went 2 juarez 9-1-07 2 see what the high prices and hollycrap stoped buy pinklady talked 2 n old friend girls thier was 75-100 short time buy far the best looking girls n juarez but iam not paying that whnt 2 the pannma club thier prices 50-70,but not evean a 5 n the house,got talking 2 a tour guide he told me about irmas night club went over thier wich if u comeout of the casacolordo head north 1block turn lft over viduct 1st club on lft here the was 6-15 girls working range any where frm 5-8 plus 1 miget that a hit prices was 20.00 4 the room and what u work out betwen the girls plx dont gve more thn 30 4 a girl short time thier is 1 hr u will see a lot of freelancers thier over all the girls get naked on stage had a good time thier

Oh, Jesus H. Christ, Harry.....not you again!

(Message edited by masterbates on September 02, 2007)

"MB, I beg to differ!...MJ's writing style (albeit different) allows to us delve into reader's imagination. When he says something like "hottest chicas", I envision a mirror image of Salma Hayek in "Once Upon a Time in Mexico"...and immediately I feel like I am "El Mariachi".


Cincoleche: Could you please assist us again with grammar/language translation so that we too, can delve deeper into the writers imagination?

Thank you,

Master Bates.

Come on Master, please do not discourage. Mark Jealy went to Juarez in the year of our Lord September 1st, 2007. He wanted to verify the unusually high prices. He met an old friend. They conferred about whatnot and such. The girls there were attractive enough but not the best the Kingdom of Juarez had to offer.
There was so much more to the evening. That midget!

it just doesn't any better then this. If MarkJealy doesn't win a quarterly award I'm done voting. These are classics. I love how the reports tempt one to visualize the trip. Just the very very basic outline is given, the imagination of the reader fills in the details, smells, sounds, and feelings. markjealy please continue your research and sharing.

Isn't anyone afraid that reading his reports could cause permanent brain damage?

It's almost like WestFargo but with zero useful information.

IdontknowIthoughtthetripreportwasveryentertainingandhighlyreadableitofferedatrueinsightonjustwhatTJmongeringisallaboutIfeel
likeIwasreallytheresharingeverymomentthanksforyourtimeandtroublebroseewhatImeanIwassowrappeduipIhadtoeditthistwice

(Message edited by Khun_Mor on September 02, 2007)

(Message edited by Khun_Mor on September 02, 2007)

Could be a product of too many SMS or texting messages.

Or, it could just possibly be, the writer is an alcoholic and when writing his lengthy imaginative masterpiece, was possibly intoxicated beyond level of comprehension, thereby hitting any letter on the keyboard.

Master Bates.

and people were complaining about my writing style!!

Personally, I like these reports. While not grammatically perfect they are fairly easy to understand and have enough detail to warrant a look.

MB

Stop throwing rocks. Markjealy's reports are MUCH longer and FAR easier to understand then your reports on Jakarta... oh... wait... uhm... yeah...

MJ

I, for one, appreciate your reports and hope you keep up with them. While many great writers have posted fantastic reports here in the past most are not providing new information as they once were. Frankly, you're on target to report more about Mexico then anyone else this year and I hope you do. Keep up the good work.

E

thnx evry1 ill keep'm coming ill boystown 8/19/07 any 1 wants 2 go

Gentlemen: The prices for girls in Juarez is based on one thing: When the Army guys at Ft. Bliss, in El Paso, Texas get paid! The beautiful chicas know when their pockets are full and when they are getting empty. They adjust their prices during the month. Walk around EP and ask any of them, "What time of the month can you get the best deal?" They will tell you>>STRAIGHT UP! How do I know? I was one of them!! {Tip: All of you horny mother-Fer's need to see the Donkey Show...Mind Blowing excitment!} The girls in Mexico are fantastic, and hot blooded! They will tear your "junk" off!!

What donkey show? It has been about 20 years since I last heard of one!