If this discussion remains inactive then I think the owner of the forum might conclude that the action is Juarez is dead...

Far, far from he truth.

I put one of the prettiest girls you can imagine on her knees last weekend and slapped her across the face with my cock until she got so hot she backed herself up against the massage table, spread her legs, and let me fuck her a good long while sin condon. Finished up big time after fucking in two other positions on the table 1/2 hour later. Smiles all around.

"How many orgasms?" I asked her.

"I don't remember. Three big orgasms," she replied.

A GFE? Better. She left me alone to watch cable the rest of the night...

Total cost: $30.

Juarez is alive and well, but it ain't T.J. where there are hundreds to choose from. Juarez is an old bitch who looks like an ancient cleaning maid with a scowl on her face when she sees you coming.
Get to know the old bitch and make her laugh, and she will pull treasures from the pockets of her apron which will make you think you are the luckiest man alive...

You have to know where, and when, to go in Juarez.
Otherwise, you may see nothing but a bunch of hustlers and fat girls offering you pussy...

It's a border town with more than a million people, a goodly % of them women, and enough of a goodly % of them between 18 and 35. You can surely find one to show you a very good time if you look hard enough. That being said, the commercial sex establishments in Juarez are down right poor across the board in the sheer #'s of girls, the age of the girls, the quality of looks of the girls, the price of the girls, the facilities the girls use, etc. I personally enjoy the time when I go because I kinda of revel in the sublime and am not extremely picky about looks. But if you're the type that thinks Chicago Club in TJ is the be all and end all of mongerhood, however, should steer clear of Juarez.

I went in a bunch of places including some places I hadn't been in the other night, and again, the bar scene in Juarez (to find a girl and fuck her the same night) isn't very good.

Faustos: I had never been to Faustos before, and the lineup was decent for Juarez, but I suspect that I got ripped off on the beer price by paying 35 pesos. No big deal. There was one chick in there with greatness in her bra, but the rest of them I'd say PASS.

Queens: Also my first time in there, and there were MAYBE 10 chicas in there at 11 PM on a Saturday night, maybe a couple worth looking at, but I didn't stay long as the name on the bar door as I walked in didn't say Queens on it, but rather something bar. Weird, as it's a big building with a big Queens sign on the outside. I had expected more and figured I was in the wrong place and walked out. I wasn't.

Panama: 15+ chicas around midnight, some quite attractive. If it wasn't for the house adding 50% to the fee for a chica this place might actually be worth frequenting. But they do always take their cut meaning you'll ALWAYS pay too much. If I HAD to get laid in one night in Juarez, though, I guess I'd bite the bullet, pay my 70+ dollars and pick the best looking one in this place. At least on a Saturday night this time the jukebox was playing music abou 95% of the time. A waiter said they closed at 3 AM that night. I have been there on nights where the bar was closed at 11 PM El Paso time. This time El Paso and Juarez were both Mountain time zone.

Pink Ladies: Closed at 11 PM. No open door to the whorehouse rooms either. Completely closed. On a Saturday night. Somebody in the government must not have liked their xmas present.

Ano Nuevo: Plenty of chicas, though many were a little hefty -- more than I LIKE, which means they were pretty big. One rather hot chica, though, who left with a guy after drinking and smoking with him at the bar for close to an hour. Lucky dude. She paid 5 bucks to the bar to get some sort of ficha before they left together. Please keep in mind while reading this review that all it takes is ONE chica to make a trip worthwhile, and while you'll have to look hard to find hotties in the bars in Juarez, they do exist.

I also had a couple drinks in some bar I don't remember the name of with one stage and an upstairs seating area that was OK. 2 beers for 2 bucks got my attention and there were several chicas with big tits. Of course the one I was interested in drank very rapidly with several other parties before coming up to me.

