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By Xenono on Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 10:28 pm:  Edit

This club is located to the left of the border across the train tracks. It is on the second street over and is a little bit down from Lipstick.

By tond on Monday, November 13, 2000 - 12:13 pm:  Edit

Well, I decided to post something about this club..Located next to Lipsticks, an upstairs club..It look like my two favoritas have left..Chantal works at Lipsticks, and Baby is gone..Anyone know what happened to Baby...anyway there were only three girls working there on Sunday night..Pretty quiet...Music was loud, and the ladies were subpar..

By Elfman36 on Saturday, December 09, 2000 - 02:32 pm:  Edit

A friend and I checked out Ferni's for the first time ever. Really, did it out of curiousity to be honest. What no-happening, boring place! 3 bored girls, 3 bored looking guys, and we had our drink and left! What was funny, or sad, depending on your perspective, when we left, the other 2 guys across did the same! I can only imagine how boring it got after we left!
Don't go, it's a waste of money!

By Horndog on Sunday, December 17, 2000 - 10:48 pm:  Edit

Paid my first visit..Very loud music, three below average looking chicas dancing, the waitresses were better looking than the chicas...Real lame..

By Diabetic on Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 08:27 pm:  Edit

I agree that Ferni's is really in need of a facelift, however, that is where I met sweet Sonia (see the Redsnake archives) and totally fell for this little sweetheart from Obregon.

By Diabetic on Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 08:28 pm:  Edit

Tond;

I understand that Baby went back to Obregon with Sonia.

By Happyboy on Monday, February 05, 2001 - 06:00 pm:  Edit

Hi baby..

By Happyboy on Monday, February 05, 2001 - 06:01 pm:  Edit

Baby went back to Obregon?? Wow that sucks..I miss her...

By Happyboy on Monday, February 05, 2001 - 06:02 pm:  Edit

Hi Baby!!! Good luck!!

By Baby on Monday, February 05, 2001 - 06:04 pm:  Edit

hi happyboy... you user other name....wuauuuuu...
how many names have you?...

By Happyboy on Monday, February 05, 2001 - 06:24 pm:  Edit

Baby why are u mad at me??

By Happyboy on Monday, February 05, 2001 - 06:27 pm:  Edit

ANYWAY!!!

By Elfman36 on Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 05:07 am:  Edit

This is suddenly an exciting thread! Oh, ... wait a minute,... it's in the Ferni's section! That's understandable...I guess...

By Happyboy on Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 11:15 am:  Edit

HI BABY.....I MISS YOU>>>

hugs and kisses....ciao..

By Happyboy on Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 10:08 am:  Edit

anyone go to this club in a while...has anyone seen Monica or Baby...She was supposed to come back last week..any info please post ..thanks..

By Diabetic on Friday, March 16, 2001 - 08:43 pm:  Edit

Baby is in town this weekend with her cousin.

By Happyboy on Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 04:37 pm:  Edit

diabetic i tried to email you about various info....did you get it...thanks..

By Diabetic on Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 11:48 pm:  Edit

Happyboy,
I got it, I've been in Texas and just got back.

By Happyboy on Wednesday, June 06, 2001 - 10:00 am:  Edit

diabetic, any sightings of baby or sonia working on the weekends??? i lost touch with baby...

By Diabetic on Monday, June 11, 2001 - 10:50 pm:  Edit

happyboy...
No, I've lost touch with Sweet Sonia, and I've been too broke to go down for the last month or so.

By Baby on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 10:28 pm:  Edit

Happyboy & all redsnake
tomorrow i be back to nogales...
i hope see you soon in fernis again...:)

By Happyboy on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 11:17 am:  Edit

hope to see you again baby....take care.......

By 694me on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 02:42 pm:  Edit

is this Baby a chica that is posting? Maybe I can set up a session when I go to Tuscon.

By Penecito on Thursday, June 28, 2001 - 10:26 am:  Edit

i checked out this place on my trip a
few fridays ago.....pretty mellow, about
5 dancers, nothing to look at...the waiters
were hustling everything, ....drinks, tickets, etc....It was $20 for private and $7 for table...
i got a dance from one of the dancers,
real short and tiny, wearing a american flag
pattern shorts and a top, long blond hair, looked
like something out of an mtv video....i think
this may be this "baby" person....it was a fun
dance, didnt stick around too long, wanted to see
the other clubs...Overall, a hustle style bar
with loud music and rude waiters...

