I had been into the lobby of this place before but had always passed on picking a girl because the price quote of 300 pesos is 50% higher (well at least before 10 PM) than 90% of all the other massage brothels in Centro. But last week I finally did take the plunge, and had a good time with a big (fake, as it turned out) titted blonde.

There was about a 5 girl lineup at 8:30 PM on a Thursday night, none stunning. My blonde was about a 6 1/2, but cute enough to get me excited. After she booked my money she came back to the room and for the first time in a Monterrey massage parlor asked me if I actually wanted a massage! Uh, no thanks, let's just get to the good stuff.

After that, everything standard. Covered BJ, her on top w/ appropriate fake moans. Pounded her doggie style 'til blast off. Shower at the end, etc...

I didn't see anything here that justifies the inflated price, but then again, it's only 80 pesos more than Playboy and 100 pesos more than a place like Voltaje. If there's a girl there that catches your eye, might as well go for it.

The place a block down on the 300 block of Diego de Montemayor only had 2 chicas in the lineup 2 minutes before I went into Oroscope. They claimed more were already busy w/ clientes. Suuuure...

Not like there's anything on this page, but...

http://www.horoscopemty.com/index.asp

Spent some time here, with three ladies. Pretty much as El Puerco describes, but I was happy to spend a few $ more, for a very clean place with air conditioning.

Ended up with two phone numbers, which I hope to be able to use sometime later in the year. I went early in the day, and found ladies who had a few years of experience (pretty important to me) and who provided memorable times.

All in all, highly recommeded, if for nothing more than a chance to meet some nice people, and possibly spend some serious time outside the business!

Short hop to Monterrey, and I did have a chance to go by. Took Diana, about 25, nice smile, braces on her teeth, and the most amazing set of DD natural tits <i have ever fondled. The down side is the masage table, which sucks. I was not able to take her out, so I did not ask. Sorry, should have done so for the record.

and the most amazing set of DD natural tits <i have ever fondled.

Now posts like THAT get my attention! Will pay a visit next week to see for myself.

May I point out to you that Diana is part of my Lambs of my Sacred Flock.
Touching my Lambs is a serious crime!!!!
Now seriously... haven't seen Diana in a LONG time. Glad to know she's still there.
Porker: If you go there, be forewarned that the "precio base" is 350 pesos. IF you go there after telling you this, tell her you are friends with her Ernesto Zedillo look-alike customer.
Sandy: Why didn't you call?????

Hola Regio,

Me lo siento mucho! Many problems with a former girlfriend! I promise I will call you next time I am down!

Sandy

P.S. Please email me. I no longer have access to my former email address, and do not have yours.