All the info in this section is pretty dated so I was wondering if someone could give a nl newbie the low down on the current info down there. I'll be going down for the first time on a wednesday, so

1. What is boystown like on wednesday? Will there be a good selection or will it be pretty dead? Or would I be better off waiting around for Thusday?

2. What clubs have the best looking trophy f*cks?

3. What clubs have the sleaziest shows?

4. What clubs are tranny clubs?

5. Are there any traditional strip clubs there?

6. And the donkey show. Is there one?

My only point of reference is tj so thats all I have to compare to nl. Thanks for all your help.

Frijolero: I hope that you get some helpful info before leaving for nl but if you don't, please post info about your trip when you return (asap).
I have been thinking of going there for my 1st time, in fact was thinking of going this coming weekend, and I could sure use info on all topics that you ask about. Thanks.

Not much changes in Boystown over time. The only clubs worth looking for for hotties are Papagayos, 1-2-3, and Tabu. Who knows, maybe you'll find something you'll like, but as always, my advice is to go to Monterrey instead and check out the truly exotic scene as opposed to the gringolandia gringo-hardened one.

Re: the donkey show, you're welcome to buy a few beers and wait several hours to find out if it's changed since the days of the two dudes wearing a donkey suit (ever see Top Secret?) pantomiming with a chick, but I'd bet you'd have more fun hanging out at different places than Martha's, which preys on the dumbest of the DUMB Texans, and we all know things come TEXAS-SIZED in Texas!

Re: the tranny bars, they are generally located around the outer perimeters of the walled-in Boystown complex. Not sure from your post if you're looking FOR them or wanna avoid them. BT trannies are pretty frickin' obvious ones, even for those as drunk as I USUALLY GET THERE!!!

Have fun --

Porker

Frijo,

Don't forget about Maribu, it is frequently empty but not a bad bar. I've found the girls there to be better than the ones at Papa's, but it's a crapshoot between the two. Avoid Tamyko's (oriental-looking frontage) at all costs - old hags who are very aggressive in the ficha-hustling department.

I was last in BT last June, so it's been a while, but things change very slowly if at all in these types of places. The info here is most likely still valid.

The trannies tend to congregate at the end of the street that runs perpendicular to the front street, right at Papas and I believe Tamykos. You should have no problem spotting them, although like Porker I don't know if you're trying to avoid or partake. I think the bar that is fag HQ is at the top of the street. I think it's called Western Bar, but not really sure.

I usually do a pretty good walk around the compound to check out the SGs (who each have their own Bates Hotel-style room/hovel) and see if anything new is open. Nothing ever is!

Check out my trip reports and let us know how it goes.

Went to Boystown a couple of weeks ago, visiting one of my girlfriends from Papa's on Thursday in a hotel, then visited Boys Town itself on Friday.

Action was so so until after 10:00pm. New place opened up at the end of the street (i.e. on the end with the Western Bar). Looks upscale inside, quite nice. To have a girl sit with you for one song, is $10.00 for the drink. Prices for girls neg, but didn't ask. Is this place called Tabu?? Not sure. Looks like a Miami South Beach bar inside (except with a strip show)

Instead went to Papa's and spent time with two beauties. One was 'wow' what a body, with a great attitutude, the other was a tall, slender, young chick that I fucked in another bar on a previous visit (sorry, but I really never pay attention to names - really don't give a shit). The selection overall, however, was not too good. Mostly 5's, with only a few 8 - 9's (which are the ones I picked). Fortunately my girlfriend from the night at the hotel prior was not there, otherwise I would have been obligated.

Later visited another place close to this South Beach style place (on the same end as the Western bar). Watched the strip show and saw the perfect '10'. Wow, what a body and beauty - perfect!!! Got her attention while she was dancing and she later joined me at the table. Asked how much, she replied $100 + room. Wow, little steep....we later settled on $80.00 (Again she was quite beautiful, young, ummmm). beauty, however, does not add up to performance. She refused a BJ and was very mechanical...... I could have gotten a better performance from one of the Street Girls. Oh well.....

Overall a fun trip. Met a guy in one the bars and we hung out for most of the night, until he hooked up with a girl from a bar. Apparently he actually stayed at one of the hotels inside Boystown and invited this girl to spend the night with him. The last part sounds good, but none of those hotels there look appealing to me.

The first night I stayed in the Hilton in Nuevo Laredo (my novia could not cross to the US). The second I stayed on the US side at the Fairfield Inn. Both very nice hotels.

Regarding on the questions that was asked about mid-week action. Done that before and usually it seemed like the action was decent enough. Just don't go to early and wait until after 9:00pm. I usually find the best selection of girls after 10:00pm.

Probably won't be back for awhile.... returning to Tijuana in a few weeks, however!

Regarding your other questions -
2. What clubs have the best looking trophy f*cks? - This remains, in my opinion, Papa's. The South Beach looking place has some beauties too (I think it is called Tabu). The rest are hit or miss.... Maruba (Sp?), sometimes good, but mostly marginal. Hit or miss at Tameko's.

