Well, I finally decided to give one (or two) of Jesse's girls a spin, so I figured I'd report my findings.

(FYI - Jesse is a pimp who works out of Placer's)

I was in the mood for a little outside-the-club action, but the prospects for hotel-dating a bar chica weren't too good tonight (Nogie was a ghost town), and Jesse was ready with his stable of ho's, so I thought I'd give it a shot. He will call one of his ho's and have her drive over to Placer's, and you can either go with her (or them) - or you can turn it down and try another one. The deal I got was $100 for the chica and $20 for Jesse - not a bad deal in Nogie. Don't expect to fuck these girls all night - you should get an hour or so to do the job (fucky + sucky), not much else. When you're feeneeshed, you're feeneeshed - so take your time.

So Jesse makes the call and the chicas show up about 30 min later. The chicas arrive and it's time to go take a look. I was not too excited about the notion of looking over a chica and saying "yeah" or "nay" (I hate that kind of setup), but 5 beers helped made the job doable. We went outside to the car with the girls (2) in it. One was doable and the other was a little chubby (or a lot, it turns out). Turns out the one for me was the flaca one, so I said okay and we're off.

We drove to a rent-a-dive joint a couple blocks from Rio. Not too romantic, but that's what you get with pimp girls. Right away, they started hitting me up for paying for both girls. I should have said no right away, but I was contemplating getting a menage a trois under my belt. I decided against it, but they kept hounding me. I need to quit being such a fucking wimp. The pimps and hookers play tough, I should play tough as well. I have way too much experience under my belt to keep being such a sucker. I finally relented to paying another $60 for the other chica, who turned out to be nothing short of gorda. I thought maybe I'd get a BJ from one and something else (though in retrospect, not sure what) from the other. But I mainly just caved in, being the wimp that I am.

The flaca, Carina, was actually very nice and spoke some English. She was only "doable" in street clothes (face sort of plain and some acne scars) - but she had an exquisite body. Almost a perfect petit flaca. 5', 90#. Gorgeous legs (!) and beautiful ass. FUCK, she looked good naked. Perfect figure. Nice tits, too, but neither chica took her top off. I should have asked, or insisted, but I didn't. I don't think foreplay was part of the bargain anyway. I aksed for DATY several times but was declined. Something about "private", or "that's private", or "that's not for you...". Oh well...

I got a nice and fairly long covered BJ from the flaca. She was content to suck me in between yacking with her friend, so I was content. It was about as good as a covered BJ gets... No teeth, deep action and slow and smooth. I would have popped with about another minute or two of that.

The flaca got on top and it was quickly apparent that I'd only get about 1/2 my dick in her all night (she was a little too 'petit'). That was going nowhere fast, so I got out the lube. For some reason, she seemed quite resistant about the lube at first. I think it turns out that she didn't understand what I meant by "locion" - turns out I should have said "lubricante". The cowgirl didn't last long, so we switched to missionary.

She had her fingers down there to keep me from going in too far, and she was so small that at times I wansn't sure I wasn't fucking her fingers and not her panocha. But a couple visual inspections let me know I was in her - about 2-3 inches anyway. But I was enjoying it nonetheless. I was in no hurry to finsih. I was lubed up and she felt pretty good. I wanted to draw it out as long as I could. She wasn't playing "feeneesh" with me, but she was wearing out, so I had to fuck the gorda.

The gorda, Yolanda, was none to appetizing, but at this point, I just wanted to move my dick in and out of a pussy for as long as I could, so I wasn't too unhappy. She just layed there and yacked a million miles an hour in Spanish with her friend while I happily went in and out. Fine with me. If they're yacking, they can't "feeneesh" or up the price again.

The lube was wearing thin and I hadn't cum yet, so I'd have to pony up for some more time. Not that I expected to fuck these girls for 3 hours for $100... The flaca let the gorda do all the negotiating, unfortunately. She tried to get $40 or more for each of them. I was pretty close to finishing, so I didn't need both of them. Fortunatley, I insisted on only paying another $40 for the flaca, so I got to finish with her. I figured my $40 had better buy me enough time so I wouldn't have to rush. I got to take another 10-15 minutes of slow, smooth, in-out in that tiny panocha - and finished up.

