went n 2 bt on wed night not that many guys around so i decided 2 drive down the girls prices stop n 2 marthas and girls wanted 60 there usally but talked thm down 2 35.00 i did something new 2 night did my 1rst deaf girl what a worker relly plzed with her beside what the hell i could call here all thez nasty names she would not here me any way, 20.00 door girls got thnm down 15.00 i love this place i never want leave it dont matter how uglay u r as long as u got cash ur a king

I do understand what you write.

seems like writing is not of your passions !!

I'm starting to like this guy Markjealy. Last week, I think I vaguely remember him reporting about doing a midget, now he's done a deaf girl whom he got to call all kinds of nasty names to, but she was obviously unable to hear him due to the unfortunate fact that she's hearing impaired.

The closest I've ever come to weird kinky sexual encounters in Mexico, is about five or six years ago, doing a girl at the Las Chavelas who had no hands.

Keep reporting Markjealy, a few photos of this naked midget you speak of, would be greatly appreciated.

Master Bates.

I think he is trying to say he had his first deaf girl. LOL He was pleased with her because he could call he nasty names and she could not hear anything. They wanted $60.00 but were talked down to $35.00 due to them being slow, and street girls were $15.00 when they usually charge $20.00. He loves the place because no matter how ugly you are you still get laid if you have cash. LOL I think thats what he was trying to say. Where the heck is Marthas and B.T ?

This article is so funny just by trying to read it. I think he is using a japanese electronic translator.

Could you all type louder please?

Masterbates,

you did a girl with no hands? Do you realize how difficult it must have been for her to "clean up" afterwards? Did you offer her a handi-wipe? What about the obvious.....manual stimulation?

You quite possibly have "stumped" the membership here with your actions........

Now I've seen it all! THM is critiquing the writing of someone else. Too fucking funny!

Doing a chica with no hands would not be kewl because there would be no way for her to raise the hornz to the sky and give praize after the session... And I have never seen anyone Throw Up Their Hornz with their feet...


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Me personally, I would not spell Boys Town with a "z" and then say that I went there and got laid. That particular spelling carries with it a very different connotation, of a very different different place than I believe most of us would frequent to get laid.

Ya think maybe Markjelly is a wrapper? If so can I join his crewz?

wrapper, I meant rapper. I got no call making fun of anybody else's spelling.

Jjgettis,

nice Freudian slip............(perhaps)

"BRANQUIHO !! ITS ABOUT TIME YOU CRITIC YOURSELF FOR A CHANGE.. get a life dude !

You mean "critique"? LOL!!!

Pretty damn funny! It would appear KidCisco's ebonics program (which he used to make his posts sound black) has been replaced by someone with a moronics program.

(Message edited by LAguy on September 15, 2007)

For all we know The_fuck_tard is yet another creation of everyone's favorite San Diego anasthesiologist.

Now this is the funniest fucking trip report I have read here in a long time. I wish I could be this entertaining, by accident.

rm

martha is where the donkey show used 2 b at next door 2 tamkius

Well guys, if the truth be known, I think he is doing pretty good for a guy that self taught himself to read and write a couple of years ago.

Now how do you feel about your saracastic remarks??????

This thread is losing focus. Are we talking about Markjealy or THM?

Take your pick.

catacony..... given the fact that your insane stupidy and ignorance has reached an all time high, is due to the fact that you are and will remain a 'DOPER BABY". I think you mastered the definition of what "mental dissorder" is all about !

El apodo.... you might be the creation of some fieces that just came out of a Cats ass !!

Laguy...... be cool man

braindead(quiho)... dude I will say it again,, get a life

(Message edited by the_happy_monge on September 16, 2007)

Can anyone help me here? What exactly is "fieces?"

FYI, in spite of The Fucking Retard's assertion to the contrary, I in no way came out of Cat's ass. In fact, after his many trips to Brazil, I would hate to see what came out of Cat's ass!

Thank you for your considered time and attention to this matter.

EA

Yea, I think Markjealy is getting off easy this time.

THM: Thank you for the encouragement.

El Apado,

While I've never once had an issue with food or drink in Brasil it is good policy to avoid things coming out of anyone's ass. As for the_drippy_dick, he's had an anal fascination since he was a child when his dad was introducing him to things going into his ass.

Well, the Midget, deaf dumb and blind, and certainly the handless girls have all been forgotten.....
I for one want to talk more about them.....
I think they are more interesting than all the problems a class in Eng101, or perhaps BONEHEAD English would remedy!
Where are the sexually explicit photos when you want them?

So did the handless girl at least offer a foot job?

Then again I'm wondering whether we are really talking about a handless girl. Perhaps Masterbates's "handless wonder" actually had hands but it was impossible to see them as they were buried in a pile of her own blubber.

(Message edited by LAguy on September 16, 2007)

Phataphony ,, You and El A-pup-do, need to relax.. smoke a big fat cuban cigar together and
and get some relief !! looks like both of you needed really bad !!
the two of you remind me of these Bullies in 8th grade that when confronted with the happy mongers fist in their faces ,abdicated their powers and were begging for leniency!!
should have seen the looks on their faces, when the happy monger was calling the shots !!

Gee the_fuck_tard, threatening us now? Wow, one fist from the 8th grade. How was special ed in the 8th grade anyways? Did you have a special seat on the short bus to school? Did they make you wear a helmet so you wouldn't hurt your head pounding it into the wall and your desk all day long?