Monte Carlo Bar, near the main bus station: Had about 5 chicas at 2 AM, 2 very good looking. One of the hotties was well hooked up, but after finishing her dance set, the other came over and sat on my lap and asked for a drink. I asked how much they were and she said 100 pesos. I started laughing and she said, ok, how about 50? She ordered tequila, downed it in 30 seconds and got up to leave. Mouth open, I asked what was going on, and she said buy me another drink or I'm leaving. I said FUCK THAT and called for the waiter. After some discussion he said he'd 'look into it'. After 15 minutes and telling 5 different people the story (the last being the manager) I finally got my money back for the drink. If any of the previous four had gotten my money back for me (I had only asked for the amount for her ficha portion) I'd have given it to them -- it wasn't about money AT ALL, but when he gave me back my 50 pesos I pocketed it and walked out the door. The last time I had been in this bar some chica onstage tried to put her hand in my pants pocket while I gave her a dollar. I think this is Juarez' version of a Revolucion style ripoff bar, except it's not the waiters you have to look out for.

You really need to take the time to check out the message parlours and steer clear of el centro, and you would have much better things to say about Juarez...

Everything negative I hear about my adopted city comes from tales of el centro.

I have not been there in a year and will never go back.

The massage parlors are open at 11 PM on a Saturday night?

My one experience at a Juarez massage brothel that Fallen took me to was indeed decent and cost 300 pesos, but the chicas there weren't super attractive, a step down even from what I'm used to in Monterrey, and the price was 50% higher. And I still far prefer the bar atmosphere to a brothel atmosphere of chicas sitting around bored until you pick them out of a lineup. In Monterrey I can do both -- hang out in a strip club and then go bang a brothel chica. Juarez is a lot more spread out.

I'll repeat what I've said before: I have had some good times in Juarez and it's not HARD to get laid there. But the quality of the sex scene doesn't impress me. It should be better.

The past couple of times I've been to Queens there were some fine chicas there. Their price is $60 though, and the bartenders really work you for tips.
When you find someone good in the MPs it's worth repeat visits.

Has anyone made a map of where the massage parlors are located? Or even a narrative would help for those of us yet uninitiated yet willing and wanting to avoid the taxi scene.

Hey All,

Distance between Bars?!? Can I walk from one to another (should I hire a guide)? Is it a block... The Cave, Casa Colorado, and Panama all seem to be located within about 2 blocks (from what I have read, and looking at maps). Wold it be save to get a taxi ride down to one at say 6 or 7, and then bounce from one to the other untill 11 - closing?

Granted as I sit here in front of the computer in gloomy Seattle, my eyes may be bigger than my stomach (one bar a night may be more than enough), what can I say "aim high..."

~SeattleGym

Porker, you have not yet cracked the MP scene here. There are 8's and 9's to be had if you know where and when to go...just hang on Wanderer, I'm working on a Men's Guide to Juarez which will have maps and everything. It's just going to take a while longer.

DE, I will be coming into Juarez via the main bus station next Saturday afternoon, and if you have a hot tip for me on a MP (and maybe which bus route would get me there) I would be glad to hear it. The last time I was in town Fallen showed me around a little bit, and I did go to one MP and wasn't particularly impressed, though I did have a good time.

I am sure there are better things available than I have seen so far in Juarez. But then again, I KNOW what the dynamics are in massage brothels -- difficult to make any sort of connection with a chica on a first visit. I KNOW that it's unlikely a young, truly beautiful girl would work for any massage brothel for an extended period of time -- requiring extensive recruiting on the part of management to keep a quality lineup, NOT AT ALL LIKELY anywhere in Mexico, much less Juarez, which is NOT a prostitute magnet like other places in the Republica.

I'm NOT saying that you can't have a good time at a massage place or that there are not quality providers in Mexico. But from experience, I KNOW that things get better with repeat visits. This is fine if you go all the time, but the average sex tourist in Mexico will have a better time elsewhere.

Juarez is FULL of beautiful women. As much or more so than any other city in the country. An abusmally low percentage of them seem to work in the commercial sex establishments, however, and that is all I can concern myself with as an infrequent visitor.

Porker,

you are all over the map!!! I was just in Juarez for the first time in March and had a good time. Follow Dreamingeagle's directions, there are three good massage parlors right near the Hotel Villa Manport. There are some good bars to pour down a few Carta Blancas too...I think the bar at the hotel Manport is the best. Very quiet, peaceful and the prices are the best...Wish I could have met up with two of the "legends" Porker and DreamingEagle...Algun dia sera...

