--- !!! CONGA BABE ALERT !!! ---

No, that's not a typo, though it is a seeming oxymoron. As always, Jesse had a cute girl for me, but this time at... La Conga?? I made him swear up and down that he wasn't shitting me. And he went with me so we could split if he was shitting me.

So we take the cab down. Jesse brings the girl to the top of the stairs for me so I don't even have to get out of the cab, so sure is he that I will be impressed. BINGO!! Heal, yeah!!

At the top of the stairs to La Conga is Maira. Very, very cute, short, brown hair. TIGHT little body, beautiful ass and about the sweetest, natural (and firm) B/C cups you'll ever see. Maira's 19 or so and speaks no English. But she is a sweetheart.

Oh, and get this -- her sister works there, too, and MAY BE EVEN HOTTER!! Trust me, these chicas would not be out of place at any club in Nogie. Didn't get her sister's name, but she's a hottie, taller and blonde. She is next on the list, amigos. Mark it on your calander.

Unbelievable - there were six chicas at the most in Conga, and two of them were big-time hotties.

Me, Jesse and Maira down some Tecate's (chica drink is only $5 at Conga), then me and Maira head to the cuarto for some amor.

I think the price may have gone up to a whopping $75 for the chica and the room. Oh, the horror...

They have "full-size" bedrooms towards the back of the club, which I used last time. It turns out they have a couple very small rooms towards the front of the bar. Just big enough for a twin-size fold-out bed (like a futon). Hey, how much more room do you need...?

So, we fold out the bed, take off our clothes, and well, you know the rest of the story. Full 1/2 hour, non-rushed, short BBBJ and sexo in 5-6 positions. All for a whopping $75, on a real, clean bed with a very, very cute gal with a TIGHT bod. Oooooooh yeeeeeaaah....

So...

RUN, DON'T WALK to Conga -- NOW!!

Maira and her sister work from 8PM-3AM Wed-Sun.

You can't possibly miss them. They'll be the only cute chicas in the place (neither of them can be older than 21 or so - and drug-free as far as I could tell). Ask for Maira or her sister - or both!!

Hurry up and exploit this rare opportunity for some cheap, quality sex ON A REAL BED (!) in Nogales.

PS - apparently you can barfine chicas at Conga for $50. Note to self... Seeing that the chica only gets $50-60 for the 1/2 hour (rest goes for the room), this could increas your mileage nicely.

This has been a public service annoucement from the Sluggo Broadcasting System.

MrBillO^™- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

Cool. I can't wait to do your girlfriend.

Price is still $65.

Trust me.

Roberto, fuck you.

Diabetic, I think I paid the "Jesse Tax". Oh well... I wouldn't have known about these gems but for him, so no biggie.

Maira is still at Conga as of Sat 11/9/02. Go get her boys. Damn, she is CUTE as hell...

BTW, only do the other youngster, Paola, if Maira is not around. See Conga > Chica reports > Paola.

Hey mrbill do you know if Maira is still around? She sounds hot...

Has anyone run into a chica named Luz at La Conga? Heding back down to Nogie and looking for a repeat of a a good time.

Also, do the La conga girls do all nighters? If yes, how much, etc.?

Hey, anyone know if Maira is still at Conga. Damn but she's cute as hell... Smokin' body too. Oh well, maybe I'll have to "take one for the team" and find out for y'all.


MrBill

Okay you fuckers, I took one for the team, yet again, and inquired into Maira's whereabouts. Well, she's still at La Conga, working 7 days a week, she says.

Go get her, boys! Very cute, awesome bod, nice girl - and all that for a measly $65/30 min. That's a steal...

Maira is back !! from a brief haitus. Hot damn! was she looking FLY! She had on a nice getup and some very well done make up. She looked even better than the first time I saw her. CUTE AS HELL. (Woulda done her but I was after the svelt Esmerelda again).

So quit bitching about prices already and go get you some Maira. $75 (price went up $10) for 30 MINUTES on a REAL BED - and with a bonda fide HOTTIE.

MrBill - ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

MrBill must be getting kickbacks from these girls at Conga, or, he must be in the BIGPIMPIN bizz. I mean why else would he be rantin and ravin about these mujeres?

Is it because he's good hearted and wants to help us. NOTTT!!!! He is pure evil, and is up to no good..... to know him, is to loathe him
(note the $10 surcharge) hmmmm

caveat emptor ;-S

Well I never... I'll tell you something, MrPissAndVinegar.. It is true. I am in the big pimpin' biz. I spent so much money on these chicas that I needed another source of incum. So yes, that $10 is my "finder's fee" for directing gullable young men like yourself to La Conga (soon to be remodeled and dubbed, Seņor Bill's"). Sorry, but a fella has to earn a living.

fuk justdann dam beener

What is the status on La Conga now?

Has any one been to La Conga? What kind of girls do they have now and days?

Obviously nothing worth writing about.

I have been to Nogales many times, but never read anything that would make me take the taxi ride.

I'll check it out next week. The best bet these days is to sit inside Salon Regis and view the girls at the motel across the way. There are several putas that work in almost every Nogales bar. You will notice they are there all the time.