By Porker on Saturday, January 26, 2002 - 11:16 am: Edit |
This place is listed in an ad in the afternoon paper the Monterrey Sol, the best place I have found for MP info, in a listing with 2 other massage parlors. It was hard to find, however, as, the address Tapia 329 Ote. (not South, as I mentioned in another post), which is different from the 300 No. block where Playboy Estetica is located.
There is no sign for Le Baron, just a courtyard/parking area that looks like it could be a car repair lot or something. The address #329 is listed prominently, though, so it's obviously just an attempt to be discrete. You ring the doorbell, and you're brought into the parlor with a lineup from 2-5 chicas. You'd think it'd be more as big as this place is.
The price quotes are also high, starting at high 300's for Oral service and high 400's for SC (servicio completo). When I balked at those prices the last time, I was told it was 230 for masaje and manual service. When I took this option and then gave a 200 peso tip to my provider in the room, I got less service than I expected from her for what I thought was a win-win situation in that she got to keep all the tip. All I was offered for that was oral, though, so I overpaid a bit. Maybe it was just that chica, or maybe she was scared that they were listening in on us outside or something, I don't know.
Anyway, the quality in this place is not necessarily worth the pricier quotes. When I have been there, the chicas tended wo all be over 25, but dressed sexily and made up to look better than the girls in other places. They also tended to have boob jobs here -- NOT my thing at all. The rooms are bigger than Playboy's, and a little nicer, but you're still dealing with the masaje table deal.
When I did pay the top price for a blonde with big tits and braces I had a good time with her in the room. She was more affectionate than other chicas had been for half the price at other places. Makes sense, but may have just been that girl. Her looks weren't a whole lot better than the chicas in other places, but she was wearing a very sexy dress, as opposed to the underwear chicas tend to use elsewhere.
Anyway, I've had a good time here (once I finally FOUND IT), but still usually balk at the higher prices for marginal upgrades.
The other places listed in the same ad as this place are:
Estetica Privat
Ave. Revolucion #407
X Chapultepec (don't know where that is)
Estetica Roma
2 de Abril #2117
X Garza Sada (again, don't know where that is)
By Chingoneus on Tuesday, April 02, 2002 - 07:09 pm: Edit |
I was in Monterrey a couple of years ago and visited several MP's during a weeklong business trip. I had a session at the Lebaron and it was a disappointment.
I went in and picked out the chica who had the biggest tata's-she turned out to have a rush-rush attitude. I paid her the $300 pesos, got undressed, laid down on the table and waited for her to return. She came back and asked if I wanted a massage or "servicio completo". I told her servicio completo so she got undressed, pulled on my pecker until it was hard, put on a condom, sucked it a short time, then laid down sideways on the massage table. I was supposed to do her standing up while she laid down sideways. I did this for about 1-2 minutes then asked her to change positions. She seemed annoyed at having to change positions, but she got up on the massage table to let me do her doggie style. I entered her and began giving her long slow strokes when she annoyingly said, "Ya, dale", which translates to Hurry up and do it ! This ruined it for me and I came as quickly as I could. When I finished, she got off the table, cleaned me up and started the shower for me. She went into the shower and invited me in. Suddenly her attitude changed and she began lathering my chest and stomach. She even called me, "Mi amor"! I could not figure out why she was such a bitch when I was trying to do her, and suddenly so pleasant afterwards in the shower. I didn't leave her a tip-got dressed and left.
I later went to Estetica Privat on Ave Revolucion and had a good session for 200 pesos near closing time at 8PM. She was about 24 years old, nice body, morena, black hair. She gave me a half-hearted massage and when I rolled over, she began working on my woody. I got hard and she began giving me a CBJ. She climbed on top and started moaning. We switched positions, first missionary-more moaning, then I finished her doggie style. Her moaning seemed real because she seemed to genuinely enjoy the action. I got a sly little smile from her when I finished.
I went back to Estetica Privat the next day, early in the afternoon, and found another cutie wearing some lace underwear. She started me out with a massage, then covered BJ, and multiple positions. She also seemed to enjoy the session, and I absolutely loved the surprised look on her face after I came. After I cleaned up, I expected that she would get dressed and start cleaning up the room, but she sat on the massage table, covered herself up with the sheet, and started chatting with me. She asked me where I was from, how long would I be in town, etc. We talked about the weather(it was hot), and other pleasantries. I got the feeling that she wanted to get to know me better, and in retrospect, I probably should have tried harder to converse with her. I was afraid she might be trying to get attached. I didn't know if she was looking for way out of the massage parlor job, or that she hadn't had many pleasurable sexual experiences. I was basing this on the surprised look on her face after I came.
