I've decided to start carrying a small penlight with me on my sojourns.

The clubs are getting darker and darker and it is getting harder and harder to see your change.

Plus, the cheap disposable one are good for flagging down chicas, and then leting them have it as a little extra propina.

Those l.e.d. type key ring lights work really well. They are super bright. I've seen them mostly in knife shops but may be available elsewhere.

Flashlights?!. Where is Westfargo when we need him?

I think Westfargo is still over at the free clinic. Looks like fucking all those whores bareback has finally caught up with him.