Gentlemen (and the rest of you) - it is my sad duty to inform you all of my own retirement from mongering. (Not to be upstaged by that punk, Bull_Winkle) Circumstances dictate that I must spend an indefinite time in Kansas (about as far away from mongering as you can get, save Siberia or maybe Antarctica).

This two-year journey has been a fascinating one - one that I don't regret in the least, and would do all over again if I could. I have had many incredible moments in the hobby - some good, some not so good - but all onforgetable. And I have met many good people, some new friends - whom I intend to stay in contact with.

I'd like to thank Hombre for his support, in good times and bad. And milkman, well, just for being milkman, and the tuffest guy ever. And many many more who have helped me or simply shared good times.

I plan on having a going away bash in the next 2-3 weeks (maybe even this weekend) -- and everyone is invited. Email me at mrbilldenogales@yahoo.com if interested.

Saludos everyone, and happy mongering. Long live the Sport of Kings!


MrBillO^™- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

Hey! No one else retires from now on alright? BW, MrBill, KM... one after another. We need more guys like Ben who don't retire.

Kidding aside, Mr Bill, I hope you still stop by sometimes(and not get pissed at Tarantino). Not many guys have their own emoticons. Good luck!

-Dick

Maybe I should be a conformist and retire too ...again.

Good luck to you MrBill. I hope you go out with a bang! Get it? Bang? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seriously, all the best to you in your future endeavors!

I got dibs on Baby ;)

MrBill...best of luck to you, and remember that just because you aren't an active participant in the hobby, it doesn't mean you can't post here. I've been sidelined myself for about a year, yet still manage to participate in this board more than I'd like to admit.

Plus, you still hold the standard for the funniest introductory post in the history of this board.

Say it aint so!

Mr. Bill, I am sorry to hear of your retirement. I have always enjoyed reading your reports and posts. Mongerers, Club Hombre and all the Chicas of Nogales will surely miss you. You have given all of us a world of knowledge and insight to the hobby of mongering. Thank-you and good luck.

(Message edited by chucky69 on November 05, 2003)

KANSAS? WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO GO TO KANSAS?

I know someonr that lives in Kansas and one of their favorite things to do is sit outside on a warm summer day and watch a mason jar filled with tea bags and water turn into sun tea to drink with their supper (illegal in Kansas to use the word dinner when talking about your evening meal). Dinner in Kansas is what most know as lunch.

Adios there dude! Watch out, KS is very strange wot wit tornaders an such.

Shit, first we lose Jesse now Mr. Bill. It will be hard to run the town myself.

Jus' like Bull_Winkle
You'll be back!
As soon as auntie em' starts lookin good
You'll be back!
Like the governator
You'll be back!

You'll be going by a taco bell and you'll get the hankerin for something spicey and it won't be the food
You'll be back!

You won't be in Kansas anymore.
You'll be back!

They always come back!
He He

Good luck anyways!

OG

MrBill,

Sorry to see you go! I have not been to NoJails since 1975, and had always hoped to get over there. Maybe a lucky tornado will lift you up and deposit you back in Oz!

Luck
Sandy

Mr Bill !!!! ???

I knew that phone call was a last resort for some help.
What can i do to help ? I know lots of doctors and other people that may be able to help sin pesos. This screws everything up ! Now Youngbrig steps up the scale with you out of the picture.

You comming out here for your last fiesta or are you gonna waste your time in Nogie >??

we lubbe you more than Baby

Milksad

Ooooh noooo! Say it isn't true. Best of luck, my good friend. You were (and are) one of the most legendary whoremongers ever to come down the pike... Wait a minute -- let me rephrase that one.

I have two words for you, Mr. Bill: Columbia, Missouri.

good luck man, i hope everything works out for you... and you will be back, they will always come back..

You fool no one Mr Bill. I am aware of all the meat packing plants in Kansas. They hire plenty of Mexicans and I am sure you will find a Mexicana to "rescue" from such demeaning labor. Best of luck.

so whats the deal? Is there gonna be a send off party for MrBill? Is it gonna be this weekend?
Has anyone heard from him since he started this dicscussion?

Step up MrBill!!!
let us know whats goin on......

jdwhoisgonnamisshisamigo

Yeah, I am fully prepared to head down right this minute if summoned.

Dudes - my 'going away party' is this Sat (Nov 8) - 7 PM at Cherry's (then on to ?? from there). Sorry for the short notice, but I might have to leave town sooner than I thought. Hope you all can make it!

PS - thanks, everyone, for your well-wishes. I'll be on an indefinite haitus from mongering, but I'll still check in here when I can.

MrBill - ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

i should be there around 830pm or so.... i will meet up with you at one of the bars.. BL should be there with his chica, so i will give him a buzz..

I'll be there around 5:30-6:00