By Happyboy on Tuesday, July 31, 2001 - 11:31 am:  Edit

roberto, diabetic, nogi boy, or anyone else...could you do me a favor and see if baby is working at fernis on weekends? ? If any poster can just drop in and ask if baby de obregon is working at fernis that would be great...thanks..

By nogi_boy on Tuesday, July 31, 2001 - 09:33 pm:  Edit

I don't get out late at night much (beyond 7:00pm) but I'll stop by next time I do.
I also understand that Extacis, used to be at cherry's in the winter time, is also at Ferni's.
Can anyone else confirm that?

Thanx

By MrBill on Monday, October 22, 2001 - 11:59 am:  Edit

I walked into Ferni’s about 8:00 PM or so. Oops, I was thinking. The place is dead, because it’s only 8:00, dumbass. Oh well, I got nothing to lose. There were a handful of chicas sitting around (no customers in the joint but me), but I didn’t have the nerve to go over and scout them out. So I just pony up to the bar, WTF… After a couple minutes, a couple chicas come in. One of them was a real nice looking chica that was ready for action – good girl!

Baby – barely 5’0”, flaca, 34-D rock hard implants, awesome tightly braided hair (very cool, actually), decent English, nice little ass. I was plenty up for a lapdance, but she kept nagging me for a private($20). I was stupid (read: trying to be a nice guy and not “disappoint her”), so I gave in. But, to my credit, only after negotiating for 10 minutes instead of 6.

I was satisfied, but Baby was persistent. She said she’d give me a mamada for the cost of another private. I didn’t want to cum yet (saving it for hotel date), but WTF – I can get my dick sucked for a while and still save it for later. I had basically already paid for the VIP, so I was only paying $20 for the BJ – not a bad deal. So it’s off to the races (literally, unfortunately) with the mamada. Con condom, up and down real fast. Slow down, guapa! Between trying to get her to slow the fuck down, I inquired about sin condom. $10 more – why not? But I couldn’t cum in her mouth. That’s okay, I wanted to save my nut anyway, and a BJ with a condom is next to worthless to MrBill. Unfortunately, she was still muy rapido and a little too hands-on with the mamada. I am proud of myself, actually, for stopping her before I got too close. Zoloft and beer have one good side-effect – they give you an exquisite amount of control over your nut (at least if you want it not to bust, anyway). She just about freaked. Why in the world don’t you want to cum? I’m saving it, baby.

So, time’s up again. This time, she said I could fuck her for another $20. Hmmm… Didn’t want to bust yet, but… WTF?! I assumed that, since I only had to pay for the VIP to get the BJ, that it would be the same for the sexo, because that’s the way she phrased it. I probably didn’t have to give her another $20 for the sex, but I gave in, not wanting to have a miffed chica on my hands, and the clock in hers.

She had a wonderful, little ass. Not too bony for only being barely 5’0” (if that). LOVE THEM LATINAS!! It was a little disappointing in two regards. 1) I couldn’t garner much in/out action because of the strange position she assumed (MY ass up against the wall- it’s supposed to be hers…) 2) The money shot, although nice, was a bit flat. Lots of love juice came out, but I think the lack of in/out made it kind of un-sensational. Oh well, not bad for 30 minutes plus, and my three favorite things: lapdance, BJ, then sexo. All for $90 – and I could have probably got-by for $60, since she “promised” $20 for sexo, implying that would be it. But, for a 30 –minute VIP fuck in Nogie, it was a relative bargain (the usual being 6-12 minutes for $60-70). And I didn’t feel too bad for busting my nut so early (by 8:30 PM!!) – I basically weighed my options at that point – hotel date with a less than inspiring chica, or nice 30 minute session with a hottie. I don’t regret it.

Note to self – new negotiating MO? Here’s how this deal worked: 1) $20 VIP for lapdance 2) $20 VIP for BJ 3) $20 VIP for sexo. Adds up to a 30 minute plus session with lapdance, BJ and sexo – for potentially as little as $60. It actually works out well for both of us. The VIP room is already paid for, and she’s already there, so why not just keep feeding her dollars incrementally and get a decent bang for your buck (literally)?? The MO operates on the chica’s weak-spot – money. She’s already in the room, you’re waiving a $20 in her face, and it’s $20 that she would not make in the ten minutes it takes her to walk back downstairs and disappear into the back room. Yeah… !!!

Only bad thing about the Ferni’s thing is that I didn’t get much of a chance to see the rest of the talent. That, and ½ of the chicas weren’t even there yet. But a few of them looked pretty good, in the 5 seconds or so I had the chance (actually, the nerve) to look. And… I saw some pretty hot chicas coming out of Ferni’s later on. Note to self – frequent Ferni’s more often.

