1st thing 1st thy fixed up tx side of the boder
looks nice u park car thier over night secured parking $2.00 not bad 1st whnt downtown all kinds of chicas walking around whnt 2 the horseshoe was great about 20 girls thier thn caught bus 2 the crownplaza was 5peso 4 the ride
i got my room online 54.25 a night it is btween downtown and bt their is a grocery store down street on left HEB ,whnt n 2 bbt all kinds of girls working ur standard door girls that range frm 1-10 20.00 us at most papagios was redone looks nice pullman was bouncing buy far some of the hotest chicas whnt 2 newbar badabing american beer freelancers thier and 6-10 chicas sorry no pics whn i go back n sept will get some

Hey dude,

I certainly don't mean to be mean or cruel in criticizing your Trip Reports, but now with this second attempt which you've just recently submitted, I'm beginning to wonder is your educational level and writing skills (or lack thereof) really below that of an eighth-grade student level, or are you just simply pulling our leg?

I'd like to think the latter is more correct. If that's not the case and you really believe you have gone through painstaking extremes in putting forth your best written work, might I kindly suggest that you take a few minutes and read the other Trip Reports from a few veteran mongers as an example of how a proper Trip Report should be put together and submitted.

If you look at how certain reports from members of this forum are put together, (including submitted photographs of the girls, plus locations) from one or more of our more seasoned and veteran report writers, it might give you a better overview of how to put a report together.

Names like Jaggerbowski or Radioman who stand way beyond average in writing exemplary work, immediately come to mind when reading a worthy, enlightening Trip Report. I certainly don't mean to discourage you in writing a TR, but you should really consider more explicit details in your mongering adventures.

This report tells us nothing. We don't even know which country or which town you visited. Please continue to post, but please try to brush up a little on your English literature skills. It will only save you in the end from unkind comments.

Regards,

Master Bates.

MB, I beg to differ!...MJ's writing style (albeit different) allows to us delve into reader's imagination. When he says something like "hottest chicas", I envision a mirror image of Salma Hayek in "Once Upon a Time in Mexico"...and immediately I feel like I am "El Mariachi".

You see once again he is talking about Nuevo Laredo (aka Boystown). He visited the popular bar named Papaguyos. Chicas ranging from "1-10"....can't you imagine a "10" right there in front of eyes for only 20USD!

I don't want photos like Jaggerbowski. I want to feel like I am fucking Salma Hayek for 20 bucks....and the genius of Mark-Jelly makes me to believe it is possible. MJ keep up the goodowork....I look forward to your next installment....

What!! You're kidding right? What imagination? Where? I've fucked Salma Hayak look-a-likes for a lot more than $20 (TJ hookers) and I can assure you, and it's nothing to do with the assistance in detailed descriptive writing imagination Mark Jello has put forth in his Trip Reports.

If you are looking forward to his next installment, then maybe you stand alone. As for me, I am looking forward to the day when he decides to sign up at a local community college to take classes in English Literature-101!

Master Bates.

MB-Eng. Lit??

Hell, I'd settle for English Grammar 3rd grade and spelling 2nd grade levels.

Unless he is pulling our leg, or reporting in IM language this guy could use some education. If he responds back that he has a college education, we will know we have a standout college football player on our hands......LOL!

Jaggerbowski is certainly a prolific writer, but his conquests leave a lot to be desired unless you are in to old fat women. The gold standard for trip reports still belongs to PRIEW, but haven't seen him around for a while.

Hot, so tales of conquests of old fat women aren't the gold standard, but stories about fucking a transvestite are?

Got to agree with CAT not all the women are hot that JAG has laid but atleast they aren't men. Priew no offense because outside of that one MAJOR fuck up your reporting has been damn near exceptional.

sorry guys i never went 2 school iam self taught i guess, dont read my trip reports plain simple

Don't worry, we can't.

To each his own but I have to say, my hat's off to Mark Jelly teaching himself to read and write. The scene with Steve Buscemi in the movie Wedding Singer talking about being self taught on the guitar for some reason comes to mind.

Cincoleche I'm with you..hat's off again to MJ for stimulating our imaginations.
"and immediately I feel like I am "El Mariachi".lol...that's great.

MB..maybe if you give him a grant for community college he'll hook you up with the $20 Salma deal.

Mr. Hot4ass2,

Yes, so I'm into old fat women. OK, my choice.

Your opinion is accepted & assumed valid; however in reviewing your personnal resume, it seems that you yourself, don't get out much now, do you?
Perhaps last night's date confirms your theory.
Old hag & all, all of 23!

Photos: Santiago Date 01 02 03 04

Thanks for the feedback.

Dr. J.

Jaggerbowski,
Where did you get that pig from?

This has to be the hottest woman I've seen on this site and that includes all the past photo winners. You are all over the world lately. Which country was this from?

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Snooky, come on, look at the next to last photo. The woman has ugly ankles.

Just kidding, Jaggerbowski has posted some real hotties here.

Gents please... I adore Sandman, Cubanut, Jaggerbowski, and the Godfather. They are the reason this site gets so many hits :-)

Good-god, what did that poor girl do to herself...that 2nd photo -- the evident botox injections with no smile lines, the huge collagen lips and the horrific scars on her breasts. That girl is a freak, a LA-porn-Barbie-wannabe experiment gone wrong.

This is why I prefer MJ's report, it leaves you to your imagination.

I actually like MJ's reports also. I wish for alittle more detail in them, but if I had to chose between Salma Hayak or recording the event for all of time. (even if it was my imagination) I'd be spending time with Salma.

She has tons of makeup on just like allot
of the escortsargentina pages.

Jagski,

You are right about one thing: I do not get out enough.

Unfortunately, my work has kept me in the homeland. Only been mongering in mexican border towns so far. However, I will retire on my 55th birthday next year and begin a few months of leisurely world wide mongering at that time.

No worries about our competing for the same women. I like athletic B cups, whereas you have a strange obsession with monsterous boobs on bodies that do not excite me at all.

H4A2