Nun Chaak

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By The_ambassador on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 09:54 pm:  Edit

This place used to be so absolutely sketchy it scared away all but the most knowledgeable, and adventurous, gringos, so is still mostly frequented by locals. However on my last visit I found it sporting a new expansion which considerably raised it's appearance, although not from the street. The driveway used to be so potholed it looked like the Ho (no pun intended) Chi Min Trail after a bombing run by B-52's, and is only marginally better now, be careful if you are on a rental scooter and have been drinking!

However after negotiating this driveway and rounding the bottom edge of the establishment (past where one would have entered before) one finds a large covered concrete dance stage complete with galvanised dance pole . This has several plastic tables with surrounding chairs for patrons, and to the left the self serve bar where cervezas are $3. One will find local guys drinking with a few girls to keep company or to dance with. uphill to the right is a rundown strip of rooms with a motel type structure...

Early hours one might not think that mongers would find business here, but later on there are usually a half dozen girls with one usually good looker. This is where I found an attractive 29 y.o. chica in from El Salvador, a 7.5 for looks but an obvious sparkling personality which semed to promise a good time, not like most of the islands's jaded pros. (Beware the large woman with the beak nose, maybe 36 y.o. who seems ALWAYS there and very aggressive, she will seat herself with any gringo immediately and ask repeatedly if you want "sucky fucky", believe me you won't. I just tell her I'm gay, which she won't understand not knowing english, but she will soon get the picture and depart.)

We negototiated $60 with the woman from El Salvador which included the $20 room, for an hour of as much as I could handle. She indeed gave me my first true GFE, with BBBJ to start and the same to completion, with every position including a long mounted sideways ride on top of me, in between. The 50mg Viagra from the pharmacia stood me well. Afterwards gave her a ten min. neck/back massage and a Maybelline Lip Gloss which both were appreciated. Unfortuately when I returned two nights later she had returned to El Salvador.

This place is usually open until 3 AM and is mostly an outdoor drinking dance club as not many Gringos came outside the peak season, although are very welcome. However do not expect much English understood here. Early PM there maybe only a couple girls, later a half dozen with one or two acceptable, even attractive after a beer. The rooms are spartan but OK for mexico and despite appearnaces I felt very safe.

Nun Chaak is just a few yards past Club Salsa about a half mile directly inland on the road from the International Ferry Pier/Diamond Plaza. Look for the large faded billboard at the beginning of the potholed driveway, it depicts a full figured bar girl on a stool looking back over the shoulder at you, and says "open 24 hours" which it isn't.

If you do not find what you like, walk or scooter back 100 yards to the main road, and another 100yd to Club Salsa but be aware they close early. Or go less than half a mile inland and around the corner to upscale Platino's where the girls are all 8's and 10's but the management bring the girl who sits with you drink after drink, meanwhile running up a tab for you with $10/drink tariff. "Bar Pacha" is just south of Platino's and is a mostly locals place, but I like the atmosphere, it has some very beautiful locals and a back room for lapdances or more. Black and White is on 30th Ave and girls equal to Platino's without the scam, GREAT lapdances and is my favorite club, or Carribean Queen for the total bordello scene, or Green Room cigar club for the backdoor BJ, or have a local taxi take you to "Club Arem" next to Platinos's , totally unadvertised from the street and a side street backdoor entrance, for another local hangout. Arem has mostly chubby local girls but one absolute 9 that used to work at Carribean Queen, she gives the best lapdances I've ever had...I'll take her into the back room next time :-)


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