I will leave my bag at the bus station and see what I can find this Saturday. Fallen spoiled me by driving my wide-eyed ass around the last time. Re: being all over the map, not really, as I have never been further into the interior of Mexico than Saltillo due to my annoying addiction requiring that I piss away every peso in Monterrey. Fun, but getting in the way of true adventure at the moment.

And re: 'legend', I am glad you put that in quotes! But re: meeting up, when you headed to Monterrey again?

"DE, I will be coming into Juarez via the main bus station next Saturday afternoon, and if you
have a hot tip for me on a MP (and maybe which bus route would get me there)"

This discussion of Juarez is so moribund I rarely check this forum any longer, so I'm glad I caught this in time.

I am suggesting Marilyn's right now (2900 Del Ejido off Lopez Meteos, one block west of Montes de Oca). In the Massage Parlour discussion I have posted a coupon to MP Marilyn for $25 service. A picture of some girl I never wanted who doesn't even work there is there, but all three of the new ones mentioned are cute. There is also a $30 coupon for MP Serina's, but the selection there has not been so great (Hermanos Escobar and Calle Panama, across from the Villa Manport Hotel).

As long as Maryanna, Christina, and Lisette are still working at Marilyn's, I intend to keep going every weekend. There are also a couple of little cuties at Brenda's (upstairs at Hermanos Escobar just before you get to Av. de las Americas from the Hotel VM), but the management tends to run the good girls off somehow. I've been happy with these two places for so long I rarely venture anywhere else, but I can't guarantee your timing will be right.

What can I say? I agree Juarez is not a good place to rush in and out of with just a day or two. It's actually a tough nut to crack.



(Message edited by DreamingEagle on April 09, 2003)

I do have a picture of Mariana's lovely little backside, though...

Hope to be back in the Sultan of the North in early June...The old horse is feeling better this year than last year which is a good thing.

If I run into you, I won't need to hire a tour guide to show me how to get to Villagran, ha, ha...2X1 Tecates and watching the Spurs win the NBA title would be a good thing, along with a privado here and there...

Porker the dumbass didn't print out DE's post from the WSG describing locations, busroutes and walking tour suggestions so he spent a bunch of fruitless hours riding the buses today. Saw a few neat things, but not much arousing and never the inside of a massage place. Might have an opportunity this week if the back keeps barking and I gotta go look for a chiropractor.

What I did do today in Juarez: Had a steak burrito w/ grilled onions, tomatoes and jalapenos (10 pesos). Got my hair cut (40 pesos). Saw some real hot teenagers on the bus (free). Had a beer (14 pesos) at one of the 'locals only' salones de baile near the mercado on Noche Triste. Crossed in the ped line in only 5 minutes after a zillion invasive personal questions. Not a bad way to kill a couple hours in the afternoon, but nothing too exciting to post here.

lol...

I really must finish the Men's Guide and put an end to this kind of problem...

Write me at elk_dreamer@hotmail.com before you come next time, and I'll send you some information you can use.

Fluent Spanish-speaking guero moving to El Paso, working at a maquila in Juarez. What is the safety level of the clubs in their respective areas? Also, is there a map somewhere on this site? Any advice would be appreciated.

You can buy a good map of Juarez on my web site at http://www.juarez-mexico.com/More%20Info/CityMap/city_map.html for $10 if you need it right away or just wait until you get here and buy one for $5 at the magazine stand at the Rio Grande Mall bounded by Triunfo de la Republica, Lopez Mateos, and Vicente Guerrero. (Anyone can tell you where it is.)

If you like good restaurants, be sure to check out the site. I've reviewed most of the great ones.

Some of the copy places also sell a big map in a roll which is about 3' tall and 6' wide for $6, but it's kind of impractical for the car.

Lucky you: fluent Spanish speaker with a good job in the city! You are going to have a lot of fun here.

