I have no idea what this place is called (does it matter?), but it has been open for about 3 months now. There is nothing particularly special about it, but the prices are low -- 120 pesos in the daytime, 150 after 9 PM (maybe 10 PM, not sure).

As you might expect for the price, the place is not lavishly appointed, but the rooms all have a shower and a massage table and the girl brings a (supposedly clean) sheet to throw over it for each session, so not sure what more you'd want -- as with most every masaje place in MTY, you don't get a massage.

I have been here several times, the first time I picked a fat old cow in the daytime and she was terrible after I refused to tip her for NOTHING like she asked. I realize they don't make much damned money since the cost was only 120 pesos, but she better offer stuff like BBBJ when she asks for tips instead of trying to talk me into paying 100 pesos tip to suck her fat, saggy tits. And then deliver a quality session after that if I decline.

2 weeks ago, however, I saw a chick that I had done before at Hooters (a block away), and when they said the price was still 120 pesos for THIS ONE in the daytime, I couldn't resist. Her name is Paty and she's REALLY skinny -- a true spinner available for 120 pesos in MTY. She's probably at least late 20's though, has a bit of a skanky look to her, and was not anywhere near as tight as I expected after applying a copious amount of lube. But she gives a good covered BJ, has a super tight waistline, spiky nipples, and fucks with energy for a pittance. How can you go wrong for 120 pesos, no tip asked or offered?

Daytime usually shows about 6 chicas in the lineup, evenings can have up to a dozen, but for both shifts, they tend to be a bit hefty, other than Paty. I have an older, huge titted fave at night that gives a mean bbbj and titty fuck for a 100 pesos tip on top of the 150 pesos door fee at night. If she was 10 years younger I'd probably try to marry her. As it is, I should probably ask to meet her grandchildren, tho!

A visit to this place, Hooters, and Milenio will involve about 5 blocks of walking and give you a choice of 20 or so girls at any time of the day/night between the three places (though Hooters closes early, about 9 PM). While finding a super hottie is probably not going to happen, if you DO see something you like you will almost surely get WELL laid for quite a small amount of money.

This place tried a new ruse on me last night: My chica came into the room after I'd gotten naked and as she was about to roll the condom on she said, "You know that you now have to pay an extra 10 pesos for the condom"? I let her keep rolling it on and then tried as hard as I could to change the subject to prevent arguing with a hooker while about to go to happyland. Of course when I hit the shower she mentioned again that she was expecting an extra 10 pesos.

As politely as I could (I was PISSED at yet aNOTHER shithole massage place trying to gouge me for whatever they thought they could get away with), I explained that I didn't appreciate being told about extra costs once I had already paid for a session and that if they were charging extra for condoms that the SHE would have to pay it because I refused. I also pointed out that condoms cost 3x10 pesos at the OXXO around the corner and 10 pesos for their cheap brand was a 'FUCK YOU' price, and that if they insisted that I pay it I would leave and never come back and denounce this place to anyone and everyone I could find.

Obviously 10 pesos is not worth getting upset over, but this is just aNOTHER in a LONG line of idiocy/customer unfriendly practices that the MP's of Monterrey are engaging in and I am really, really, REALLY tired of it, especially when it's combined with a 'lineup' full of grandmas and girls with bellies bigger than MINE. It seems like 2/3 of the massage places have the same owners/management now and that the girls try and get away with the same shit in every place. Unfortunately there is never anyone there who actually has any clout that you can inform of the bullshit that goes on. No one gives a shit.

I am going to take a bit of a hiatus from MTY for awhile to seriously save for the next Asia trip, but if/when I DO go back, I think I'm going to have to start considering the higher end massage places. At least there the quality of looks may justify the higher prices and gouging that goes on.

Basic fee in this place is 150 pesos, and you will do your business in a filthy room in an ancient non-renovated building with 'chicas' that are old, ugly and over the hill. Save your money and go some place else.

P Man, you ever been to LeBaron? Had a taxi guy rave about that place back in 2000. May be closed now. If open, would it be considered "high end."

I may try to squeeze in a trip to Reynosa-Monterrey in Jan. Keeping my fingers crossed. Gotta stay out of Memphis too...

Yeah, I've been to LeBaron, and it's certainly at least an 'upper middle class' end massage place for MTY. The facilities are fairly nice, the room much larger than usual, but they have a pretty small number of chicas there (I've always seen between 1-3), and the prices start at 300 pesos for 1/2 hour of pure massage. While the chicas I have seen there have generally been decent looking, I can't say that their looks justify the price premium -- it was going to cost 400 pesos at a minimum just to get basic service that had traditionally been available for half that amount at other places. Now that service is getting REALLY bad at the lower end places, if I could be guaranteed a good time for 400 pesos, it might be worth the premium.