you're only paying 170 pesos, how much more than 100 can your chica be getting for her services? While it sucks to get hustled, a tip has ALWAYS been in order on my trips to this place.

As you might expect with those prices, the lineup has never been top quality. I am less picky than most about certain things (mostly re: extra meat on the bones) than many of you, but I have always foudn one of the at LEAST 8 chicas in the lineup to be doable. The range would probably be from 4's to 6.5's. If you can't deal with that, you may wanna skip this place, as there won't be any raving beauties here.

As with most massage parlors fronting as brothels, using a padded massage table as the point of contact can be pretty lame. They're not wide very comfortable for screwing and this can be a problem.

Each room has a shower, TV and ceiling fan. They're not the cleanest I have ever been in, but then again, they're not TJ street girl hotels either. The chica brings in a fresh sheet to cover the massage table with every room change. You can shower before, after, or both, but if you plan on multiple showers you may wanna request extra towels when the chica books your money.

I have been to this place at least 1/2 dozen times, and always felt that I more than got my money's worth, even when my chica made noise about tipping her on top of the 170 peso door fee before we even started. Actually I prefer to be hustled in THAT manner than to get a request for mas money in the middle of something. I have ALWAYS had my session start immediately with a covered BJ, and sexo followed as soon as the chica believed I was ready.

A couple weeks back I finally tried the fat chick with the cowlike tits that I ALMOST jumped on my first time in the door several months back. 170 pesos booked at the door, she stripped and then told me 170 was goona get me off, but that I owed her a tip if I continued playing with her tits, like I was as soon as she bared them. I said, yeah, yeah, whatever, and she started the covered BJ. She was too heavy to screw, pretty much, so all I wanted was the BJ and tit kneading session, and that was fine with her. But then she brought up Russian, and it sounded like a lot of fun. 100 pesos was agreed to for the BBTF and I shot between Everest and K2 after more than 5 minutes of fierce plowing.

Milenio is the largest and most centrally located (to the bars) of the MP's I have seen in Monterrey. I have never seen less than 8 girls in a lineup. The palce claims to be open 24x7, and I have been there as late as 5 AM and as early as 11 and not been disappointed.

The kinda older, in shape blonde named Estrella that works late afternoons has nipples that are a good half inch long. Can be an energetic lay too. And for 170 pesos for 1/2 hour, covered BJ included, including the room, as always, Milenio is quite a bargain.

The price is 270 pesos after 10 PM, taking advantage of the fact that most MP's close by 10 PM. Milenio is open 24x7. It's right next door to La Cava strip club.

The star of the night shift is Ruby, who could be black-haired D cupped Jessica of Adelitas in TJ's sister/body double.

Ruby has lost a little weight and is looking VERY good. She is HIGHLY recommended if you're looking for a big titted chica that can really take a pounding, which she almost demands. You will get quite a workout with her. She has an ex-boyfriends full name tattooed across her back. Jorge V., you're a moron for letting her get away!

Yet another recommendation for those of you who are too wimpy to seek something out for yourself: FUCK RUBY at MILENIO 2000! She works just about every night from 9 PM to 5 AM.

On a whim I walked into this place this past Sunday, early afternoon. The 'lineup' had two chicas, one quite scary looking blonde, the other skinny w/ purple hair. PASS. BUT...

The skinny one decided to strike up a conversation with me re: why I was passing. And lo and behold... she was a former flavor of the week at a different massage place about a year back. She had changed her hair and lost a little weight (probably at least 2 years past baby-time now).

Anyway, she talked me into taking her into the room, and then twisted my arm for a whopping 30 peso tip for 'touching'.

Her name is Yvonne, and most of you would think she's pretty damned nice looking for the price (200 pesos, including room, tip). Thin, pretty, small tits, but firm and VERY nice nipples. But for ME, the highlight was her VERY furry mound and her tightness that made me almost STUTTER-SPOOGE each time I considered changing positions with her. And this was despite constant applications of lube.

Anyway, we have a new daytime star in Monterrey.

Guys,

Ruby was an excellent choice. I did not even have to ask for her by name, I walked in and picked the hottest one in their before my pal Ib6 could even blink and we were off. The mirrors in the rooms are a nice touch.

Milenio is back to having their 'buy 5, get one free' deal. They give you a card when you're done with your session. Too bad I didn't get it last Sunday, as I'd only have 3 more to go...

Prices here have dropped to 120 pesos (for a half hour of half and half) before 10 PM, they were previously 170. Leaves more money for tipping for extras! For 220 this week I got a 15 minute BBBJ then finished with a titty fuck. Not damned bad! Of course she was built like a cow...

Ruby, who's built like a CALF (a very attractive calf) is now coming in as early as 6 PM. To screw HER for 120 pesos is surely worth a visit to Monterrey.

To screw Ruby truly is worth a visit to Monterrey. 120 pesos wow.

She's here waiting for you, Woodway! I hope that being busy there's worth it!

I know I'm a bit jaded about Mexico after all of my Asia trips, but MANY Monterrey masaje chicks are more jaded and mecenary now too. I walked out on a girl yesterday when she asked for extra cash before I'd even had a chance to ask her name. First thing inside the door, she said 120 pesos was a 'promo' price, but that 'full' service was 200 pesos. I asked what the difference was, and she said the extra 80 pesos would get me unlimited positions and 'touching'. I'm sorry, man, but that was always STANDARD service 2-3 years ago at just about every massage place. Now they try the same bullshit in almost every one of these places. It's like the 'Cinco mas' requests from street girls in Tijuana -- HIGHLY annoying.

For me, sessions in the massage places have gone from consistently good to consistently mediocre-horrible. Coincidentally, standard pricing has gone DOWN in most places too. I realize these chicks aren't making much money from the basic fee, but FUCK, if they want to earn tips, MY advice is that they better be prepared to offer EXTRAS and learn to suck some dick without a rubber. THAT I don't MIND paying for. But being threatened with sex without 'touching' if I don't nearly double the session fee? Give me a fucking break.

BTW, Rubi still works nights here, and is worth whatever price she asks, which probably will never be more than 200 pesos.

While the downward spiral in the quality of service and attitude in MTY massage parlors is still a big problem, there are exceptions, and Ruby at Milenio is still one of them. Her attitude is fanTASTIC (though all services are covered), and even if she hits you up for 200 pesos instead of the normal 120 at this place, it's worth paying. She's not skinny by any means, but she's cute and has VERY large natural tits. Unlike most MTY chicas, she takes the blow job seriously, and is famous for giving a few strong love bites (with her lips) to ensure maximum hardness before moving on to the main event.

Regarding service ripoffs, the room I used the other day spelled out the 'basic' service, and it included everything that was traditionally basic service in years past that has been trashed by girls with shitty attitudes lately: Oral, sex in multiple positions, 30 minutes time, touching. The BITCH that I walked out on several weeks ago was trying to tell me that all of those things were 'full service' options in order to get an extra 50 pesos tip. I'd have paid it too if she hadn't demanded it in advance.