Submitted by Chilango on December 15, 1999

Introduction


I recently returned from a two weeks travel to Morelia, Capitol City of the Pacific State of Michoacan. Morelia is a very old city, and there are many reasons for tourism, let it be business tourism or leisure tourism. It is a starting point to travel to industrial cities like Lazaro Cardenas, or to more leasuring ones, like Patzcuaro. The city itself is a great example of colonial architecture, and many buildings, especially downtown, have a history of 150 years, at least.

Morelia also is kind of a "college" city, and you will note early during your stance that there are many nice, young and pretty girls in the city. In fact, I will dare to add that perhaps Michoacan is the cradle of the most beautiful ladies in this part of the country.

The cuisine of Michoacan is highly regarded in my country: from the tarasco cuisine near to Morelia Valley, to the high sierra near Jalisco or the poor but generous region near Guerrero, it is a flavor to the state that you can not miss. Try especially the "corundas", small corn cakes, usually served with heavy cream and beans sauce, and of course the famous "morelianas", a dessert made of cajeta (burned milk) and rice or wheat thin plates.

Michoacan’s handicrafts are also famous all over Mexico. Take by example the exquisite crafts in copper from Santa Maria del Cobre, the lacquer works of the regions near Guerrero, or the sober wood works from the altiplano and sierra.

Socially, Morelia is what I would classify as a mid class, not very big but respectable city. The people tend to be a little on the religious side, but then not really conservative. Is also kind of a seasonal city, and it must be said, during the off-crop seasons the main income comes from USA, as money sent from immigrants workers in Texas and California.

That being said, and getting into the main reason of this report, I will introduce one thing that annoys me from Morelia. In almost every place you can find a wide spectrum of possibilities for pay-for-sex activities. However, in Morelia this spectrum seems to be reduced to the middle class; expect to pay $50-$200 for your releasing activities in Morelia.

The local area code is 43. I will supply all numbers in the "older" form, which is only six digits long. Morelian telephone companies are now switching to a seven numbers system. If you have trouble reaching some of the phone numbers, try to add a "3" before the number provided.

Massage parlor scene

I was able to found only two massage parlors in Morelia.

The first one: Aristeo Mercado 1045, just in front of the Secondary School #15. It is near to the hotel zone at Periferico. This is, as far as I can tell, a legit massage parlor with no other services offered. The massage however is superb, and it is an excellent way to relax after a heavy day of work. The cost is $25. The phone number is 15-3948, and they serve you from 11:00 to 21:00. It is very advisable to have an appointment in advance, however it can be solved with a call 30-45 minutes before you drop by the place.

The other one: Now, there is some thing to talk. It is close to Lazaro Cardenas "Salinas y Rocha" store, by the Lazaro Cardenas market. The address is Juan Jose de Legarza 600. The phone number is 17-4784. They will begin with a massage, which is $25, and it is not a great thing, but is given with enough expertise to make you wonder about other services available. The girl will offer a handjob for $20 more, a BJ for $50 or full service for $100 more. In my experience, this is quite negotiable, so exercise your bargain skills. The first time I was server by Monica, brunette about 19 years old, nice round and big eyes, and a perfect and gorgeous ass. She said she would not do full service, however. About a 7 in looks, and 7 for technique in BJ. Second time I rather avoided Monica, and gone instead with Raquel, blonde about 21 years old, with nice 36 B tits and a pair of legs that last forever. About 8.3 in looks, but lousy 6 for performance.

Street Scene

I passed on this one, because most of the girls are too fat for my (I like from skinny to average), and I decided that the price were not worth it. You can find them on the street behind the Main Bus Station, and the actual cost is about $50 for half-and-half, including nearby hotel rooms. In this zone there are also some TV and TS, charging about the same. Judging by the exterior, it can be just like the "rooms" described on the discussion about La Merced in Mexico City. One coworker tipped me on Carpinteros and Plateros street, near the aqueduct, stating that on Fridays and Saturdays nights one can find very nice over there, charging about $75. I did not verified this, but I certainly doubt it because the zone is highly residential, the price do not sound right for me, and the aqueduct is one of the most secured streets in Morelia.

Incall Scene

If the Incall is your thing, then you certainly have the widest spectrum all over Morelia. I got over 25 phone numbers from different agencies and individuals there, and they are available at your request. I will list however only the numbers of the escorts and agencies that I tried myself.