These girls must have been union chicas - they had their little sex kit at the ready, with condoms and even sanitary wipes. Nothing was sin condom and they made sure I switched condoms before switching girls. They insisted on putting the condom on for you, and cleaning you up when you are done. Sanitary wipes for everyone! I asked if they were going to sleep after this, but they apparently were just getting started (about 3 AM). They made a killing off of me, that's for sure.

Oh yeah, the phone rang three times and there were two knocks on the door during my visit, but fortunately it only amounted to brief coitus interruptus.

Oh, and as soon as I walked out the door to go home, a cop walked in our rent-a-dive. Not sure if he was the boyfirend, husband, hired protection, or simply... next! I was spooked for a second but relieved he wanted nothing from me...

Overall not a bad experience. It might be worth $120 to fuck on a bed for an hour or so, but not $220 to do so with no foreplay, no titties and no DATY. I would be more than happy to see Carina again - if it was w/o her friend, and if she had a bigger panocha, and if she took her top off, and if I could DATY, and there was foreplay allowed. She had an absolutely exquisite body. But pimp ho's and street girls are not suited for GFE, I guess.

I would say, based on my experience, that Jesse's girls are not a bad option. When we first walked into Placer's, he pointed out a chica that was supposedly a member of his stable - she looked pretty good - I'd definietly do her. I paid $100 for the chica and $20 for Jesse's service. Expect an hour or so to get off, but don't expect a GFE. If I do it again, I'll make sure she's going to take her top off and allow a little foreplay...

And above all, don't get suckered into paying for her "friend", too. I get the impression that the girls travel in pairs, probably for their safety and comfort level. But make it plain that you're only interested in one girl - and that it's the cute one! If that means her "friend" gets to chill by herself while you get your nut on, so be it. And be prepared for chicas taking every opportunity to part you from some more of your cash. Make sure everybody knows what you're paying for up front and stick to your guns.

I paid too much and let myself get suckered a little bit, but that was my own fault. Jesse did his part and delivered with the 'ho and I was on my own from there.

MrBillO^™- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

$220? WOW! That changes things alittle for me. I think I paid for Alondra's 10 day vacation this weekend, but it was easily worth every penny. I just wish I could speak enough spanish to tell her that also.

Remember the blond Fernada from Cherry's that wanted me to have a 3-way with her roommate? She is now waitressing at Rios. She's still blond and I think she finishes work at 11 or 12. I didn't ask if she is still doing privates at her apartment, but it would be an option.

Well, remember that I could have gotten by for $120 if 1) I didn't cave in to paying for the other chica and 2) if I didn't take so damn long and have to pony up for extra time.

I remember you telling me about the blonde Fernanda, but I'm not sure I could ID her. I'll keep that in mind, though.

MrBillO^™- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

Interesting report MrB. Knowing Nogi was dead sort of makes me feel better about not having made it down there this weekend like I had wanted to. I had a suspicion that Easter Sunday might throw Sat night off a bit. Dunno how much spring break plays into things, but I guess it all adds up.

>>> The flaca, Carina, was actually very nice and spoke some English. She was only "doable" in street clothes (face sort of plain and some acne scars) - but she had an exquisite body. Almost a perfect petit flaca. 5', 90#. Gorgeous legs (!) and beautiful ass.

That sounds a lot like a chica this hombre Tony brought to my room the first time I was in Nogi. Awesome body, but face full of acne scars. But I opted for another of the three gals he had brought by that night.

>>> Oh yeah, the phone rang three times and there were two knocks on the door during my visit, but fortunately it only amounted to brief coitus interruptus.

Now *that* would annoy the hell out of me.

>>> I would be more than happy to see Carina again - if it was w/o her friend, and if she had a bigger panocha, and if she took her top off, and if I could DATY, and there was foreplay allowed.