MrBillO--- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

By Roberto on Saturday, October 27, 2001 - 11:24 am:  Edit

Hi Baby!! I enjoyed my encounter with you last night. The implants are not rock hard. They are actually very nice. I give my recommendation on the BBBJ. See you soon hopefully.

By Roberto on Sunday, November 11, 2001 - 07:23 am:  Edit

I saw the lovely Baby again last night. She is a sweetheart. Send me an email Baby.

By Roberto on Sunday, November 11, 2001 - 11:43 am:  Edit

By the way, how much are fichas in Fernis. I was drunk but I swear some fucker told me $20. Could this be true?

By Happyboy on Monday, November 12, 2001 - 04:38 am:  Edit

looks like Baby has a fan club...she is a very kind person, treat her right guys..

By Wbb on Wednesday, February 20, 2002 - 10:17 am:  Edit

Here on Friday night. About 15 girls working, including the meseras. Only 3 lookers in the whole place. Needless to say, I didn't stay long.

By Happyboy on Saturday, May 18, 2002 - 12:37 pm:  Edit

I stopped by and talked to the manager about Catia, wondering if she worked there... He said that she had a personal about a housefire, doesnt know when she will be back, but then he said that Baby (titanic) was working at Fernis??!! Hmmm.. obviously from the papi c Titanic post, that wasnt true.. He then said she left Fernis and went to Lipsticks to work..anyway, that wasnt true either.... The place was really dead, more waiters and waitress than chicas...

By Papa_C on Saturday, May 18, 2002 - 05:26 pm:  Edit

was at Fernis at 1am The place was packed. Catia is in LA with her children that were burned very badly in the fire. It is very serious. one of the other girls is going to be taking donations of all kinds to send to her. I think she could use our help and prayers. Please post if anyone wants to help. I will put you in touch with the girls.

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By Papa_C on Saturday, October 26, 2002 - 11:51 am:  Edit

Friday night I took Martha and her sister to the hotel after work. The sister was a little shy at first. But she soon was hot and willing. really got into sucking A-hole and balls while I did Martha. They are not the best looking girls, but they never leave you hanging

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By Happyboy on Saturday, November 02, 2002 - 02:18 pm:  Edit

Fernis was pretty busy last night. Lots of locals, plus a few posters from this board. Finally saw Ruby, very pretty woman, and no, BABY, she is not FAT!! lol... Also spoke with martha, Dulce and Claudia, they all told me they were 18 years old. Most of the waitresses are better looking than the dancers there..

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By Happyboy on Saturday, December 14, 2002 - 06:16 am:  Edit

Fernis was hopping again last night, lots of people, i saw Ruby there, she was looking good, and also saw Claudia, Jennifer and dulce... pretty good crowd on hand..

By Papa_C on Saturday, December 14, 2002 - 01:17 pm:  Edit

sex for the price of a VIP ticket with many girls there. Had an all night for 50 dls. wed, night. The first time that I have ever had a tall girl over 115lbs. made me think of elephants for some reason.

By Happyboy on Saturday, December 14, 2002 - 03:50 pm:  Edit

what the fuck you on, man?? anyway, i think i saw luna, the asian mexican mix from titanic, i think she was there, baby told me she works there she has blondish brown hair, and is really beautiful, the face of an angel....i was distracted by some other ladies... oh well...

By Happyboy on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 12:27 pm:  Edit

this place has some new ladies in there. Jennifer is a real knockout, great stage dances, and they have a new dancer Crystal, great body,

By Happyboy on Monday, May 26, 2003 - 03:31 pm:  Edit

saw a girl named jacqueline, looks china, but is mexican, very small and petite.. long black hair, angelic face , 19, is new to the job.. smiles a lot , got a covered BJ for the price of two privados.. didnt see crystal or jenny there.. this was on a sunday night.

By Happyboy on Sunday, June 22, 2003 - 06:40 pm:  Edit

jenny was working sat night, she is running the house, so to speak, the main attraction.. she puts on a great show , lots of energy, a great ASS to die for, fairly good attitude.. the waitresses are getting really fucking pushy though..

By Phoenixguy on Sunday, August 03, 2003 - 03:10 pm:  Edit

Made my first ever stop in Ferni's last night. My initial impression? That place is a dump. Don't see much reason why I'd be going back. If you like dumps, I guess this place has its charms. The doo-rag wearing gangstas didn't add much to the attraction either.

By Roberto on Sunday, August 03, 2003 - 03:43 pm:  Edit

This place stays open until about 5 or 6 am. That is the main attraction.

