Here it is guys!

Here is nothing

And that, I believe, pretty well summarizes Red's relationship with Donkey Pie!

End of thread?

It's a sensitive subject

What, you are regaining some feeling Red after Donkey Pie kicked you to the curb?

Poor thing, after being rode hard and put away wet....

POSTED BY MILKMAN 3/5/02
Is Redongdo responsible ?
Will she cross the border and have the baby here and ask for Donkey Support ?
Should Redongdo hire a lawyer ?
I heard she fucks like an animal !!!
I wonder if she does anal ?

From another chicas mouth I heard she is no longer working and is dedicated to one man.

Congratulations Red !!!
Shes a keeper !!

Milky
POSTED BY RABIDKANG 3/5/02
the grapevine. Oh well goodluck dude. Just curious, why do you all call her donkey kong...er pie?

POSTED BY CURIOUS 3/5/02
...be nice to my buddy Red!
He is having enough trouble getting her to dye all her hair blonde every week!!

POSTED BY 694 ME 3/5/02
It depends whether Red is an Ass. If so the offspring will be have long ears and bray a lot

POSTED BY BILLFROMREADING 3/5/02
Well, knowing Red from his board presence only, I think we can pretty much guarantee the braying part.

POSTED BY FARSIDER 3/5/02
...will THAT offspring look like? LOL...

POSTED BY BILLFROMREADING 3/5/02
God, I hope the kid looks like (his/her/its) mother!
Pity the poor kid if (he/she/it) looks like Redongdo.
Is Redongdo going to make an honest burro out of donkey pie?
The last thing we need is another bastard pack animal in the world.

POSTED BY FARSDIER 3/5/02
"Is Redongdo going to make an honest burro out of donkey pie?"
You don't mean (GASP) a wedding?

Will this be the first wedding in recorded history where the groom rides the bride down the aisle?

POSTED BY BILLFROMREADING 3/5/02
Well I think the big question is......
Will the bride wear white? (Or black and white which appears to be far more popular with her peers).

POSTED BY MILKMAN 3/5/02
And from what I can tell Red is a good man.
He will make her happy !!
I am glad for the both of them.

Milky

POSTED BY REDONGO 3/7/02

We had a great time last night. After some furious love making that left hoof marks on my chest she gave me a great massage. A little stronger than I like and it was a hassle getting those metal shoes off the bottom of her feet....but hey...That's my Donkey Pie!

POSTED BY BYRON 3/7/02

If your intention of posting these is to "prove" that Ben's SP stories are as irrelevant as your DP stories, then you are dead wrong. Ben's stories are real, yours aren't.
If you are trying to be funny, then, I am sorry but I've got to tell you. It had its moment, but has become a bore.