Damn B, you trying to see how many "if"s you can work into one sentence or what? Sounds like you're trying to talk yourself into something. ;)

I've been pretty lucky so far in Nogi. The times I've had with chicas there haven't been what you'd call total GFEs, but they've been a lot closer to that than to a typical hour with pro. Maybe it helps that I prefer to get at least a few hours of the girl's time, so there's no rush?

I gave the Blonde Fernanda a test drive at Rios' on Saturday evening. She was quite accomodating but somewhat pricey. I got a covered bj from her and she performed very well.
Nice girl but she needs to put both feet on the ground,\

CHICA REPORT - LORENA

Once I realized that my lover, Daisy was MIA tonight for sure, I give in to Jesse's attempt(s) to show me a girl. Of course, this one (like all of his chicas supposedly) was going to be hotter than any chica in town and would fuck me all I want - whatever... We ran outside and met Lorena and her sister. Lorena looked pretty good, but her sister was pretty plain. I just decided WTF, it's still early (9 PM), and I can get my sex on and the night will still be young.

So off we go to her apartment. It's always a little freaky getting in some strange (non English-speaking) chica's car and driving off to her place to fuck - it's awkward, to say the least. I was pretty chipper, however, and managed to strike up a litle convo en espanol, so we got to break the ice a little bit. Of course, she asked if I wanted to fuck her sister, too. In the first place, paying for two of Jesse's chicas is a rip-off - it basically means you pay twice the price : 1/2 chica x 2 at full price each. Her sister was quite plain, anyway. But it was nice of her to offer to let me fuck her sister - LOL (sort of).

We get to her apartment just a few blocks from the tittie bars. Every chica apartment looks exactly alike - two square, white rooms and a bed, maybe a TV. Her sister retired to the next room with the screaming kid, but gracias a Dios, the wailer-in-the-trailer clammed up when mommy got home. I always like to have a beer and a smoke before a hotel date, just to relax a tad after the unnerving drive over. I was still, right up till fucky time, afraid I might have an ice queen on my hands. Mainly just because we're both total strangers and just "met" - no time to build rapport - and she's completely sober.

Well, Lorena turned out to be a pleasant surprise. She's fairly pretty - not a stunner but pretty cute - pretty blonde, curly/wavy hair. Nice body - just about my body type (flaca + 15 lbs or so). Nice, natural large B-cup bananna boobies - nice nipples. Pretty nice ass. Non-smoker-drinker-druggie. Very clean chica - sprayed perfume near the panocha - good girl! Her panocha was average, but clean and no aftertaste. And a nice little touch - she got in her see-thru fuck me dress and put on a little dance/show for me. Not the nice touch you'd expect from one of Jesse's girls.

I did my usual routine of breast fondling/sucking, body sucking and wound my way down to DATY. DFK is obviously out with these chicas, but she wasn't too enthused on letting me kiss her neck, but was nice about it. Foreplay with a total stranger sure is awkward, for both of us, so I wasn't sure how she'd react to DATY, even though I made sure she was cool with it beforehand. Funny, I demand DATY but not BBBJ - what the fuck is wrong with me? ;-) I forgot the BJ both times that night - doh!

Anyway, I munched on her for as long as I figured she could stand it. She didn't seem to react one way or the other to it, but it turns out, I think, that it helped pave the way for my first ever *confirmed* "O" with a working chica. (I know, the shame...)

One really nice thing about Lorena is that she was wet as a faucet by the time the DATY was done. So I glide into her for missionary - nice and wet, but turns out this chica has a small (and VERY sensetive) panocha. Damn... But that was, surprisingly, not much of a minus as it turns out. Her being wet as hell made the miss. very smooth - nice and slow in/out - I was liking it. Every time I got even 2/3 of the way in, she would wince (slightly). But oddly enough, surprise! She reached over for the TP - and it wasn't for me! She told me something like, "oops, I had an orgasm". Woo hoo!! MrBill finally gives a chica an O. I told her how happy that made me. Maybe I could give her a couple more - it's really a shame she's so small - if she wasn't, I could have given her at least a couple more. I think her good attitude plus the fact that she got so wet and O'd means that she's pretty new at this. In this case, that was a good thing - it's not always, for sure.