First one, 27-2478, ask for Katia. After a brief talking that make me feel like I was in the States, with many euphemism and untrustinees, she sent me Samantha. She asked for ID and confirmed it with credit card, a first in my experience in Mexico. She is a gorgeous, tall and blonde woman. This is not my style, as I tend to prefer smaller girls, but if she knocks your door, you will find impossible to send her back. She is about 1.80 m, looks like she is 20 yo, but confessed to be 27. I will guess on a 92-60-92 figure, with very nice enhanced breast about a C cup, a strange but lovely mole over her shoulder, and awesome derriere. Cost was $180, plus a tip of $25. About a 9 in looks, 7 for performance.

13-9708, this is Wendy number. She went herself to deliver an exquisite two hours session for $150. She is kinda short, with strange breast (nipples seem to be in the wrong place), and just average all about her. Light brown hair, with zones of darker hair. About 23 yo. There is nothing stunning about her, until you are in the sack. 6 for looks, 9 for performance. About anything around her is very hygienic (will bath before and after, only covered BJ, etc.) but strangely, she will french kiss you.

At the 12-9533 Ms. Lupita sent Amanda, a petite and very pretty woman. About 1.55 m., with a tiny frame and delicious and wonderful legs, topped with 32 B breasts, and profound and dark eyes. After according a fee in the $150 vicinity, we proceed to the deed, where I decided that I never would call her again. About everything was painful or upsetting to her, did not were able to maintain a lucid conversation and she is a freaky in hygienic matters. Do not misunderstand me: I appreciate a girl that is concerned with hygiene, but then there is difference between being concerned and being obnoxious. I will give a 9 on the looks department and a 3 in performance.

There is kind of a relaxed policy on guest in your rooms. However, if you are staying at some chain hotel (Holiday Inn, Two Trees, etc) avoid bringing them to your rooms. A pair of cost effective and nice hotels are the Montecarlo, in the exit to Patzcuaro, or in the other extreme of the city the Casablanca, my personal favorite, at the exit to Guadalajara close to the Federal Highway Police camp. Both of the charge $18 for a hotel room, or $22 if you prefer a motel type room. Sorry, I do not have the telephone numbers for them, but you should be able to find them in the local yellow pages.

Strip club scene

I will not monger anymore during December. It is my purpose. And my reality, after all the money I spent in Morelia. However, as soon as you discover the strip club scene of Morelia, you will understand me. This is almost paradise. Nirvana. They have just spoiled the rest of my life, because now I am not willing to the nightclubs I used to frequent. Really.

There many strips clubs scattered along Periferico, especially from the Salamanca exit to the west. There you can find the Junior’s (which has a page in the net), the Continental (my preferred one), the Extasis, The Montecarlo and so on.

Be prepared to spend a hell of a time. If you are used to the TJ scene, perhaps it will be not as impacting as when you come from Mexico City or Guadalajara, but still then, expect to party like hell. Almost all national drinks are between $1and $2 for you. Only $1.5 and $2.5 for her. The table dance tickets are $5, and in most places for every four you will have one free! The bar fines are cheap, starting at $10.

My! This is such a venue, that you have to experience it by yourself. I preferred the Continental (in fact, I fined two of the girls, for two very sensual and unrushed sessions.) because the variety over there is almost inebriating, and the quality is top. The Juniors has a higher standard regarding variety, but still you will find top quality; however the dances tend to be low mileage. The Extasis and Montecarlo are just great if you are looking for someone to fine, as the proportion of girls who will go will be much higher than in the Continental or Junior’s.

Some loose facts and data: expect to pay fines of between $10 and $20 at the Juniors and Continental, depending on the hour. The fine at Extasis and Montecarlo is lower, and you do not pay anything if you choose to go the rooms upstairs. The fee for a girl at the Continental can be appraised at about $150, same as the Junior’s. At the Extasis expect to pay around $100, and never pay more than $80 at the Montecarlo. The closest hotels have a high traffic, and they are not good, unless you will go to your trick and that is. It is better to go to the Casablanca. If you need to catch your breath, you will appreciate it. Moreover, the girls will certainly be much happier, evidently reflecting into a better service.

Non-pro tips

I certainly did not have much time to explore these venues. However, I got lucky and meet a nice Michoacana, an art student. There are two main discos: the XO, near the Americas plaza, about one block away from the Peugot agency, and the "Martinos" (I am sure of the name) over Periferico almost in front of the zoo. There are however, lots of banda and rodeo places, if that is your cup of tea. Also, I learned that around the area were I stayed (Chapultepec Sur) there were lots of bares and saloons, and that Michoacanas has an strange fascination over pool and billiards. At Lazaro Cardenas, almost in the corner with Batalla de Angostura, there is a nice and very well ambienced bar to continue the chase after hours. They have live music with some very nice rock en español.

Regards, enjoy and stay safe.

Chilango Chilaquil.