By Happyboy on Monday, August 04, 2003 - 12:26 am:  Edit

you cant go wrong with jenny, jacqueline or linda or ruby..

By Happyboy on Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 05:36 pm:  Edit

just another reminder that Catia is back, and better than ever.. She has a natural rack , about 36 DD, looking great..

By Happyboy on Sunday, December 14, 2003 - 09:49 pm:  Edit

catia was MIA last night, bummer ... in other news, jenny from fernis got married and is retired. bummer. ..

By Happyboy on Sunday, January 18, 2004 - 10:58 am:  Edit

There was a drug-related shooting in Fernis last night... Some gringo named Dan was shot in the back of the ear .. He is supposedly alive... anyone else hear about this??

By Orgngrndr on Sunday, January 18, 2004 - 02:42 pm:  Edit

Lets hope it wasn't justdan!!!

OG

By Phoenixguy on Sunday, January 18, 2004 - 05:12 pm:  Edit

Hear about it? Hell, I was almost in it. It was somewhere around 3AM. I'd just left Lord Black about 5 minutes earlier and had walked about halfway over to Rio's - over where they have the benches that the pigeons poop all over. I'm standing there talking to El Negro and his amiga Jessica when BLAM.........BLAM...BLAM. We're watching to see what's going on, and we see this dude running south on the road that goes to the clubs. Within about 30 seconds I think every cop in Nogales was hauling ass to the scene. It took no time for the first police unit to arrive, then every other cop in Nogales started hauling ass onto the scene. Gotta give 'em props - they were on the scene quick. Shortly after the cops got the situation in hand, I saw an ambulance hauling ass to the south. They were obviously on the scene pretty fast too. I'm just glad the dude decided to head south instead of west...because that would have brought him and every trigger-happy cop in town right toward us.

There's an account in the Nogales paper: http://www.diariodelafrontera.com.mx/Historial/0118041B1.htm, but its in Spanish. From what I could make of their account, words were exchanged in Ferni's, then when they got outside somebody whipped out a 9mm and shot some dude in the throat (sounds like he survived) and nipped somebody else on the ear. The guy that got shot was apparently from Tucson, and after being checked out by the local docs was transferred over to the US hospital.

That was Fri night (Sat morning). Sat night there was a very heavy police presence around. They even came into Placers about 15 strong and looked the place over for a few minutes (4 or 5 of them ran straight upstairs where the privados are the moment they entered). Don't know if they checked the girls or there bags, but they didn't bother any of the customers, and they were in and out in less than 5 minutes. The Placers thing might have just been one of their routine club searches.

By Justdan on Sunday, January 18, 2004 - 05:34 pm:  Edit

thanks for the concern Orgngrndr,
also spoke to Happyboy this morning,

wasn't me......

By bluelight on Sunday, January 18, 2004 - 09:11 pm:  Edit

Ya, Saturday night was a mess. The Police were everywhere in force. I've had military with automatic rifles come into the clubs, but never seen police come in. The police where everywhere. Traffic was standstill all over town. This morning I read in the paper why. I thought guns were outlawed in Mexico, but I was told guns in the clubs isn't uncommon. That was news to me.

By Orgngrndr on Sunday, January 18, 2004 - 09:44 pm:  Edit

I think you my reason why i don't go into ferni's often. If I do. it's pretty much early on. You can't tell by the clientele, A lot of them have do-rags, and toughguy looks, wannabe's and posers.

This happens in Tucson too. I frequent raiders reef, but only during the day. The DJ's at RR would spin a lot of gagsta rap and hip-hop at night as a lot of girls were asking for it. Well pretty soon it brought in the gangsta's etc., and drove out the middle aged perv's like me. The thing was, we had money, the gansta's wouldn't, except the hard case drug dealers. As a result the place went to shit, the good lookin girls left after shooting and fights broke out too often. Even the day shift which was pretty mellow suffered. I'm not sure I/m comforted or not when I have to have a metal detector waived over me whenever I walk in.

A new manager has stopped all but a couple of hip-hop tunes, the ghetto-booty girls were all canned and the biz has picked up. At least its attracting the WGWM (white guys with money) crowd back.

Maybe Ferni's will get a clue and 86 the barrio boyz and attract the WGWM back.

OG

By Happyboy on Friday, March 26, 2004 - 04:32 pm:  Edit

Fernis got a Facelift, big time, brand new tile floors, new mirrors, stage.. The place actually looks.. great?? i am impressed... Maybe they decided to overhaul the bar due to slow business.. Catia was there on stage, looking good...