Well, I wasn't in a hurry and Lorena was a sweetie and not rushing me, so I got my coitus on for a good long while. She stayed wet the whole time, which was nice. Usual 3 position routine. Crossed the finish line after what seemed like a long time, but it had only been about 40 minutes. I was wondering why she wasn't going anywhere after I spurted.. So we make small talk about the fire in Tucson and her aspirations as a Nurse. The point is that she honored her commitment for one hour's sexual adventure and didn't just kick my ass out. Good girl!

Lorena asked if I wanted to fuck her sister again, but I declined. Her sister seemed not the least bit jazzed about the prospect anyway. Kind of morbid, really - having a struggling nursing student offer you to fuck her sister. I just blocked it out with the rest of the shit - goes with the territory, I guess. Lorena drove me back to Placer's, and I got her phone number - she offered - I never ask, because if you have to ask, she's probably not a repeat candidate. I would certainly repeat if she had another two inches of pussy. She's real sweet, and I'd love to have an orgasmic favorita. Oh well...

Summary: Lorena is pretty, has a nice bod, great attitude, no "feeneesh", likes DATY, WET, orgasmic - and a sweetheart. What's not to like? Definitely the cream of the crop from Jesse's stable of ho's. MrBill stamp of approval.

MrBillO^™- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

CHICA REPORT - ALEJANDRA

Back at the tittie bars, there was wall to wall top shelf pussy at every bar we went to - LB, Placer's and Obsessions. But the barfine date was getting to be out of my price range. So I had Jesse bring over his ever-at-the-ready stable of ho's. This time, five of them. Carina and Yolanda were there. Carina would try to get my attention - I feel bad not picking her, but she's just too small. The third one was way too chunky, so that left two candidates. I had pretty much decided on the chica in the driver's seat - pretty nice body and kind of tall - not quite the looker but not bad, either - next time... But for some reason Jesse picked the runner-up for me - not sure why he did that... But the decision was made and we were off.

Alejanra didn't look too bad out of the car, though. Decent thick legs and ass, and A-B cup (A it turns out). Straight, medium length blonde hair, 27 y/o. She was somewhat cute - kind of reminiscent of pre-stardom Madonna (not that hot, but kinda looks like her). She was kind of cool (cold attitude) before the hotel, so I wasn't too sure how it would go. And she was equally cool inside the hotel. Oh well, I was getting kind of tired, so I figured I'd, at a minimum, get a little quality groping, sucking and fucking - and go to sleep. Forgot to ask for BJ again - doh! That's a requirement for these chicas.

The foreplay was lousy - pretty cold fish and tits were too small. It's hard enough to enjoy foreplay with a total stanger, let alone a cold one. On to DATY. Another let-down - foul tasting panocha. It wasn't horrible, but just shy of it. Almost had to hold my breath. Hard to enjoy in those circumstances. Mix that with a little poo-poo odor, and you have a less than fresh dine at the Y. I tried to give her an O, but it wasn't happening. I watched her eyes to try to see if she's liking it, faking it, or not liking it. She just kept her eyes shut, so maybe she was trying. But no reaction or movement at all - maybe a little movement, but barely perceptible.

So it's off to the missionary with Alejandra. At least she was good and wet. She was also too small, but not as uncomfortable with it (i.e. not painful). Uninspired but nice smooth in/out again. I'll get her on top and see if I can fuck some life into her. I ground her around a little on top, but no reaction. She moaned a little bit here and there, but probably just out of discomfort. Then off to doggie style. She did have a pretty nice ass, so that was alright.