Regarding safety levels: MPs, perfectly safe, usually located in peaceful residential neighborhoods. Whore bars in el centro: safe, but rough neighborhoods with drug addicts, TVs, and hustlers everywhere. Almost everyone is addicted to cocaine. Local bars: the usual mix you find in any big city, some great places, some full of drunk idiots. You are definitely in competition with the locals for the women, so since I am not a fluent speaker I leave that scene alone and just enjoy a few beers and practicing my Spanish.

Juarez is a lot of fun if you have a car and can make your way around four or five main avenues.

Avoid the downtown area. It can be dangerous, the quality is not very good and you might get ripped off by everyone from parking attendants to the women who bring toilet paper to the rooms and keep track of your time in there. Also, the cops there think everyone who frequents the area at night is fair game.

If you're in the maquilas, the Joker club is half a block west of the intersection of A.J. Bermudez and the Juarez-Porvenir Highway (Bulevar Gomez Morin), just past the Thompson plant. A lot of touch dancing goes on in there and the girls are eager to supplement their earnings after work.

If you follow the same highway due east for a few miles you end up in Zaragoza, where you can find a couple of MPs in the shopping centers (one of them is Masajes Stephanie, don't know the name of the other) and strip clubs like Madonna's and Viejo Oeste. They're safe, the quality is good and there are several cheap motels all around.

Driving in the opposite direction on Gomez Morin will take you to the Panamerican Highway (Avenida Tecnologico), where there are three strip clubs of note - Medusas, Phanthom and El Eden. Some of the girls look like models and if you're fluent in Spanish you can negotiate a fair fee.

You also need to learn how to drive on Vicente Guerrero and 16th of September streets. They run parallel, one east, one west. Vicente Guerrero is full of 'bartendress' bars like the Monterrey, Moctezuma, La Rueda, Mustangs, El Tarrito, Roman's, San Francisco and El Papillon. Looking at young, sexy women is a great way to warm up for a visit to MPs like Genesis (half a block north of the intersection of Guerrero and Montes de Oca), Felina (one block north of Guerrero and Peru) and Le Petit (one block past Guerrero and Montes de Oca, south and then around the block to the shopping center parking lot).

Both the bar and MP parking lots are watched by attendants and safe.

Two other noteworthy streets are Americas (just keep going south after driving over the Free Bridge) and Hermanos Escobar. A right at the Pemex gas station just past the Chamizal park brings you to a shopping center where there's an MP called Paraiso. Along the way is a neon sign with the outline of a woman for Masajes Maripina (plenty of parking on the otherwise desolate shopping center). A right at Americas and Escobar leads you to an MP called Brenda's and farther down you'll find a green building on your left with a nice bartendress bar on the ground floor (El Papagayo) and an MP called El Encanto on the top floor. Parking is somewhat of an issue on these last two locales cause there are many other businesses around.

There are many other places, but if you learn to navigate the streets I described you'll have your hands full for a while.

Good luck, Apache.

Apache is correct in everything, except I believe he was thinking of Masaje Michael which is across the street from the Hotel Maripini when he said; "Along the way is a neon sign with the outline of a woman for Masajes Maripina (plenty of parking on the otherwise desolate shopping center)."

Dreamingeagle & Mexmale: this info is very helpful. I'll post some more after I get "wet". Also, what is the format of the MP's? I'm coming from Tucson/Nogales and it's meat and taters there. No choice of chica and mediocre service.

They all line up and you get to pick one. If you have a gift for gab you have them all laughing and kind of size them up as people, too.

There are a couple of places who try to get you off into a little room and show you one girl at a time.

You be firm and tell them you want to see all of the girls at the same time and make your decision that way.

If they don't like, tough shit, leave. There at 17 MPs in the city I know of...

One of my favorites right now is MP Brenda on the north side of Hermanos Escobar (second floor) just before you get to Ave. de las Americas if travelling from the east on H. Escobar. It's only $20, and they have about 3 cute slender ones right now.

Look for an open door on the second floor of the strip center to the east of the bank building on the north side of the street, the second door from the very end after you walk up the stairs in the middle of the building. There is no sign.

I've had more girl-coming body-pounding fucks in that place than I can count...