I think this place is fairly new, and they are advertising promintently in the Sol newspaper these days. I hadn't beenn there before this week, though, as the prices they advertise would indicate either a total hellhole or rather ganrly looking chicas. On the recommendation of an amigo, however, I went this past week and gave it a shot, and am glad I did.

They advertise two prices in the paper: 100 pesos and 80 pesos (I am not sure what the difference is, I was quoted 100 for full service). BOTH are excellent deals, as the best you can usually hope for at a decent place is 150 pesos. That still gets you quite a deal, though, as the room is included and you can shower before and after. The tricky thing is to fins a girl worth going with...

But at Hawaii at 4 PM this past Friday, they had more than 10 chicas, all smiling and apparently enthusiastic to receive the 100 pesos the door guy quoted me as I walked in for the lineup, and the place was large, apparently new and clean. As advertised, they had central air, though it could have been turned up higher. Like most massage places in Monterrey, there were no stunners, but I'd say the majority were doable, and there were no extreme clunkers in the bunch. The obvious star, though, was a young blonde with long hair, no extra flab and a nice smile. When I picked her she took my hand, put her other arm around me and led me upstairs.

She confirmed the amount quoted once we were in the room and then went back down to book the money while I undressed. I still couldn't quite believe the deal I was apparently getting here. The only difference here and getting charged 50 bucks plus the room at Adelitas in TJ was that the padded doctor's table we'd be screwing on is smaller than the beds at AB. Of course, since they always bring a clean sheet to throw over it, it's also cleaner! And this girl might want MORE than 50 bucks at AB...

Anyway... She came back, and asked if I wanted oral (uh, DUH?) and then put the condom on my quite flaccid better half. I told her that it might be easier if she took her top off first as things tend to perk up naturally after I see some naked tit instead of a hooker costume. I'm funny that way, I know...

Naked and down to business, she was a solid performer in every regard, even stroking my chest and moaning appropriately without seeming overly Tracy Lords-ish. Cheapskate that I am, what was even more exciting than her attractive body and face and enthusiastic technique was that this was ONLY COSTING ME TEN BUCKS!!! I have gotten laid cheaper before several times, but I doubt if ever from this hot a girl.

Unfortunately things soured a little when after I finished, I got up to find red streaks on the sheet. I looked down at my thigh to see some red liquid there too. For a second I was disoriented and thought maybe it was the condom color, as it was red too, but there was no WAY the color would bleed to that degree. And sure enough, when I asked her what was up, she said it was the dreaded 'regla'. I gave her a small lecture on how it wasn't cool to not warn a cliente that she was working while ragging, but after a quick shower all the evidence was gone and forgotten.

There are a ton of massage places like this in Monterrey, just look in the ads in the back of the afternoon paper, the Sol, and you'll see at least 20 ads. But the sheer size, number of girls and quality of the girls for one of the lowest prices POSSIBLE is tough to beat.

This place advertises service for 50 pesos on Sunday. This cannot POSSIBLY be true, there HAS to be a catch, but everything was as advertised the other day, so who knows?

Oh, they claim to be open 24 hours, which is not the norm for the Monterrey MP's. The other places which are open 24 hours charge at least 270 pesos (a 100 peso premium) after 10 PM, so it may be even more of a bargain late at night. The location is the 1100 block of Reforma (between Colon and Madero) and one of the cross streets is Diego de Montemayor.

I went for the Hawaii promocion, there were only 2 chicas in the lineup (BTW, the actual street number on Reforma is 1145). Once I cut the deal, I was led into an extremely sterile massage room, and was told to take a shower. The massage table was reasonably wide and big, plenty of room for two people, although there's wasn't really anyplace for me to hang my clothes. I paid the girl, and she left while I showered. As usual, her absence was longer than my shower, so I stood in the shower half frozen for some time.

The masajista returned carrying towels and sheets, and asked me what I wanted first. The bottom line for this place is that it is very much like the Adelita's experience, you get 30 minutes before the knock for a fucky-sucky, massage is an afterthought. So, we got down to business, no massage.

This chica was called "Jessica" but tomorrow she might have a different name. She claimed to be 26, wasn't grossly overweight, but was getting thick around the middle (no belly yet). After having 2 kids, most of her muscle tone was gone.

Despite the production line atmosphere, she was reasonably into the act, managing to blurt out her life story during any free moments, plus her lament, which was "gee, none of the guys in Monterrey are interested in a chica with 2 kids, and my ex stopped paying child support when I stopped letting him hit me". I guess there's a good business in finding wealthy guys who like to pay chicas so they can fund their boyfriend's beer habits.

To sum up: this place is quite affordable, you get AB service for SG prices.

I visited this place a month ago... Wow!

The women were about 4-7's or so (only went once) but very inexpensive and very giving

I picked out a 7 in the lineup, we go up to the room and I think it was 150 pesos. We start in and she has me fingering her backdoor. She says for another 100 pesos, we can indulge. I go for it and wow, what a time. She initiated the whole encounter and it was very good.

This place is quite a bargain if you're not looking for models. Again I was only there once, but I will be back!

The 50 pesos on Sunday promotion advertised in the Sol is for a 15 minute handjob. From some FUGLY chicas. Sunday is not a good day to go MP hunting.

This place typifies the general deterioration of the Monterrey massage scene over the past couple years. The girls are lower tier in looks and start whining about tips first thing in the room, a trend that is exploding throughout the MP's in town, especially those that advertise low prices in the Sol afternoon newspaper. 120 peso 'standard' service apparently entitles you to service that even Tijuana street girl mongers would find unacceptable -- top on, no BJ, hand on cock 'to prevent condom slippage', 10 minute session. Oh, but of course I was presented with an offer to give an extra 100 peso tip in advance for a more quality experience... Like paying shitty providers extra in advance is gonna help anything.

A STRONG recommendation: SKIP THIS PLACE.

Wow, this is truly depressing. Makes Thailand look very appealing.

Of course, those 20 hour, $1000 plane rides aren't so appealing.