Well, I'd had about four hours to recharge, but it still took quite a while to finish. I'm sure I'd have finished in 1/2 the time if she wasn't "just there". I did get to fuck her doggie for quite a while - a good thing, but her attitude made it pretty much a wash. I wasn't struggling to cum, but it was taking a while. I wansn't really in a rush. For a non-BJ session of probably 30-40 minutes, I figure she owes me at least a little patience. She didn't "you feeneesh" with me, but she was starting to wear out a little. I guess you can't blame them - unless the girl likes the sex, there's only so much you can expect them to take.

Fortunately, she stayed wet long enough for me to finish without that awful drying-up. She did begin to enforce the 3" limit after a while - probably just getting a little sore. But she did it on and off - so not too bad. Unfortunately, she was enforcing it when I came, which really limits the in/out to about 1" travel. I should have had her remove the manual chastity belt for a bit while I finished, but I was too fixated on just cuming by now. Too bad, it would have made for a nice, slow, drawn out finish.

Obviously, there isn't going to be any pillow talk and snuggling with this charmer, so I pretty much turned her loose.

Recommended? NOPE.

MrBillO^™- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

Foul odor of poo poo...yuck.

Sounds like you got the 2nd tier girls. If you insist, he can usually get some 1st tier ones. Enjoy.

Hey, Roberto.

What do you mean by 1st tier girls? Are they freelancers or do you mean club chicas? Lorena was the best I've seen so far (of his girls).

MrBill

Chica report - Isabella and friend

Note - Roberto reported a good, long time with Isabella, so YMMV. But here was my experience with her (and her amiga).

"...Gilberto shows up outside with Isabella and her amiga. Isabella looks okay, so we split. Now I’m wondering what the other chica is going to do – I know I’m going to have to fight off the “come on, do my friend, too” pitch. Isabella was going to leave her in the car the whole time. I don’t like this because it seems like bad manners, and it gives me the feeling that we won’t be in there too long. So I try to invite her up, but I think that got interpreted into meaning that I’d do her, too.

I gave Isabella $100 and she asked for another $20. No biggie. Then when the amiga gets included in the package, I make sure and ask how long I’ll get with the two of them. Isabella says two hours, so I figure WTF. Turns out to be the smartest move I made all night. I told Isabella I only had $80 left, but that seemed to be sufficient.

Isabella looked pretty good in the car, not quite as good in the light, but not too bad. She had a fairly nice body, it seemed. Nice butt, not that I’d get to fuck it… When the clothes came off, the body went from an 8 to about a 6. Oh well. I mainly wanted to pound that sweet arse.

Well, we finally got started with the sexo. Not sure how this was going to turn out. Isabella wanted to dive right in with the BJ, but only covered. I finally talked her into giving me a little uncovered, but it was the shortest BBBJ in MrBill history – literally about five seconds. She’d do some more covered, which wouldn’t have been too bad but for the condom. I literally can’t feel shit with a covered BJ.

I had to coax Isabella into letting me dine on her before she rushed to get me in and out of her as quickly as possible. Two hours? Yeah, right… She put up with a little of it, but not much. First full bush I’ve had in ages. But it wasn’t too bad, and she seemed fresh enough. She seemed to dig it, but just didn’t have the patience or kindness to let me have much of that. So it’s on with the sexo.

Only good thing about Isabella was that she was plenty wet. More or less average missionary session. She was a little bit small in there, but not too much, and not being bad about it. I wasn’t about to pop too soon, but thank God the Viagra was doing it’s job (as it is still) – and she stayed nice and wet throughout. I figured I’d try to either 1) get some kind of tingly going or 2) pump until her patience ran out. Number two got there first. I was thinking, alright, time for my doggie pounding. And she had just the right ass for it. But she was like, enough already – why don’t you just fuck my amiga, here. Bitch…

Oh, only two-girl action I got was a little ball grabbing from behind from the amiga while I went down on and fucked Isabella. BFD…

So it’s me and the amiga’s turn (forgot her name or couldn't understand it..) "Amiga" is quite plump, but not really “fat”. I’m not minding it. And she’s actually pretty cute. And a hell of a lot nicer than Isabella, it would turn out. Isabella splits for ?? and I don’t see her again.

