MrBill's 2002 "Nogies" Awards


Hola, Hombres.

Well, another year of Nogales mongering has come and gone. So, without furthe ado, here are MrBill's 2002 "Nogies" awards. These are just my "nominations" - please feel free to add your own ideas and nominations.


Chica Awards

• best lay – Famous Samantha (Lord Black)

• best lay, honorable mention - Baby (Titanic, LB), Zuli (Obsessions)

• worst lay - Alejandra (Jesse's girl)

• worst lay, honorable mention - Isabella (Jesse's girl), Scarlet (Lord Black)

• best value - Famous Samantha (Lord Black)

• best value, hon. - Maira (Conga)

• worst value - Famous Samantha (Lord Black)

• biggest rip off - Isabella (Jesse's girl)

• biggest rip off, honorable mention - Scarlet (Lord Black)

• best lapdance - Leslie (Cherry's) - again...

• best lapdance, honorable mention - Star (Placer's)

• nympho of the year - Famous Samantha (Lord Black)

• nympho of the year, hon. - Samantha (TD circuit girl), Scarlet (LB)

• most interesting fuck - Kimberly (Rio's)

• best looker - Star (Lord Black)

• best looker, hon. - Baby (Titanic, LB), Famous Samantha (Lord Black), Sol (Obsessions)

• best BJ - Famous Samantha (Lord Black)

• best BJ, hon. - Baby (Titanic, LB)

• worst BJ - too many to mention…

• best TSBJ (t-shirt blow job) - Kelly (Placer's)

• special fresh-n-tasy panocha award - Baby (Titanic, LB)

• fresh-n-tasty, hon. - Scarlet (Lord Black), Lorena (Jesse's Girl)

• nastiest panocha - Alejandra (Jesse's girl)

• sweetheart chica award - Baby (Titanic, LB)

• sweetheart chica, hon. - Leslie (Cherry's), The "other" Samantha (Rio's), Zuli (Obsessions)

• most missed MIA chicas – Famous Samantha (LB), Samantha (TD circuit girl), Azul (LB), Laura (LB), Baby ?? (Titanic, LB)

• nastiest (hottest) VIP - Samantha (TDs circuit girl)

• nastiest VIP, hon. - Baby (Titanic, LB), Scarlet (LB)

• best tits award - tie: Star (Placer's), Katia (Placer's)

• best tits, hon. - Morelia (Rio's), Samantha (Rio's), Lelsie (Cherry's)

• best ass award - Morelia (Rio's)

• best ass, hon. - Famous Samantha (Lord Black)

• best hardbody award - Morelia (Rio's)

• newcummer of the year - Maira (Conga)

• best indy (independent) chica - Lorena

• special awards for orgasmic chicas - Baby (Titanic, LB), Famous Samantha (LB), Lorena (Jesse's girl), Zuli (Rio's), Scarlet (LB), Kimberly (Rio's)


Club Awards

• cum back club of the year - Obsessions

• cum back club of the year, hon. - Lord Black, Ferni's

• best club value - Rio's

• worst club value - Placer's, Lord Black

• best club for hot chicas - Placer's

• Nice Guy mesero awards - Miklo (Rio), Tony (manager, Lord Black)

• most improved mesero - Luis (Placer's)

• most irritating staff - Placer's (pushy boloteros)

• pimp of the year – Jesse

• Special lifetime achievement award for Pimps – Jesse


Here's wishing you and your penis a happy and successful 2003 of mongering!!


MrBill - ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

I find Cherry's to have the pushiest boleteros. Luis is no longer working. For the biggest tits I want to nominate Alondra(Cherry's), Monserrat(Rio), and Leslie(Cherry's).

Whatever happened to Barbie and Daniella, anyway?

Best ass has to go to Abigal (cherrys, lipstick)...hands down , best ass in nogie IMHO......

Carisia of Cherry's could possibly have the best body in Nogales.