I went back to Estetica Privat a couple more times and had equally good experiences there. One time, all the girls in the place were busy and they suggested I go to their other location (Estetica Roma) because they had 4-5 girls working at the other location. I declined and came back a few minutes later and had another good session.
Before leaving Monterrey, I decided to try Lebaron one more time because I was curious if my previously bad experience was a rare or common occurrence. When I arrived at Lebaron, I was pleasantly surprised to find a gorgeous chica-about 5',9", light brown hair, 120 lbs, 34b, great butt, long legs. After I gave her the 300 pesos, she returned and started giving me the worst massage I have ever had. Granted, I didn't expect to get a top notch massage, but it was obvious she wasn't even trying. When I rolled over, she started massaging my pecker, then put on the condom. She was still wearing her two-piece bikini when she put on the condom. I got up to do her in several positions (that was my plan at least), but she just dropped her bikini bottoms, and spread her legs so I could enter her from behind. She was standing up, wearing 4-inch heels, and I was having trouble entering her because she was 5'9" tall. She made no attempt to help me enter her and after a few strokes and a lot of frustration I gave up. What a waste. Her mood never changed, she barely spoke, and she gave no effort at doing anything. Two times at Lebaron, two horrible sessions. While the girls at Lebaron are better looking than the girls at the 5 other MP's I went to in Monterrey, their poor attitude and poor service coupled with their higher price translates to recommending SKIPPING this place altogether. There were too many other good MP's in Monterrey with much better service and attitudes. On a subsequent trip to Monterrey, I went to one of my favorite MP's and picked out a chica with a good set of tits. MISTAKE. It turned out to be the first girl I encountered previously at Lebaron. The price for this session was $170 pesos, but after I gave her the money, she returned and told me that touching her tits would cost me another 50 pesos. That's when I remembered her from Lebaron. She didn't rush me this time, she was more pleasant and agreeable, but as soon as I finished, she started getting dressed and announced to me that, "mi amor, me debes $50 pesos", or, My love, you owe me another $50 pesos. I didn't like getting hustled for another $50 pesos to just touch her tits-hell I would have given her a $100 peso tip if she had serviced me with a little affection.
The good sessions I have had were at the following MP's in Monterrey:
D Marilyn
Carlos Salazar #253 pte.
De Janneth
Isaac Garza #1044 ote. (corner of Diego de Montemayor and Isaac Garza)
ph# 83-74-68-71
Madona
Tapia #1125 pte. (between Alvarez y Serafin Peña )
PlayBoy Estética
Tapia #353 pte. (corner of Jiménez and Tapia)
Estetica Privat
Av. Revolución #407 (almost to the corner of Chapultepec) There's a chain link fence near the curb, and an old jalopy (1940's) in their parking lot.
ph# 83-87-08-05
Obviously, the girls change pretty often at the MP's. I was only able to find two chica's that I had sessions with previously on two trips to Monterrey that were about six months apart.
I am planning a trip to Monterrey in the next 4-6 weeks and I plan on revisiting the MP scene again.
Chingoneus
By Victor from Monterrey on Tuesday, April 02, 2002 - 08:40 pm: Edit |
Chingoneus... you just struck gold. Massage Parlour girls go from MP to MP like bees looking for pollen, bad bees... because they are bad at sex.
They have to, because they ruin the business. They have to move on because the clients start to complain about them.
I do not like MP, but some of my friends recomend a lot Deborah at the Elite, at Diego de Montemayor #322 norte. They say she is wild and good at her job.
She works the day shift from 11:00 am to 5:00 pm and she sometimes has clients waiting for her.
By Chingoneus on Wednesday, April 03, 2002 - 04:48 pm: Edit |
Victor... Thanks for the info on Deborah. You are absolutely correct about the girls moving around a lot. If there are complaints about the girls, it must be that Lebaron tolerates problem girls more than the other MP's, or they just have poor management. I can't see how they can continue to stay open if they have higher prices than other MP's and the girls give poor service.
I still refuse to go back to Lebaron-chances are that not much has changed.
Chingoneus
By Victor from Monterrey on Thursday, April 04, 2002 - 01:14 pm: Edit |
You can bet your boots Lebaron hasn't changed.
Chingoneus, I checked with my friends and they say Deborah is still at the Elite.
Tell her Jimmy from the Club on the Internet recommended her.
(Am not Jimmy. He is my friend that discovered her at the Elite).
And he also says that Norma at the same Elite does anal... dunno the extra price but it must be 300 to 500 for that.
By Porker on Saturday, May 24, 2003 - 09:44 am: Edit |
Le Baron had one chica working on a Sunday afternoon a couple weeks back. They are still asking for at least 300 pesos for a handjob, 400 for oral, 500 for full service. The chica was decent looking, the place is pretty clean, but damn, who the hell is paying these prices when there are a TON of other places that charge half or less of those prices?