I have had some good times at this place, but hopefully I will not be returning until I hear that they have gotten rid of the most GODAWFUL massage tables ever installed in a massage brothel. The good news about this place is that they have a fairly decent lineup at odd hours, early in the morning and late at night (From 10pm-10am the price goes up from 200 pesos to 300 pesos). The bad news up to this point is that the chicas are quite aggressive about asking for tips before starting a session on top of the 200 pesos you pay up front for 'oral and penetration', many going so far as lying about the basic service not including the top off.

But this morning in my session with Wendy (mid-20's morena. kinda cute, B cup tits, body beginning to show the ravages of childbirth and the famed Mexican carbo bomb), I was kind of surprised when she suggested that we start out in doggie because it was the only position that worked on the brand spanking new massage tables that are a mere two feet wide, and this is no exaggeration. Think about that for a second. I told her no, I wanna start missionary, and she reluctantly accepted my request. But it became very obvious very quickly that this would not work very well. Switching to doggie helped a little bit, but not only are the damned tables too fucking narrow, but they move around like you're screwing in a hammock and they squeak like CRAZY. DEAFENING squeaks. So damned loud it's hard to think of anything else but the table crashing underneath you. All of this and the fact that I was a bit wiped out from a double session a few hours before basically resulted in me giving up in resignation that I would never be able to finish.

I don'tknow whose genius idea it was to get rid of the big padded doctor's type tables they used to have in this place (like almost all other similar places in Monterrey), but it's gotta rank as one of the least customer friendly decisions ever. I'd rather screw on an anthill. You've been warned.

BTW, Voltage, described in a separate thread, is literally right around the corner from Status II. As you come down the stairs from Status II, make a left toward T-K-CH, and then a left at the corner of Leal. Voltage is two doors down.

Well Porker went back to Status II bad tables and all. We each chose to zesty treats and were off to the races. I left satisfied, I will let Porker chime in on the time that he had.

I saw a couple girls in the fishbowl that made something pop up at the right time, but on closer inspection, I probably should've passed. My chick was kind of cute and had pretty hair and braces, but what looked like bruises and bite marks on her chest that weren't revealed until the clothes came off. Maybe she has a puppy at home or something...

For some reason the price was 250 pesos for the half hour with her at about 2 AM this past weekend despite the sign posting that it was 300. Of course she wanted 100 more to let me even touch anything as is apparently still customary at this place, which turned out to be a rather pricy MP session as far as Monterrey goes.

My girl originally took me to a room that still had those GAWDAWFUL massage tables and I was going to walk out on her before paying when I saw that. She immediately said OK and took me to another room with the standard padded massage/doctor's table like they had 2 years ago.

All in all, Status II wasn't a bad experience, but I probably won't go back anytime soon as the bang for the buck is better at other places where the location isn't so 'in your face' -- this place is right on Madero.