By Xenono on Monday, April 26, 2004 - 12:44 am:  Edit

I went to Ferni's last Sunday night. I thought the place was still a shithole for the most part.

The light colored paint on the walls was ok, but the chairs and furniture still suck. I didn’t notice any new tile and the stage seemed the same except that the place seemed more spacious and more open. Perhaps that is because of the light colored walls.

There were about 5 or 6 ladies working. I ordered a beer and tipped the waitress a buck. Big mistake….

Then I got a $7 table dance from an 18 year old cutie and the fucking waitress wanted another tip from me for purchasing a table dance from her. WTF?

The 18 year old and I went to a dark corner and she gave a decent dance. But the fucking waitress comes over after two minutes and says "time."

I took off after that. Fucking rip-off.

By Happyboy on Monday, April 26, 2004 - 10:53 pm:  Edit

the "new tile" replaced the old tore up carpet they had there for like five years... who was the 18 year old? was it cassandra??

By Xenono on Monday, April 26, 2004 - 11:15 pm:  Edit

I guess I didn't check out the floors. :-) For some reason I still remember seeing carpet. But that is probably just old memories.

No idea about the name of the 18 year old. She was a spinner with blonde hair as I recall. She sat next to another girl and they looked like they could have been sisters.

By Women_nut on Wednesday, December 22, 2004 - 04:02 pm:  Edit

I was down there about last summer and I stayed at a hotel behind that really nice hotel. I met the owner and his son, of the hotel, and they claimed that they were the owners of ferni's and another club. The owner was pretty cool. He met me walking in the street and showed me around town in his Ford expedition. I was also told that he owns the apartments where all the stripers stay at.

By Women_nut on Wednesday, December 22, 2004 - 04:06 pm:  Edit

I was also down in Nogales about a month ago and the cops stop me and asked for Id. Is that normal?

By Hot4ass2 on Saturday, November 05, 2005 - 04:08 pm:  Edit

Fermi's was closed last night. The locals say it has finally gone out of business. The place has sucked every time I have been there.

GOOD RIDDANCE!

By Hot4ass2 on Saturday, November 05, 2005 - 04:17 pm:  Edit

And I forgot to mention that the chubby waitress that was all over me during my previous trip to Fermi's has moved down the street to VIP Fiesta club.

VIP had a spinner who did a couple dances for me that allowed deep fingering and had her hands all over my dick. I was surprised that such a small girl could have such a loose pussy. Her skin was also badly flea bitten or otherwise damaged. Needless to say, I declined the other services that were offered by her.

By Phoenixguy on Saturday, December 03, 2005 - 11:11 pm:  Edit

Not sure what's going on at Fernis, but we were down last night and the Fernis sign was on. We didn't go in, but it sure seemed to be in business.

By Griff on Sunday, December 04, 2005 - 09:07 am:  Edit

hey PG, Friday night that was me yelling at you as you were walking towards the tracks across the street from RIO's. You had your own little POSSE!

By Phoenixguy on Sunday, December 04, 2005 - 01:32 pm:  Edit

I thought I heard my name, but figured it was just someone yelling at someone else. You should have come on over - Azguy, Peterm and I were out barhopping. Would have been fun to have a 4th musketeer.

By Hot4ass2 on Sunday, December 11, 2005 - 12:46 pm:  Edit

12/10/2005: This shithole was open again and worse than ever. I guess that they were "upgrading" the sound system or on vacation that time I found it closed.

Now their dumb ass hearing impaired (i.e. DEAF) DJ was playing the "music" above the threshold of pain. Wish I had a decibel meter, but it was so fucking loud that there was no hope of carrying on a conversation with any of the FIVE chicas that still hang out in that dive. Only ONE chica was doable!

I stayed there about 10 minutes, but could not stand the noise long enough to finish my beer.

By Roberto on Monday, February 05, 2007 - 06:41 pm:  Edit

Is this dump open or closed these days? I am just trying to figure out how many clubs are left.

By Happyboy on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 - 12:31 am:  Edit

Closed clubs: fernis, rio, lord black..

cherry only open days, obsessions open, bolerio open, placers open, fiesta palace open, studio 69 (formerly lipsticks) open..

By Roberto on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 - 05:08 pm:  Edit

They need to all die out and start over. Ah, the good ole days around 2000-2003. Brings a tear to my eye.

By Catocony on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 - 06:44 pm:  Edit

Was it Cherry's or Ferni's that was home to the $20 blowjob? Sure it was in a telephone booth but got the job done and was cheap.


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