3. What clubs have the sleaziest shows? I have not really seen any super sleaze shows... they are mostly tame in my opinion no matter where you go.

4. What clubs are tranny clubs? You can't miss them....just look for the tall "girls". Avoid the Western bar and the place right across the street from it. Martha's (the one with the Donkey Show) also has some. most of the bars on the last street (i.e. furthest away from Papa's) are tranny clubs. Again, look for tall "girls". Actually another safe of a tranny club is any place where the girls stand outside calling you to come inside and seem overly agressive.

5. Are there any traditional strip clubs there? Tabu's and '123' probably are close... but lack luster. Definitely don't go there expecting much of a strip show!

6. And the donkey show. Is there one? Martha's supposedly has one. You will see the donkey outside..can't miss it. Avoid this place. Tranny's and uglies (like 1 - 4 range, in my opinion) in there. Tried it once. Scoped it out from the bar. The girls got prior notice of the Health Inspector coming in (i.e. the dude that checks the girls paper to ensure they have had doctor check-ups). Half the girls ran out the back before the inspector's came in. Not a good sign, in my opinion. Never did see that donkey show as promised.

One final note for those that have never visited BT before. Overall, I find it to be the safest red light district I have been to in Mexico (especially compared to Tijuana). The area is walled in and I have never felt threatened (been there many times). Just use common sense and watch your money. To get there in the most hassle free way:

1. Park your car on the US side
2. Walk across the bridge
3. Take a taxi (usually parked right across the bridge). The ride to Boystown is $10.00
4. If you want Viagra or whatever else, there are plenty of Pharmacies right across the border.

Very easy and hassle free.

1. Wednesday at 1 am was pretty dead. But still there were some cuties out. Thusday was definitly livelier.

2. Best trophy fucks were at papagayos. There is a new strip club there called Damash that had all 8-10's.

3. No really sleazy shows. I didn't see any good lesbo shows like at hong kong or even peanuts & beer.

4. Western and hollywood club seemed to trannish. They are both located next to each other in a northern corner of bt so they can be easily avoided.

5. Damash, tabu, and 123 seemed to be traditional strip clubs. Damash is by far the nicest club in BT as far as atmosphere. The strippers dressing rooms and shower are enclosed in plexi glass for your viewing pleasure. However this a US type strip club, and the girls didn't seem too friendly here.

6. Going through the threads someone had actually said that they had seen a donkey show at Marthas. Well there was no donkey out front or any donkeys inside.

Overall bt is ok. Like others have said its a place to go to if you are in town, but not some place to travel to.

That's the name I was looking for - Damash. That is the South Beach looking place. Quite nice and pretty girls, but I also observed the girls were not too approachable. On the end of the street by the Western Bar.

Agree with Frijolero - Boystown is OK, especially on the weekends. If I am making a trek from Florida to monger, Tijuana is a better location. The problem with visiting Boystown is that Laredo and Nuevo laredo are a dump. The US side, especially, is extremely boring with little things to do during the day while you wait to go to Boystown. There is a mall - lame - and some other minor diversion, but daytime is dreadfully boring especially if you are there for a couple of days.

The night, however, is a different story - Nuevo Laredo has quite a few bars that are all within walking distance of the border. But again, the daytime is somewhat boring.

Where is this Damash place? Let's say we are at the intersection, I walk out of the Western and am looking down the street toward the entrance and Papagayo's. Where is Damash? Isn't that club to the left of Western called the Miramar?

Gregorio, I was also wondering about Damash, as I hadn't heard of it before. Tabu was on the same street as Western before (the back perimeter road), and had a bunch of hotties working there, so maybe now it's called something else? Might have to go next weekend and have a look for myself.

Did you notice if Pimpdaddy's was still open? That was a somewhat popular place about a year ago with BorderJumper and Beavis and that whole bunch.

Lets see, I was pretty drunk the whole time I was there so this might be off, but if you walked out of western I think damash would be the next club to your right, followed by alices, then tabu. Pimpdaddys was still open. I had the most fun here. The place is a dump, but the girls here were probably the most fun, and beers here were $2, even for the girls.

Sounds like Nuevo Laredo has changed since my last visit there in August 2001.

The places along the row to the right of the Western (on that side of the street) had some hot looking "trannies"...I know there are some chicas in the mix too. So be advised to take a good look whenever you are dog trotting in that neck of the zone. On that last visit, what used to be the Miramar (always pura joterķa) in years gone by had changed into what looked like a heterosexual strip joint. I hope it's still that way.

It'll be interesting to see how I react to the NL zone. I used to have a narrow "border" view of the mongering world. Since then I've had my horizons expanded by trips to South America and Southeast Asia.

I'm sure I'll still enjoy it, but will undoubtedly find their prices WAY out of line.

It would be real interesting to meet Porker on "neutral turf" in Nuevo Laredo. No Monterrey homefield advantage for Porker, no Reynosa homefield advantage for me. It be just him and me, a couple of gringos swaggering around and giving the street girls hell in Spanish. LOL

I may very well be there on the weekend of May 15. If so, I'll let you guys on this section of the board know.