The_drippy_dick calling the shots? What a fantasy, calling a free clinic for a shot of penicillin more like it.

Tell us, did daddy at least use some lube on you when stuffing you in the ass, or did you just abdicate your power and beg for leniency when he left the lube by the bed with momma? Cuban cigars, more like daddy's "special treat" for you, right?

PHATAPHONY.... the fact is that you are a very "sick puppy" .
calling me fucktard , drippy_dick , is just another example that youre getting to exausted and you freaking out.
tell me catacony.... is it that you are so stupid and arrogant or are you getting an erection knowing that you can write leathal words from your keyboard, knowing full well that in real life you would shit in your pants when given the chance to meet the THM..... mano-el-mano.
admit it,, sick puppy .. you need desperate rehabilitation,,,, therefore do yourself a favor and get some medical Help..


(Message edited by the_happy_monge on September 16, 2007)

I guess the mano-el-mano is another deep secret between you and your dad.

Lots of homosexual strands in your writings today. Did you do a ladyboy last night and feel guilty today or something?

Fucking Ghost of Buckwheat "ohh, I'm goin get yuuuuuuuu"

Phataphony.... ( the sick puppy) repeating again, that given your deplorable mental state one has to use extreme caution.. the only sound advice I can give you,, hurry and see you're nearest psycologist. you are boiling with anger.. is it possible that you had some really bad encounters as a young man? given your mental state at this moment one has to assume that something horrific must have besieged you at some point in your life !!
I do feel sorry for you... get some help !

I think I'm going to have to refer this thread to the Department of Redundancy Department.

It's been fun for awhile, but is getting beyond redundancy.

Yeah, but the more you flame him, the better his English gets. As he gets madder he forgets to be stupid, the true sign of a troll. Stick with it LA Guy, soon he may make a little sense.

one has to assume that Phataphony(the sick puppy) has occasionally clear glimpses of his whereabouts and chose to do one thing right.
" Concede DEFEAT "
I like his opening line " the more you flame him , the better his English gets " Wow there actually hope for this Cat !!

I like how they are both calling each other the nicknames I gave them.

All I know is the Siameze twins are looking better and better....imagine them with "Marty Feldman" eyes.

Arellius.. from the way he's posting, it looks like it's working !!
fucktard is getting old,, got any new ones ??

one more Arellius... you chose phataphony ! I chose " the sick puppy".. they both match his Idiotic--comments 100%..

LA Guy,

Actually, yes, she was a little on the "chunky" side. She was about twenty-one years old at the time, but still, despite her slight weight and handless disadvantage, she was quite charming, with a pretty smile. Very light-skinned as I remember, and always wore her hair in a pony tail.

I forget her name now, but some of the more veteran mongers to the Las Chavelas in TJ will probably recall who I'm talking about, as she was mentioned once or twice on the board.

She was in the biz around the same time the deaf girl, who sounded like a sea lion was working there too. And yes, I did them both!

My next mongering venture is to join Markjealy and get to know this midget he speaks of, to where I'll not only fuck her, but I'll also mail in the photos to Hombre as proof as to how low a man can go!

Master Bates.

As my buddy Lewis (RIP) used to say,"Shoot low, boys, they're riding Shetland ponies!"

Now horses are involved, this just keeps getting better! Where's the infamous Donkey fit into the scheme of things............

Please don't include me in the "horse" or "donkey" sex discussion. The only heinous crime I may be guilty of is doing fat pigs in Mexico and sending in the pics to brag about it.

I still have fantasies about doing this Midget Markjealy reported about.

Master Bates.

masterbates.. I do admit , your mongering approach, tactics, style are quite different from most others.
as they say "PURA VIDA" senior masterbates

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute here....Markjealy wrote only five lines, complete with grammatical errors, spelling mistakes and English language flaws, and submitted the shortest Trip Report ever on ClubHombere. Yet he's getting more responses to his work than say, Radioman or Jaggerbowski.

If he keeps this up, he'll be this year's mongering trip award winner for sure!

I don't get it.

Master Bates.

Master Bates....
if you look at some of the responses, they had nothing to do with markjealy, TR ! (like the one's between me and catacony).. but it did generate a few .

Masterbates,

besides all the other deformities, the horse, the donkey, etc....we now have pigs! Holy crap.
Midgets, pigmys,sea lions... what else?

Copperfield,
might I suggest watermelons that have been lying in the hot sun on a late summer day?

Bliss, I seem to remember something you posted about that.
I'm afraid the donkey might go for the melon, in which case the handless girl would effectively scream out as she could obviously do nothing about it, prompting the deaf girl to be totally oblivious to the whole thing, pissing the midget off profusily, all the while the fat pig(s) stand idlly by while the midget FREAKS out about the whole scene!
Best to keep the melons hidden until someone gets a handle on all this

Happy, that one is good enough for now, but don't pick fights with him.

CFK,
I need to see if I can diagram your post so I can understand it better. I will reserve comment until then.
up a paddle without a clue

Arellius.. good enough. will leave it here for know !!

(Message edited by the_happy_monge on September 19, 2007)

Bliss,

just remember to thump that there melon first!

Well, now that Radioman's lengthy and excellent Trip Report has been removed by the site administrators for an undecided length of time, I guess it's back to MarkJealy's masterpiece written work for our continued entertainment....

Master Bates.

Masterbates,

no one would dare "touch" this freak show!
This piece is a 3 ring circus without the tent. Billy Barty (for you old guys) would be turning over in his Grave......................