So "Amiga" is up to bat. I womp on her nice natural C/D-cups for a while. Then I go down for some Y but she’s not having any of that. I asked her why later, and it turns out she prefers girls, and that area is reserved for them (as it is with some straight girls, too). I got some more useless covered BJ from her, and at this point, I’m wondering if that’s all I’m going to get. I think that might have been her intention since she seemed to be reluctant when I tried to get her panties off. But they came off eventually. Man, I was wondering just about how screwed I was going to get out of this deal, literally and figuratively.

So we go at it in missionary and that was pretty cool. "Amiga" was nice and wet throughout, too, and without the aid of any DATY. That was kind of cool, actually. "Amiga" was a little “deeper” than Isabella, and at one point I was slappin’ her missionary style such that it literally made a prominent slapping sound. First time for that – I liked it…

Then I flip her around and it’s time for my long awaited doggy style pounding. Finally… Maybe I’ll salvage something out of my $xxx one nut evening after all.

"Amiga" is a pretty big gal, but for whatever reason that did not bother me at all. I guess she’s one of those chicas who just “wears it well”. So "Amiga" is on all fours and it’s time for some serious bumpin’. Yeah… I slide in without even having to fumble around for the right opening and it’s time for slap, whack, thwap… Oh yeah, that’s what I came here for. It didn’t take forever for the magic moment to arrive, but it wasn’t in a big hurry to show up, either – so about perfect. Goddammit I love nothing more than pounding chicas from behind with just enough cushion for the pushin’. Wham, bam, slap, slap, repeat. Oh yeah… Good stuff, Maynard.

"Amiga" is starting to dry up a little bit, as we were taking our time. So I dob on just a tiny bit of lube and go back at it. Perfect… Bless her heart, "Amiga" is taking everything in stride and no “feeneesh” whatsoever. The money shot approaches and I pick up the pace, going deeper and faster. I let slip a couple of “si, si…” and "Amiga" picks up the moaning to match. Good girl! It was a great finish except for the fact that it was my first (and only) nut of the night. I don’t know about y’all, but for some reason, I can barely perceive the first nut. For some reason, the second one is always a lot better. I think it must be those goddamm rubbers (even the super-thin ones). Oh well, it’s really the destination, not the journey. (Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that, you fuggin loser)

Right after Isabella flipped me over to her amiga after about 10 minutes of BJ and sex (combined), she ordered a boat load of food from the hotel restaurant on my credit card. Well, that turned out to be a God-send. Me and "Amiga" chowed down and made some small talk.

Turns out "Amiga" is a real sweetheart. We had a decent if halting conversation in Spanish – she doesn’t speak a word of English. Isabella speaks okay English, but she’s AWOL. Fine with me – I wasn’t really happy with Isabella by now anyway. And I assume Isabella gets the $120 for her 10 minutes of “service”, and her poor amiga whom did all the work, gets the other $80. If the world of pimps 'n ho’s were just, LOL, Isabella would get $30 and "Amiga" $120. I would consider a next time with "Amiga", but not her bitch “friend” Isabella.

Isabella calls just as I’m giving "Amiga" a nice massage which she’s just beginning to enjoy. Earlier, me and "Amiga" discussed getting some mota, and "Amiga" spins it like she’s going to get some mota and come back. Well, I’ve never known a chica to leave your (or I should say, MY) hotel room and come back, LOL. So that’s the end of my “date”.

I guess overall not too bad. I really had a blast all night before the hotel date. Only regret is letting Isabella get the money "Amiga" deserved.

In summary:

Isabella - thieving bitch

Amiga - okay if you like em chunky and don't need to give/recieve oral

MrBill - ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

Sorry you had a bad time. As they say YMMV. I had quite the opposite experience as you know. However, if a girl acts like that with you she will probably do it again. If anything, Isabella is probably a good person to know because she seems to be the ringleader of the freelancers.